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max venable
06-15-2004, 01:00 PM
A few suggestions of my own:

Free Fallin'

Heartbreak Hotel

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

Puffy
06-15-2004, 01:02 PM
Loser by Beck

Just for those who care, my theme song is Never Gonna Get it by En Vogue. Amazing how that song mimics my life

RedsBaron
06-15-2004, 01:02 PM
How about "Born To Lose"?

wire2wire
06-15-2004, 01:04 PM
"when the levee breaks"

-zeppelin

RedsBaron
06-15-2004, 01:04 PM
"All I Need Is A Miracle" might work as well.

Hobo
06-15-2004, 01:04 PM
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For :lol:
That has to be the D. Miley theme song. They need to play that over the loud speakers when Miley takes a pitcher out. :MandJ:

traderumor
06-15-2004, 01:05 PM
"Another One Bites the Dust"

For the losses
For the injuries
For the pitchers
For the minor league callups
For the torn labrums

"Love Stinks"
Being a Reds and Bengals fan in the last 10 years or so

"Cry"
Should be obvious

That's a start, anyways :D

RedsBaron
06-15-2004, 01:05 PM
How about this one by The Beatles: "Help!"?

zombie-a-go-go
06-15-2004, 01:06 PM
O'Brien: "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow"

westofyou
06-15-2004, 01:07 PM
Underacheivers March and Fight Song - Archers of Loaf

We're a Bad Trip - Camper Van Beethoven

I am trying to break your heart. - Wilco

TRF
06-15-2004, 01:09 PM
A Camper Van Beethoven sighting.

rare. very rare.

Puffy
06-15-2004, 01:09 PM
Speaking of songs, here's my idea - before tonight's game, close the doors and make them listen to Eye of the Tiger. Come on, who doesn't get pumped after Eye of the Tiger.

Who has seen the commercials for Starbucks with Survivor? If I ever get rich I'm gonna do that - Puff.... Puff, Puff, Puff.. Puff, Puff, PuPuff

max venable
06-15-2004, 01:10 PM
How 'bout...

You Dropped A Bomb On Me - Gap Band
or
I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) - Hall and Oates

westofyou
06-15-2004, 01:16 PM
A Camper Van Beethoven sighting.

rare. very rare.

Went to the same College as them, local legends.

zombie-a-go-go
06-15-2004, 01:17 PM
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds: Idiot Prayer

max venable
06-15-2004, 01:18 PM
Hard Habit To Break - Chicago

Johnny Footstool
06-15-2004, 01:20 PM
"Stuck in the Middle" by Stealer's Wheel

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right, (the attitude of a lot of Reds fans)
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, (the pitching staff)
here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place, (the pitching staff this month)
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man, (Mr. Lindner)
And your friends, they all come crawlin, (we the fans)
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please..... ("please spring for some starting pitching, Mr. Lindner")

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you. (the middle of the NL Central, that is)

westofyou
06-15-2004, 01:21 PM
As we go up we go down - GBV

Holocaust - Big Star

IowaRed
06-15-2004, 01:28 PM
The Downward Spiral-NIN

LvJ
06-15-2004, 01:33 PM
Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't -Brand New

I'm heaven sent,
don't you dare forget
I am all you've ever wanted,
what all the other boys all promised
Sorry I told
I just needed you to know

I think in decimals and dollars
I am the cause to all your problems
Shelter from cold
We are never alone
Coordinate brain and mouth
Then ask me what it's like to have myself so figured out
I wish I knew

I hope this songs starts a craze,
the kind of song that ignites the airways
The kind of song that makes people glad to be where they are
with who ever they're there with
This is war
Every line is about who I don't write about anymore
Hope you come down with something they can't diagnose,
don't have the cure for
Holding on to your grudge
Oh it's so hard to have someone to love
Keeping quiet is hard
'Cause you can't keep a secret if it never was a secret to start
At least pretend you didn't wanna get caught

We're consentratin' on fallin' apart
We were contenders, now throwin' the fight
I just wanna believe, I just wanna believe, I just wanna believe in us

Oh we're so c-c-c-c-c-controversial
We are entirely smooth
We fit to the truth
We are the best at what we do
And these are the words you wish you wrote down
This is the way you wish your voice sounds,
handsome and smart
Oh, my tongue's the only muscle on my body that works harder than my heart
And it's all from watching TV
and from speeding up my breathing
Wouldn't stop if I could
Oh it hurts to be this good
You're holding on to your grudge
Oh it hurts to always have to be honest with the one that you love
Oh so let it go

We're consentratin' on fallin' apart
We were contenders, now throwin' the fight
I just wanna believe, I just wanna believe, I just wanna believe in us

We're consentratin' on fallin' apart
We were contenders, now throwin' the fight
I just wanna believe, I just wanna believe, I just wanna believe in us

This is the craze only we can bestow
This is the price you pay for loss of control
This is the break in the ground
This is the closest of calls
This is the reason you're alone, this is the reason you fall!

