Be the last person to post on this thread

[Red Leader]

I was thinking about changing my avatar, but I've Chef and his Chocolate Salty Balls for so long I don't think I can.

I don't think I'd talk to you if you changed your avatar. ;)

[Puffy]

Yeah, I've come down on that side of the fence as well - Chef just RAWKS and even another South Park character just wouldn't be the same

[Red Leader]

Can we make a rule that on page 911 of this thread we can only post pictures of Sept. 11th related things? Would everyone be ok with that?

P.S. I'm wanting this to be somewhat of a tribute. I'm not talking about posting pictures of Michael Moore or anything that would be seen as offensive to anyone.

[RFS62]

I am about to impress all the chicks on here. Here is a picture of the puffster when he was just a little puffmeister. Man, I was a cute kid!!

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/825505/me.jpg



Wow, you've got big ears!!!

[Puffy]

Can we make a rule that on page 911 of this thread we can only post pictures of Sept. 11th related things? Would everyone be ok with that?

Not everyone will be on 911 at the same time - like Krono and Chip have different settings on their pages. But I would have no problem with it.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Do moderators get badges, cause if so I wanna apply for that job right now. I need a badge really bad.

No, but on the last night of your Moderator Hazing, the other mods take you out and force shots of rumplemintz down your throat until you can't stand up, and then drag you to the tattoo parlor, where you get the word "SUCKER" emblazoned on your chest on 48pt Gothic-Type font.

[RFS62]

No, but on the last night of your Moderator Hazing, the other mods take you out and force shots of rumplemintz down your throat until you can't stand up, and then drag you to the tattoo parlor, where you get the word "SUCKER" emblazoned on your chest on 48pt Gothic-Type font.


You mean, that's it??? That's all you have to do?????


SWEET!!!!!!

[jmcclain19]

Do moderators get badges, cause if so I wanna apply for that job right now. I need a badge really bad.
http://halloweencostumes4kids.com/media/access/BadgeSheriff2568p61ecopy.jpg

[Puffy]

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges."

[Puffy]

Hey I'm last!!!!!!!!!!

[Red Leader]

No, no. You really aren't

[Red Leader]

But you were for a second there....

[RFS62]

Man, I've got a lot of paperwork to do, and I just can't get into it.

[jmcclain19]

I like to add that TC's avatar, somehow makes me feel dirty.

And Zombie's makes me feel like I want to have a seizure.

And Red Leaders? Well, that makes me want to put a cap in someones you know what.

[Puffy]

Quote I just posted in the movie and tv quote thread (but I love it so much I'll post it here as well)

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

[Red Leader]

And Red Leaders? Well, that makes me want to put a cap in someones you know what.

It's working!

[Puffy]

:thumbup:

[Unassisted]

I just appointed myself chairperson of the Krono for Mod campaign. If anyone wants to support the effort with yard signs or avatars, let me know. :RedinDC:

[Puffy]

Wanna know whats cool - its thanksgiving season so soon we will be hearing the Thanksgiving Song from Adam Sandler. Yipee!!

[Red Leader]

Less Politics, more Food Talk. I like it. :thumbup:

[TeamCasey]

Did we lose Creek in the fallout of yesterday?

[zombie-a-go-go]

Less Politics, More Food Talk

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I dribbled a bit of coffee down my chin from trying to hold in my laughter when I saw that. Hella- :thumbup:

[Puffy]

Post counts, post couts:

Krono - - 8,473
Puffy - - 2,396
Rosie - - 2,086
zombie - - 1,959
Red Leader - - 1,771
TeamCasey - - 1,098
Creek - - 1,059
airalex - - 1,030
Chip - - 944
jmcclain - - 890
SB_11 - - 718
WOY - - 686
Roy - - 599
Unassisted - - 526
Cougar - - 422
RFS - - 348
Sandy - - 271
Dunnersgirl - - 268
letsgojunior - - 233
pedro - - 206
larkinfan - - 125
paintmered - - 102

[TeamCasey]

O.K. then: Lunch was 1 cup of homemade spicy chicken vegetable soup and coffee.

...... and some hot/spicy pringles.

[zombie-a-go-go]

My lord... I spend way too much time on this thread.

More troublesome is the fact that I've been on here maybe three times total away from work.

