savafan
04-19-2004, 08:21 PM
http://baseball.maximonline.com/salarycap2/register.asp?gameid=102
OBJECTIVE
The basic strategy of Maxim Fallacy Baseball is as simple as the infield fly rule: Pick baseball players who produce the most negative statistics (i.e., the players most likely to piss off their managers, fans, and teammates with their nacho-tossing incompetence) and, thus, score the most Fallacy points based upon our revolutionary patented* scoring system. Since you're likely an expert at making poor selections in ordinary fantasy games, you should really thrive here.
*Scoring system not patented.
ENTRY
Maxim Fallacy Baseball is as free as a seat at Beat-up Couch Stadium. We could never charge hard-working American taxpayers for this kind of competitive dysfunction.
ASSEMBLING YOUR TEAM
We "convinced" bemused chlorophyllionaire Felix Dennis to award you a generous $50,000,000 salary cap to assemble your team. To buy a player, simply click on his salary. To search for players, click on Buy Players in the left navigation bar. Use your $50,000,000 wisely and you might be crowned Supreme Ruler of Middle Boobistan! Remember, you must have a complete roster to earn points.
You must select the following positions for your team (13 total):
Roster
1 Catcher
1 First Baseman
1 Second Baseman
1 Shortstop
1 Third Baseman
3 Outfielders
5 Pitchers
SCORING
Points in Maxim Fallacy Baseball are awarded as follows:
BATTERS
CATEGORY POINTS
Out (At Bat - Hit) 5 points
Strikeout 10 points
Caught Stealing 25 points
Hit by Pitch -5 points
0-for-4 or worse 50 points
Error 50 points
Single -5 points
Double -10 points
Triple -15 points
Home Run -25 points
Walk -5 points
RBI -10 points
Stolen Base -5 points
4 or More Hits in a Game -25 points
Hit for Cycle -50 points
PITCHERS
CATEGORY POINTS
Loss 25 points
Blown Save 50 points
Hit Allowed 5 points
Walk Allowed 5 point
Hit Batter 25 points
Earned Run Allowed 10 points
Wild Pitch 25 points
Balk 50 points
Starter pulled within four or fewer innings 50 points
Error 50 points
Win -25 points
Save -15 points
Strikeout -10 points
Complete Game -25 points
Shutout -100 points
No-Hitter -1000 points
Perfect Game -2500 points
Anyone interested?
In a little lighthearted fantasy fun?
The league number for Redszone is 591 and password is Dunn.
OBJECTIVE
The basic strategy of Maxim Fallacy Baseball is as simple as the infield fly rule: Pick baseball players who produce the most negative statistics (i.e., the players most likely to piss off their managers, fans, and teammates with their nacho-tossing incompetence) and, thus, score the most Fallacy points based upon our revolutionary patented* scoring system. Since you're likely an expert at making poor selections in ordinary fantasy games, you should really thrive here.
*Scoring system not patented.
ENTRY
Maxim Fallacy Baseball is as free as a seat at Beat-up Couch Stadium. We could never charge hard-working American taxpayers for this kind of competitive dysfunction.
ASSEMBLING YOUR TEAM
We "convinced" bemused chlorophyllionaire Felix Dennis to award you a generous $50,000,000 salary cap to assemble your team. To buy a player, simply click on his salary. To search for players, click on Buy Players in the left navigation bar. Use your $50,000,000 wisely and you might be crowned Supreme Ruler of Middle Boobistan! Remember, you must have a complete roster to earn points.
You must select the following positions for your team (13 total):
Roster
1 Catcher
1 First Baseman
1 Second Baseman
1 Shortstop
1 Third Baseman
3 Outfielders
5 Pitchers
SCORING
Points in Maxim Fallacy Baseball are awarded as follows:
BATTERS
CATEGORY POINTS
Out (At Bat - Hit) 5 points
Strikeout 10 points
Caught Stealing 25 points
Hit by Pitch -5 points
0-for-4 or worse 50 points
Error 50 points
Single -5 points
Double -10 points
Triple -15 points
Home Run -25 points
Walk -5 points
RBI -10 points
Stolen Base -5 points
4 or More Hits in a Game -25 points
Hit for Cycle -50 points
PITCHERS
CATEGORY POINTS
Loss 25 points
Blown Save 50 points
Hit Allowed 5 points
Walk Allowed 5 point
Hit Batter 25 points
Earned Run Allowed 10 points
Wild Pitch 25 points
Balk 50 points
Starter pulled within four or fewer innings 50 points
Error 50 points
Win -25 points
Save -15 points
Strikeout -10 points
Complete Game -25 points
Shutout -100 points
No-Hitter -1000 points
Perfect Game -2500 points
Anyone interested?
In a little lighthearted fantasy fun?
The league number for Redszone is 591 and password is Dunn.