We're consentratin' on fallin' apart
We were contenders, now throwin' the fight
I just wanna believe, I just wanna believe, I just wanna believe...

We're consentratin' on fallin' apart
We were contenders, now throwin' the fight
I just wanna believe, I just wanna believe, I just wanna believe in us

:idea:

IowaRed
06-15-2004, 01:33 PM
Fill the Void-Oingo Boingo

Marc D
06-15-2004, 01:37 PM
"Oh Lord, What Are You Doing to Me?" by Dionne Warwick

redhead
06-15-2004, 01:37 PM
Hey Johnny, you beat me to Stuck In The Middle. My thoughts exactly. Except my version would be by The Ranch. Now I'll go with Clutterbilly by The Ranch. I don't know why, it just sounds appropriate.

TeamCasey
06-15-2004, 01:42 PM
For the Bullpen: Give it away, give it away, give it away now.....

SteelSD
06-15-2004, 01:45 PM
Pitching to Contact Today

With apologies to Otis Redding and Steve Cropper

Sitting with a hotdog and bun
Know I'll be angry when the first inning comes.
Watching pitches roll in
And I watch 'em fly away again, yeah.


(Chorus)
Well they’re pitching to contact today
Feeling the game slowly slip away.
But they’re still pitching to contact today
Wasting time.


Slow fastball heading towards ya’
Then headed out Right Field way
'Cause they’ve got no stuff to pitch for
And pitchers with no stuff gotta pay.

So they’re just...(repeat chorus)


Look like nothing's gonna change
Everything still remains the same
They can’t win throwing how people want them to do
So I guess they’ll remain the same.

Now pitcher’s sittin there resting his bones
Home run whiplash won't leave him alone
Eighty six pitches he’s thrown
Just to make a five-plus ERA his home

Now, they’re just...(repeat chorus)

reds1990
06-15-2004, 01:47 PM
"I Can Dream About You" by Dan Hartman
:: Reds fans looking for a real starting pitcher ::

"Private Dancer" by Tina Turner
:: Dan O'Brien's spin on why no big moves have been made ::

"You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi
:: should be played everytime a Reds starter is pulled before the 6th inning ::

"Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
:: the way the Reds have handled WMP ::

"November Rain" by Guns n' Roses
:: it's not November, but would have explained last night's debacle ::

"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper
:: sorry, but I can just picture Danny Graves lip synching this one :lol: ::

"Take On Me" by Aha
:: ANY Reds pitcher at this point :thumbdn: "

"Manic Monday" by Bangles
:: describing last night ::

"9 to 5" by Dolly Parton
:: describing the bullpen ::

"Werd Science" by Oingo Boingo
:: describing Junior not pinch-hitting last night ::

"I Ran" by Flock of Seagulls
:: what the Reds did to get out of Oakland ::

"West End Girls" by Pet Shop Boys
:: what the Reds bullpen turned into at Oakland ::

"Took My Breath Away" by Berlin
:: describing the look on Dave Miley's face last night :lol: ::

"Careless Whisper" by WHAM
:: what Jason Larue didn't do last night ::

TeamCasey
06-15-2004, 01:50 PM
Pitching to Contact Today

With apologies to Otis Redding and Steve Cropper
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:MandJ: Pretty good! (And you messed with my favorite all-time song. But's that's O.K. :) )

reds1990
06-15-2004, 01:52 PM
"All I Need Is A Miracle" might work as well.