[Red Leader]

Hallucinate
Dessegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate

Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate
A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate
Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animal we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate

Fascinate
Deviate
Reinstate
Liberate
To moderate
Recreate
Or detonate
Annihiliate
Atomic fate

Mediate
Clear the state
Activate
Now radiate
A perfect state
Food on plate
Gravitate
The Earth's own weight
Designate your love as fate
At ninety-eight we all rotate

Hallucinate
Dessegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate

Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate

A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate

Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animals we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate
Fascinate
Deviate
Reinstate

Liberate
Liberate
Liberate
Liberate

[Puffy]

Mmmmmmmm, lunch - I have no idea what I want, but I'm definitely gittin hungry. Maybe Wendy's, b/c I pondered it yesterday but chose Subway instead, so maybe today I rawk with a chicken sandwich combo.

[paintmered]

Post counts, post couts:

Krono - - 8,473
Puffy - - 2,396
Rosie - - 2,086
zombie - - 1,959
Red Leader - - 1,771
TeamCasey - - 1,098
Creek - - 1,059
airalex - - 1,030
Chip - - 944
jmcclain - - 890
SB_11 - - 718
WOY - - 686
Roy - - 599
Unassisted - - 526
Cougar - - 422
RFS - - 348
Sandy - - 271
Dunnersgirl - - 268
letsgojunior - - 233
pedro - - 206
larkinfan - - 125
paintmered - - 102


I'm the least of the greatest :)

LF, I'm gunning for you bro.

I've given up hope on catching Krono in my lifetime.

[Red Leader]

I've given up hope on catching Krono in my lifetime.

I don't think I could catch Krono if I willed my post count to my future grandkids.

[Unassisted]

RL, you forgot the sax solo in "Mediate." ;)

[Puffy]

I don't think I could catch Krono if I willed my post count to my future grandkids.

"I hereby bequeath all my posts, except for the one on page 120, numbered 3,601, to my future grandchildren. Further, I request that all my grandchildren post under the name Red Leader so that all posts in Unassisted's post count are counted as one. Oh yeah, I also leave my money and stuff to them, but the posts are most valuable."

[zombie-a-go-go]

I don't think I could catch Krono if I willed my post count to my future grandkids.

:MandJ:

[Unassisted]

I remember when I used to be in the Top 10. It wasn't so long ago. :cry2:

[Red Leader]

RL, you forgot the sax solo in "Mediate." ;)

Nice catch. I just heard that song on the way to work this morning and it was sticking in my head. Wanted everyone else to have a piece of that with me.

[Red Leader]

I like the word "bequeath", its got such a nice sound to it.

[Unassisted]

Airalex is parked on the side of Postcount Road. We can catch him if we speed up.

[Unassisted]

Nice catch. I just heard that song on the way to work this morning and it was sticking in my head. Wanted everyone else to have a piece of that with me.I have a VHS of INXS videos somewhere. That one is my favorite.

[Red Leader]

I'm at post count# 1776 (well, 1777 now). I can't get Benjamin Franklin out of my head.

[paintmered]

I'm posting, well, just because.

[Puffy]

I'm not voting for Krono in the moderator's race. He already is slacking on the finding a job thing and this could lead him to the false sense of security of having a job and further falling into the unemployment abyss

[paintmered]

I've spent my freetime here for the last three years and only have 748 posts to show for it??

Time to enter the "Krono-zone"!! Nah, just kidding. My inner lurker won't allow such drastic changes in online persona.

[Puffy]

I've used the words bequeath and abyss on the same page, boy, I'm special. Sleeping with that dictionary last night sure helped!

[paintmered]

Maybe he can be moderator of a lesser forum, like the dayton dragons forum or something. He has to prove himself in the bush leagues before he can make it to the bigtime. :mhcky21:

[paintmered]

I've used the words bequeath and abyss on the same page, boy, I'm special. Sleeping with that dictionary last night sure helped!


Diffusion is pretty cool stuff, eh? There's a reason I haven't failed out of engineering school yet.

[paintmered]

I can see a zone in the not too distant future.

[Red Leader]

I've used the words bequeath and abyss on the same page, boy, I'm special. Sleeping with that dictionary last night sure helped!

I hope you took a shower this morning. Wouldn't want your boxers stained with ink or anything. :MandJ:

[Puffy]

I wonder if it would work with porteguese - i always wanted to learn porteguese, you know, for my trip to Rio

[paintmered]

Someone is going to foil my attempt. Krono is waiting in the shadows, I just know it.

[Red Leader]

The forum is all yours, paint. Go ahead. Everyone else, sit back and watch ....

[Unassisted]

In case I'm not in the thread when Krono gets here today, I hope someone will ask him to give you a sample of his stump speech. He has a football metaphor near the end that will knock your socks off.

