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Red Leader
01-12-2004, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by Raisor
We went and saw Big Fish last night. What a great freaking movie.

c'mon, Phil... we're not getting much detail from you lately. 1 soda or 2? :p

letsgojunior
01-12-2004, 09:23 PM
PHIL - We want details! How many total bases?:evilgrin:

RFS62
01-12-2004, 09:39 PM
Phil,

Your little foray into mental stability and good judgement is causing me to seek out new sources of entertainment.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for you.

But, damn, man.... we're hooked on this saga and now you've cut us off!!!!

Heck, make something up.... anything!!

I need my Phil Fix.

:smokin:

creek14
01-12-2004, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by RFS62
I need my Phil Fix.

To be trendy shouldn't that be Phil Phix?

RFS62
01-12-2004, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by creek14
To be trendy shouldn't that be Phil Phix?


Phat!!

:smokin:

ramp101
01-12-2004, 10:01 PM
**warning: attempted threadjacking**

well i have a crush on this girl i met on a cruise 2 weeks ago... we hung out for like 10 days and we went our seperate ways(me in Indiana, her in NYC)... i cant get her out of my head and its driving me nuts

i need some serious help here.... i really havent felt like this since i was well i dont even remember....

this feeling has to end sometime right?

RIGHT?

ahhhhh

**end of hijacking**

RFS62
01-12-2004, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by ramp101

i need some serious help here.... i really havent felt like this since i was well i dont even remember....

this feeling has to end sometime right?

RIGHT?

ahhhhh





All right... fresh meat!!!!

ramp101
01-12-2004, 10:28 PM
thanks rfs

Roy Tucker
01-13-2004, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by creek14
To be trendy shouldn't that be Phil Phix?

MetroPhil

RFS62
01-13-2004, 12:37 AM
OK, Ramp.

We're gonna' need some more details before we can formulate an effective strategy for you.

And don't be afraid to elaborate, Raisor is holding out all of the juicy details on us, and you've got a whole network of advisors here just chompin' at the bit.

BTW, does anyone think we should start another thread for Ramp? This one is a classic, destined for the archives, just with Phil's saga.


:hat:

ramp101
01-13-2004, 12:47 AM
*starts new thread*

GAC
01-13-2004, 08:52 AM
To Phil and ramp....

What is it with you young people today that when you want advice about women you come to those "older" men, who have since, had the life sucked out of them, and are now a mere shell of their former selves, thanks to a "good woman"?

Look what happened to such noble men as Ralph Kramden, Fred Flintstone, Homer Simpson, and George Jetson!

Do you wanna end up on that treadmill alone walking the dog?

In order to be true to the "spirit" of all married men everwhere, I can only offer you one sound piece of advice...


RUN!

Run like Marcus Allen being chased by a 1,000 Ray Lewis'

Run like Forrest Gump kicking off those leg shackles while being chased by the neighborhod bullies!

Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist!

It's a sham! Nothing good can come from this!

You're being toyed with like a poddle in the jaws of an alligator... soon to be dragged back into that murky swamp of no return, only to be found later digesting in the belly of the beast!

It's premeditated. Soon to end up in a drive-by marriage!

She'll have you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm.

I know you're entranced now; but soon it'll be like sleeping in a bunk-bed under Oprah !

It's like being eternally stuck in baseball's off-season.

You'll end up babbling like I am now!

Is this what you want, all for the sake of a pair?

[we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming]

:evilgrin:

KronoRed
01-13-2004, 04:52 PM
GAC forgot his medication this morning ;)

RFS62
01-13-2004, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by KronoRed
GAC forgot his medication this morning ;)


And that's different, how?

:smokin:

Marty and Joe
01-13-2004, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by GAC
To Phil and ramp....

You'll end up babbling like I am now!

:

It was a classic babble though. :thumbup:

Chip R
01-13-2004, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by GAC
Look what happened to such noble men as Ralph Kramden, Fred Flintstone, Homer Simpson, and George Jetson!
How could you forget Al Bundy?!

GAC
01-13-2004, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by Chip R
How could you forget Al Bundy?!

who do you think was talking? :evilgrin:

Oh. life is good! But not for me ...

I'm jealous of every man not married to you.

Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.

I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare.

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

Love is not only blind but stupid.

Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al
Al : Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al
Al : Peggy, it hurts my stomach.

If you want to have sex, the kids will have to leave. If you want it to be good, then you will have to leave.


Groucho (courting a rich widow)... "Marry me and I'll take you away from all of this. Ah yes, I can see you now in the kitchen bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove."


:beerme:

Spring~Fields
01-13-2004, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by GAC
To Phil and ramp....


You're being toyed with like a poddle in the jaws of an alligator...

Well Gac they have to learn and pay their dues, so the divorce settlement won't be so shocking when they are left wearing just their baseball caps and are homeless. :thumbup:

Raisor
01-14-2004, 08:31 PM
Ah, a little bit of worry to pass on to everyone.

I'm bringing Amanda home to meet my folks this weekend.

Heaven help us all.

:hat:

KronoRed
01-14-2004, 09:48 PM
Awww ;)

creek14
01-14-2004, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by Raisor

I'm bringing Amanda home to meet my folks this weekend.

Holy cow, you move faster than Calvin Pickering making his way to the all you can eat breakfast buffet at Shoney's.

RFS62
01-14-2004, 10:14 PM
Great Googly Mooglie!!!!!

OK, two things.

How about a picture of the happy couple

and

What's the over/under on the proposal?


:smokin:

CougarQuest
01-14-2004, 10:48 PM
You know, women think thats serious when you take them to meet the folks!

Raisor
01-14-2004, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by RFS62
What's the over/under on the proposal?





GAAAAHHHHH!!

RFS62
01-14-2004, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by Raisor
GAAAAHHHHH!!


An appropriate response.

And, during your many years together, you'll learn the effective use of many other similar exclaimations.



:smokin:

letsgojunior
01-16-2004, 01:44 AM
I'm thinking about a month on the engagement.

RFS62
01-16-2004, 10:12 PM
I'll give him three months.

RFS62
01-25-2004, 07:09 PM
I think somebody owes us a freakin' update.

Raisor
01-25-2004, 07:16 PM
Things are going great. Superbowl Sunday is our one month anniversery.

KronoRed
01-25-2004, 09:02 PM
Awwwwww

:D

creek14
01-26-2004, 08:33 AM
The better not interfere with baseball season, buddy.

creek14
02-04-2004, 08:07 AM
Gesh Raisor gets a woman and he falls off the face of the earth.

He better come back soon, I'm starting to have problems remembering.. a triple is better than what?

KronoRed
02-04-2004, 02:10 PM
A triple is better then a double or a single but not a home run.
A walk is better then....i forgot ;)

MWM
02-04-2004, 02:52 PM
I'm starting to get a little concerned. Phil was caught up in what could potentially have become an ugly love triangle. He's been missing for a while........ I hope he's still with us.

Raisor
02-04-2004, 07:06 PM
I'm still here!

Everything is fine. Amanda and I are doing great, yesterday was our one month anniversery. Katie and I are closer friends then we were.

Life is good.

westofyou
02-04-2004, 07:14 PM
Pretty small sample size there Phil.

Catch22
02-05-2004, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by westofyou
Pretty small sample size there Phil.

That's what she said :evilgrin:

Sorry...couldn't resist
:D

RFS62
02-05-2004, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by Catch22
That's what she said :evilgrin:

Sorry...couldn't resist
:D


And thus, we come full circle.