Good one
:thumbup:

LvJ
06-15-2004, 01:52 PM
I thought I'd do some themes... :MandJ:

Austin Kearns: "The Nurse Who Loved Me" - by Failure (and APC)

Carl Linder: "Drag You Down" - by Finger Eleven

Joe Valentine & Jung Bung: "Temporary Arms" - by Finger Eleven

Sean Casey: "Dear. Mr. Fantasy" - by Grateful Dead / Traffic

Dan O'Brien: "Creator Failure" - by Iced Earth

Chris Reitsma: "I Wish You Were Here" - by Incubus

Bubba Nelson: "The Fake Sound of Progress" - by Lost Prophets

Danny Graves: "I Won't Back Down" ;) - by Pearl Jam

Jason LaRue: "Calm Like A Bomb" - by Rage Against The Machine

Ken Griffey Jr: "Carry That Weight" - by the Beatles

Todd Jones: "Paperback Writer" - by the Beatles ;)

TRF
06-15-2004, 01:53 PM
Went to the same College as them, local legends.

one of my favorites back in the day when i was a dj in college. It only took 2 years to figure out i had a voice made for behind the scenes television production. :MandJ:

TeamCasey
06-15-2004, 02:04 PM
Song for the Sixth inning : Send in the Clowns

Bowden's Ghost
06-15-2004, 02:07 PM
What a fantastic thread. My contribution:
"The End" by the Doors

Sweetstop
06-15-2004, 02:13 PM
"It's The Same Old Song" The Four Tops

"(Take Another Little) Piece Of My Heart" Big Brother & The Holding Company

westofyou
06-15-2004, 02:14 PM
For those who remember Pat and her "Cat Suit"

Love is a Battlefield

Get Nervous

Marc D
06-15-2004, 02:21 PM
The FO theme song should be "The Entertainer" commonly known as the theme song to "The Sting".

Puffy
06-15-2004, 02:22 PM
Song for the Sixth inning : Send in the Clowns

That is very funny! :thumbup:

Chip R
06-15-2004, 02:22 PM
"Stuck in the Middle" by Stealer's Wheel

We're the cop and everyone else is Mr. Blonde. :(

KittyDuran
06-15-2004, 02:34 PM
Tangent: before the Indians take the field they play a snippet of "Fox on the Run" by Sweet... :evil:

FOX ON THE RUN
Sweet

I don't wanna know your name
Cause you don't look the same
The way you did before
OK you think you got a pretty face
But the rest of you is out of place
You looked all right before

Fox on the run
You screamed and everybody comes a-running
Take a run and hide yourself away
Fox on the run
F-foxy, foxy on the run and hideaway

You-you talk about just every band
But the names you drop are second hand
I've heard it all before
I don't wanna know your name
Cause you don't look the same
The way you did before
(repeat chorus)

reds1990
06-15-2004, 02:41 PM
That is very funny! :thumbup:

Actually, it isn't funny. It's sad.

M2
06-15-2004, 02:44 PM
Burnin' Down the House - Talking Heads

Tony Cloninger
06-15-2004, 02:49 PM
"We gotta get out of this place" The Animals

"God Save the Queen (Reds)" Sex Pistols

To the beat of that song just insert the Reds.

Johnny Footstool
06-15-2004, 03:31 PM
We're the cop and everyone else is Mr. Blonde.

"You can torture me all you want."

"Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that."

max venable
06-15-2004, 03:35 PM
SteelSD...classic! Thanks for posting!

OldXOhio
06-15-2004, 04:02 PM
"Bad" - U2
"Ballclub in a coma" - The Smiths
"Everybody('s Arm) Hurts" - REM

TeamBoone
06-15-2004, 04:06 PM
"Rat in a Cage"

Mitri
06-15-2004, 04:07 PM
As we go up we go down - GBV

Holocaust - Big Star
:thumbup: Brilliant. Nice choices.

Red Leader
06-15-2004, 04:08 PM
Ok, I'll throw in my 80's glam rock entry:

Round and Round - Ratt

Out on the streets, that's where we'll meet
You make the night, I always cross the line
Tightened our belts, abuse ourselves
Get in our way, we'll put you on your shelf
Another day, some other way
We're gonna go, but then we'll see you again
I've had enough, we've had enough
Cold in vain, she said

(Pre-chorus)

I knew right from the beginning
That you would end up winnin'
I knew right from the start
You'd put an arrow through my heart

(Chorus)

Round and round
With love we'll find a way just give it time
Round and round
What comes around goes around
I'll tell you why

Dig

Lookin' at you, lookin' at me
The way you move, you know it's easy to see
The neon light's on me tonight
I've got a way, we're gonna prove it tonight
Like Romeo to Juliet
Time and time, I'm gonna make you mine
I've had enough, we've had enough
It's all the same, she said

(Pre-chorus)

(Chorus)

Yeah!