[paintmered]

My pathetic zone attempt is no match for the duo of puffy and RL. I bow before thee.

[letsgojunior]

I'm eating Chinese for lunch. I haven't cooked a meal in approximately 2 weeks.

[paintmered]

Okay, lab report beckons my attention. Later all.

BTW, feel free to pull the car over if I am caught on this thread for the next few hours.

[paintmered]

Up to 112 attempts to be last.

Be afraid LF, be very afraid.

[letsgojunior]

I'm supposed to be editing an essay and reading some papers. I am doing neither.

[Puffy]

I'm eating Chinese for lunch. I haven't cooked a meal in approximately 2 weeks.

You know why sex with a chinese person is bad?

Because then your horny again in an hour

[Puffy]

Sorry!!!! Couldn't resist.

Boy, is Krono gonna be mad at me for that one!!

[Puffy]

I've definitely decided on Wendy's for lunch. Now I just have to decide what I want from Wendy's. I'm having wings from Hooters tonight so I might wanna go for the burger from Wendy's - ya know, so I don't have chicken, chicken for lunch and dinner.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Why Hooters? Is there even a game on tonight?

[Red Leader]

Why Hooters? Is there even a game on tonight?


They show sporting events at Hooters? ;)

[Puffy]

We usually go on Thursdays - but there is probably something on. Basketball or a college football game or something

[Red Leader]

I wish there was a song that was absolutely required to be played like once every 2 hours on the radio, on every station, a song like Funky Cold Medina by Tone Loc, or Bust a Move by Young Mc. That would be cool.

[Puffy]

I am single-handedly keeping the Movie and TV Quote thread alive. I feel that tinge of power overcoming me, like I am an evil genius out to rule the thread.....

[jmcclain19]

I'm eating Chinese for lunch. I haven't cooked a meal in approximately 2 weeks.

I'm the opposite. Today I ate out at Nothing but Noodles, my first in 10 days where I haven't brought my lunch or cooked it at home

[zombie-a-go-go]

I've never eaten a Chinese. Samoans are mighty tasty, though.

[DunnersGrl44]

Afternoon thread
KRONO FOR MOD!
Everyone is changing their avater... so now i don't know who is posting... now i have to read more! BOOOOO Reading... ;)

[Puffy]

OK, its lunch time, I'm off to Wendy's

[jmcclain19]

I've never eaten a Chinese. Samoans are mighty tasty, though.


Mmmm...samoans.


Funny story - My girlfriend and her best friend, when they are sloshed, misprononounce the word Mimosa to Samoa, so whenever they are really hammered, I get the call "Josh we really want a big Samoa?!?"

To the uninformed, it's a bizare request, indeed.

[jmcclain19]

Afternoon thread
KRONO FOR MOD!
Everyone is changing their avater... so now i don't know who is posting... now i have to read more! BOOOOO Reading... ;)


It's just to throw you off

[DunnersGrl44]

It's just to throw you off

I knew it. Everyone is out to get me :(

[zombie-a-go-go]

One night when we were having a late (drunken) dinner at Friday's, our waitress was trying to win this contest where she got free passes to King's Island if she got so many customers to sign up for the Friday's Rewards Card/Mailing List thing.

It was the end of the month and she was down by six. But there were only six of us there. Well, she was a nice enough girl, so we all signed up for one and I signed up for two; one under my real name at my home, and the other under the name "Turd Ferguson" at my office address.

Today I received mail here at work addressed to Turd Ferguson. Which is why I am reminded of the tale which I relate to you now.

[RosieRed]

Good afternoon everyone! :wave:

I've been sneezing all morning. 1. That is no fun; and 2. It sucks.

One question about KRONO FOR MOD: Is forcing him to read all the political threads going to be a danger to his health? I don't want to hurt Krono. :(

[jmcclain19]

I knew it. Everyone is out to get me :(

Not everyone

Just me :devil:

[jmcclain19]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/back/better-looking.jpg

[DunnersGrl44]

Not everyone

Just me :devil:

:eek: I feel targeted!

[CougarQuest]

Food for thought. All those people that are putting avatars up for Krono; aren't you politicking to get yourself banned since he is platforming for less political posting?

[CougarQuest]

Moderators get virtual badges. You never see them, but you feel the load tugging on your shirt.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm not going to get to leave at 2pm.

Obviously. :D

[Chip R]

Good afternoon everyone! :wave:

I've been sneezing all morning. 1. That is no fun; and 2. It sucks.