Solo

Out on the streets, that's where we'll meet
You make the night, I always cross the line
Tightened our belts, abuse ourselves
Get in our way, we'll put you on your shelf

(Chorus)

Round and round
With love we'll find a way just give it time, time, time, time
Round and round
What comes around goes around
I'll tell you why, why, why, why
Round and round

OldXOhio
06-15-2004, 04:11 PM
If we adopt a Ratt song, does that mean we can get Uncle Milty to throw a few innings as well?

cumberlandreds
06-15-2004, 04:17 PM
I posted on another thread that "Free Fallin'" is going through my mind when I watch the Reds these last few games.

"Send in the Clowns" was a great choice! :D

cumberlandreds
06-15-2004, 04:18 PM
If we adopt a Ratt song, does that mean we can get Uncle Milty to throw a few innings as well?

Uncle Milty would be an improvement. :mhcky21:

Rasta Red
06-15-2004, 04:34 PM
Summertime Blues, Eddie Cochran/Blue Cheer/The Who

Where's That Hit, The Hoodoo Gurus

M2
06-15-2004, 04:41 PM
Rasta, no "Suffering in the Land"?

SteelSD
06-15-2004, 04:42 PM
Staying Alive

With apologies to the Brothers Gibb


Well, I don’t hit batters; I don’t balk,
I'm a contact man— no hitters walk.
Fastball slow and curveball straight, I'm being beat by hitters
Like I was eight.
Wish it were all right. But it’s not OK.
You should look the other way.
Don’t even try to understand
The pitching to contact effect on man.

Whether you're a pitcher or just a belly-itcher,
Hitters stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Curveball ain’t a breakin'; fat pitches for the takin’, batters,
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, I can throw balls low or toss it high,
But lob down the middle, I’m forced to try.
Wish Dan O’Brien were in my shoes;
Cause death by double’s a bad way to lose.
Wish it were all right. But it’s not OK.
You really should look the other way.
Don’t even try to understand
The pitching to contact effect on man.

Whether you're a pitcher or just a belly-itcher,
Hitters stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Curveball ain’t a breakin'; fat pitches for the takin’, batters,
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Ball’s flyin’ somewhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Ball’s flyin’ somewhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.

By the fourth inning off the mound I walk,
I’m scared to pitch—don’t want the rock.
Booing’s loud and fans so mean, I had labrum surgery
At nineteen.
And it ain’t all right. It's past passé.
Please folks look the other way.
There’s no way you’ll understand
They know what’s coming before it leaves my hand.

Whether you're a pitcher or just a belly-itcher,
Hitters stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Curveball ain’t a breakin'; fat pitches for the takin’, batters,
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Ball’s flyin’ somewhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. (repeat and fade)

Red Leader
06-15-2004, 04:44 PM
Steel. That was beautiful.

Rasta Red
06-15-2004, 05:01 PM
"Time Will Tell", M2. We have "Many Rivers To Cross" and "Hard Road to Travel".

fisch11
06-15-2004, 05:36 PM
I don't think anybody can top Led Zeppelin's hits for the mood this club is in so drumroll please............
"Dazed and Confused"
"Heartbreaker"
"Fool in the Rain"
"How Many More Times?"
"Nobody's Fault But Mine"
"Sick Again"
"Ten Years Gone"
"The Song Remains the Same"
"Wearing and Tearing"
"Trampeled Under Foot"
"What is and Should Never Be"
"When the Levee Breaks"
"You Shook Me"
and finally......"Your Time is Gonna Come".

I mean c'mon?! How can you post anything after all those?! :MandJ:

Larkin411
06-15-2004, 05:42 PM
This Mess We're In- PJ Harvey
or
Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall- Ella Fitzgerald

...and for Griffey: Ballad of a Comeback Kid- The New Pornographers

KittyDuran
06-15-2004, 05:51 PM
Lance was talking about this thread just a few minutes ago - starting w/Max's "Free Falling" - playing snippets of that, "Another One Bites the Dust", and "Help". Said Redszone.com was one of his favorite websites.

max venable
06-15-2004, 05:59 PM
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

Reds1
06-15-2004, 06:08 PM
There's a Tear in my Beer! :GAC:

Puffy
06-15-2004, 06:10 PM
"Luka" by Suzanne Vega

"Doctor, Doctor" by The Thompson Twins

"Ben" by the Jackson Five

Spring~Fields
06-15-2004, 06:11 PM
Miley serenades O'Brien after another month of no bullpen help.