One question about KRONO FOR MOD: Is forcing him to read all the political threads going to be a danger to his health? I don't want to hurt Krono. :(
Hello, Rosie. Are you having allergy problems or haven't you dusted in a while? ;)

[jmcclain19]

Food for thought. All those people that are putting avatars up for Krono; aren't you politicking to get yourself banned?
Yes, and when I return, my new sn will be Pedro's_Daddy

[jmcclain19]

Sleeping with that dictionary last night sure helped!
Hooters girls sure do have weird names nowadays

[creek14]

Did we lose Creek in the fallout of yesterday?
No I got called into work and haven't left yet.

Oh and Krono, I bet I can straighten out my sleep pattern faster than you can yours.

[Puffy]

Moderators get virtual badges. You never see them, but you feel the load tugging on your shirt.

I KNEW IT!!!!!! I wanna virtual badge, I wanna virtual badge!

[CougarQuest]

Hey creek!

[CougarQuest]

Got called in to work? That could be really good news or really, really bad news.

[creek14]

Hey creek!
Hey Coug.

[creek14]

Got called in to work? That could be really good news or really, really bad news.
We're hot on the trail of someone or something somewhere.

[CougarQuest]

I think from now on we should throw the joke of the day onto any political thread, just because.

[CougarQuest]

We're hot on the trail of someone or something somewhere.
Can I be the one to "tag" him or it?

[RosieRed]

Hello, Rosie. Are you having allergy problems or haven't you dusted in a while? ;)

I dusted last week, so I hope it's not that. And I haven't had allergy problems before, so I hope it's not that either. And I won't accept the possibility that I could be getting a cold. It must have just been some random thing that my body didn't agree with! :)

Sneezing seems to have stopped, for now anyway. :gac:

[creek14]

Can I be the one to "tag" him or it?
If only my middle mouse button could drop the big one. Sigh.

Gotta get back to it.

[Puffy]

I've been sneezing all morning. (

Well then God Bless You!

[RosieRed]

Thanks Puffy!

:)

[Puffy]

Wendy's was very good - except for the fries, them, not so good.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Dude, Wendy's fries are the best. The're super-hella-rawkin-good. Some folk say they prefer McD's fries, but other folk such as myself say those first folk, well, they're on crack or sumthin.

[Puffy]

I agree - just today they were not good.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm sorry they weren't good. because Wendy's fries are just... well... on good days theyre nothing less than sublime. I sincerely hope that you have better fries in the near future. And that the girls at Hooters tonight aren't wearing bras. :mhcky21:

[Puffy]

Song in my head - I don't know the name of it! But its from Willy Wonka and its sung by Veruica Sault and it goes, "I want the world, i want the whole world....."

[Chip R]

And I won't accept the possibility that I could be getting a cold.
Mind over matter, eh? Bottle and sell that and you'll be rich enough to buy the Reds. ;)

[Red Leader]

Puffy:

Gooses! Geeses!
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter

Mr. Salt:
It will, sweetheart

Veruca:
At least a hundred a day

Mr.Salt:
Anything you say

Veruca:
And by the way

Mr. Salt:
What?

Veruca:
I want a feast.

Mr. Salt:
You ate before you came to the factory

Veruca:
I want a bean feast!

Mr. Salt:
Oh, one of those

Veruca:
Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts

Mr. Salt:
You can have all those things when you get home

Veruca:
No, now!!

I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and ...
Give it to me
Rrhh rhhh
Now!

I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me
Now!

I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em

I want a party with room fulls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream!

I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now

[Red Leader]

and the response:

Oompa Loompas:
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you will listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
You know exactly who's to blame:
The mother and the father!

Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

[Unassisted]

Song in my head - I don't know the name of it! But its from Willy Wonka and its sung by Veruica Sault and it goes, "I want the world, i want the whole world....."You can go here (http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/willywonkaandthechocolatefactory/iwantitnowoompaloompa.htm) and smother it. But turn on your pop-up blocker before you go.

Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts

[Puffy]

Aaaaaarrrrgghhhhhh - now I really have it in my head. But I bet all you guys do too now!!

[CougarQuest]

THe Bonanza theme song will take it away

[zombie-a-go-go]

Aaaaaarrrrgghhhhhh - now I really have it in my head. But I bet all you guys do too now!!

Yeah.

Thanks, RL. :dflynn:

[Puffy]

Hey, if you sing that song to Zombie's jumping squirrel its like psychadelic and stuff. Man, thats freaky!

[Red Leader]

Aaaaaarrrrgghhhhhh - now I really have it in my head. But I bet all you guys do too now!!