"Take This Job And Shove It"

The bullpen quartet in a rare moment of life,

“How Do You Like Me Now”

:idea: The fans stand in unison with a rousing version of

"Swanny River"

While pointing to the bullpen and then to the Ohio River, hint! :shocked:

Super_Barry11
06-15-2004, 06:16 PM
"Prayin' for Daylight" by Rascal Flatts

Fullboat
06-15-2004, 06:19 PM
the End From the Doors

RFS62
06-15-2004, 06:20 PM
A Country Classic, and I don't even like country.....

"I've got tears in my ears from lying on my back, in the bed, cryin' over you"

creek14
06-15-2004, 06:24 PM
I Want to Make You Cry by Jeff Bates.

Sorry if that's been listed. I have read so many song titles I can't keep them all straight.

puca
06-15-2004, 06:26 PM
"To Wish Impossible Things" - The Cure
"Tight Wad Hill" - Green Day
"Wave a White Flag", "Cheap Reward", "Less than Zero", "Waiting for the End of the World" - Elvis Costello

GAC
06-15-2004, 06:29 PM
To the team.. A Hard Day's Night

To any/all pitching help out there ... Wish You Were Here

To our BP... The Song Remains The Same or Bringin' On The Heartbreak

To Norton.... Born Under A Bad Sign or They're Coming To take Me Away (ho ho hee hee)

Lindner - You Never Give Me Your Money

Danny Graves - Gone, Gone, Gone

To all our prospects - Time Is On My Side

:roll:

Virginia Beach Reds
06-15-2004, 06:36 PM
Here are my 2 cents:

Break Your Heart -- Barenaked Ladies
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back -- Springstreen Tribute
Don't Stop -- Mac
Crying -- Don McLean
Going Nowhere Fast -- Satanic Surfers
Ain't Nobody Playin' -- Jaguar Wright
It's a Laugh -- Hall & Oates

Matt700wlw
06-15-2004, 06:44 PM
Run Like Hell

KronoRed
06-15-2004, 06:45 PM
Staying Alive

With apologies to the Brothers Gibb



:MandJ: :MandJ: Well done :thumbup:

Falls City Beer
06-15-2004, 06:49 PM
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" AC/DC (damn, when are they going to invent the lightning bolt icon?)

"Dead" Pixies

sig
06-15-2004, 06:55 PM
Welcome to my Nightmare - Alice Cooper

SteelSD
06-15-2004, 09:40 PM
Hitta’s Paradise

With apologies to Coolio

As I walk to the mound I see the shadow of death
I take a look at my stuff and realize there's not much left
coz I've been throwin so soft and blowin so long, that
even Dave Miley thinks that my arm is gone
but I ain't never hit a bat that didn't deserve it
and with the money they done pay me you gotta know that it’s worth it
I be pitchin’ to contact so you know you ain’t walking
so dig your cleats into the box they just got done chalkin’
I don’t wanna throw it but i gotta, loc
An eighty mile per hour sphere of mirror and smoke, fool
I'm the kinda P my homies wanna be like
off to the showers after three, done by seven at night

been spending most their lives, living in the hitter’s paradise
been spending most their lives, living in the hitter’s paradise
keep spending most our lives, living in the hitter’s paradise
keep spending most our lives, living in the hitter’s paradise

They got the situation, it’s you I be facin'
doesn’t matter what the pitch, two or four seam lacing
now I know I might not be down with a great team
but too much Rick Mahler watching got me chasing dreams
I'm an experienced fool with strikes on my mind
got the baseball in my hand and fright in my eye
I'm a loc'd out pitcha’ set to throw you my meat
and my homies is watching so don’t abuse me to bad, fool
a big fat loss ain't nothing but a double away,
I'm pitchin to contact, do or die, what can I say
I'm 33 now, but will I live to see 34
the way things are going I don't know

[Chorus:]

Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That hitting your bat helps you but not me
been spending most their lives, living in the hitter’s paradise
been spending most their lives, living in the hitter’s paradise
spending most our lives, living in the hitter’s paradise
spending most our lives, living in the hitter’s paradise

Changeup and the slider, fastball got no power
inning should take ten minutes but now it’s an hour
everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking
cause they’re rounding second, third base coach keeps them bookin
they say I gotta learn, but what they trying to teach me
throw it over the plate, and batters gonna’ reach me
I know that they will, but O’Brien says they won't
but Dano is frontin, that's why I know the team is out of luck, fool

been spending most their lives, living in the hitter’s paradise
been spending most their lives, living in the hitter’s paradise
spending most our lives, living in the hitter’s paradise
spending most our lives, living in the hitter’s paradise
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That hitting your bat helps you but not me
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That hitting your bat helps you but not me

[fade out]

cincinnati chili
06-15-2004, 09:56 PM
"Luka" by Suzanne Vega

I have no idea why that makes me laugh, but it's really funny.

Styx's title "The Grand Illusion" pretty much sums up this team for me.

Virginia Beach Reds
06-15-2004, 10:16 PM
Steel waxin poetic'. mighty fine stuff there :thumbup:

KronoRed
06-15-2004, 10:19 PM
Steel is a genius :lol: :MandJ:

redhead
06-15-2004, 11:15 PM
I Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)

Storm
06-15-2004, 11:16 PM
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not sure what song but I know what movie! :mhcky21:

Matt700wlw
06-15-2004, 11:20 PM
How about "I wanna New Drug"

gonelong
06-15-2004, 11:44 PM
The futures so bright, I gotta wear shades?

/ducks

How about Crazy from good old Patsy Cline?

GL

redhead
06-15-2004, 11:58 PM
Lucy Got Lucky

Ryan the Reds Fan
06-16-2004, 10:45 AM
How about Tomorrow. I know it's a day late and we got a win last night, but hopefully, the Sun will come out tomorrow. ;)

SteelSD
06-16-2004, 11:45 AM
Payflex

With apologies to Duran Duran

You gone too far this time
Cause you just called up Joe Valentine
I tell you somebody’s fooling around -
With the Reds’ record on the danger line
Maybe we’ll make that trade if we find it
Or cut some salary on-demand, oh..
High time is no time for deciding
The pitching might need a helping hand, oh..

So why don’t you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy arms to lose it

(chorus)

The payflex is Jason Romano, flailing in the park
The payflex is in charge of finding Todd Jones treasure in the dark
Hoping that Van Poppel saves us, isn’t that bizarre?
Every little thing the payflex does leaves you answered with a
Question mark

We’re on a ride and I want to get off
But they keep claiming they’re down and out
They sold the Reitsma and the batting cage net
Is Bowden happy now that he got out?

(chorus) (chorus)

The payflex teases Dan O’Brien, waits for phone calls in the dark
The payflex searches the waiver wire, claims cheap players on a lark
Thinking Brian Reith will hold them, isn’t that bizarre?
Every little thing the payflex does leaves you answered with a
Question mark

(chorus) (chorus)

The payflex is Jason Romano, flailing in the park
The payflex is in charge of finding Todd Jones treasure in the dark
Hoping that Van Poppel saves us, isn’t that bizarre?
Every little thing the payflex does leaves you answered with a
Question mark

Oh, the payflex what a game he’s holding all the cards
The payflex squeezes every dollar even with a new ball yard
Feeling that Phil Norton’s useful, isn’t that bizarre?
Every little thing the payflex does leaves you answered with a
Question mark

Bowden's Ghost
06-16-2004, 11:09 PM
Let's not forget the Jim Bowden scrap-heap reclamation project theme song:

Digging Up Bones

SirFelixCat
06-16-2004, 11:12 PM
"Back in the Saddle Again" -Aerosmith :thumbup:

oregonred
06-17-2004, 03:33 AM
Roller Coaster -- Red Hot Chili's...

CN-RED
06-17-2004, 04:17 AM
OH NO tears are falling....KISS

reds1990
06-17-2004, 04:28 AM
Steel is a genius :lol: :MandJ:

He's a darn incredibly good parody song writer, that is what he is. I don't think anyone is qualified to call someone a genius, though :thumbup:

KronoRed
06-17-2004, 05:41 AM
Ok not a genius ;)

Another nice one Steel :D

max venable
06-17-2004, 03:24 PM
I Get Knocked Down (but I get up again) --Chumbawamba

Matt700wlw
06-23-2004, 09:46 PM
Same Old Song and Dance

reds44
06-24-2004, 12:18 AM
For Juniors 500th Homer- "GONE" bY NSYNC!