Actually, I've had this song in my head ever since yesterday and IT WON'T LEAVE!

I think i'll go for a walk outside now
the summer sun's callin my name
(i hear ya now)
i just can't stay inside all day
i gotta get out get me some of those rays
everybody's smilin
sunshine day
everybody's laughin
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today
it's a sunshine day

I think I'll go for a walk out side now
the summer sun knows me by name
he's callin me
I gotta get u, gotta get out, gotta get away
I gotta get away, get away, get away, get away
Into the sunshine day....

Cant you dig the sunshine
Now its all but the same
Cant you hear him callin your name?

Oh, I think I'll take a walk everyday now
the summer sun has show the way to be happy now
I just cant stay inside all day
I gotta get out get me some of those rays
everybody's smilin
sunshine day
everybody's laughin
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today
it's a sunshine day

Cant you dig the sunshine
Now its sounded the same
Cant you hear him callin your name?

i think i'll go for a walk outside now
the summer sun's callin my name
I just cant stay inside all day
I gotta get out get me some of those rays
everybody's smilin
sunshine day
everybody's laughin
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today
it's a sunshine day

everybody's smilin
sunshine day
everybody's laughin
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today

Now, I ask you do you feel bad about having that Veruca Salt song in your head?

[Puffy]

Lets see - Brady Bunch or Willy Wonka, Brady Bunch or Willy Wonka? Yup, the Willy Wonka song is still winning out.

[Red Leader]

think i'll go for a walk outside now
the summer sun's callin my name
(i hear ya now)
i just can't stay inside all day
i gotta get out get me some of those rays
everybody's smilin
sunshine day
everybody's laughin
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today
it's a sunshine day


C'mon man, sing this verse to yourself about 5x's. You'll want to rip your brain out. I've had this song in my head for 2 DAYS now. :dflynn:

[Puffy]

:allovrjr:

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm going to put in a Jay-Z disc and determinedly not sing that song to myself. I'm trying to forget about it ight now. Right now. Right now.... c'mon.... please....

please?

[Unassisted]

Right now. Right now.... c'mon.... please....That makes me think of the Van Halen song "Right Now." That's one that often sticks with me for a few days.

[Unassisted]

http://www.gradysbbq.com/images/top_logo.gif is where I went for lunch today. It was underwhelming.

[Unassisted]

The Krono campaign committee has released new slogans to reach additional voters.

[Red Leader]

The Krono campaign committee has developed another message to reach additional voters.


I like that one. The Food one is a classic though. You're going to have a hard time beating that. :MandJ:

[Red Leader]

Just some more torture for you guys:


Flying down the highway in my makeshift Model T.A.
Woo! yeah! woo...
It's a beautiful morning
and it's gonna be a beautiful day

The wheels are humming
and the guitar's strumming
and the radio is blasting
and good sounds are coming
as we're flying down the highway in a makeshift Model T.A.

We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on dancing all through the night.
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on doing it right
We're gonna keep on, keep on , keep on movin
Gonna keep on, keep on, keep on grooving
Keep on singing and dancing all through the night

You can hear the music coming 26 miles away
Woo! yeah.. woo!
Smiling is happy :)
And happy is here to stay

Shifting on down
Coming into town
Waving at the kids all hanging around
Cruising down the bay in my makeshift model T.A.

We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on dancing all through the night.
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on doing it right
We're gonna keep on, keep on , keep on movin
Gonna keep on, keep on, keep on grooving
Keep on singing and dancing all through the night

We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, keep dancing all through the night.
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on doing it right
We're gonna keep on, keep on , keep on movin
Gonna keep on, keep on, keep on grooving
Keep on singing and dancing all through the night

Keep on keep on keep on keep on dancing all through the night
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on doing it right
We're gonna keep on, keep on , keep on movin
Gonna keep on, keep on, keep on grooving
Keep on singing and dancing all through the night

[Puffy]

How bout this one

Yo VIP let's kick it


All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby

[Puffy]

Well, Ice Ice Baby effectively got the Veruca Salt song out of my head - but now I'm stuck with "Rollin in my 5.0, with my ragtop down so my hair can blow..." :dflynn:

[Unassisted]

I like that one. The Food one is a classic though. You're going to have a hard time beating that. :MandJ:Take another look.

[Puffy]

I like the last one, "while you read this he posted 4 times" - good stuff :rockband:

[Red Leader]

I like the last one. While you read this.... :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[Red Leader]

Nice Puffy. Great minds think alike.

[Puffy]

I don't want to work out today - but I'm going to. Gotta do it so I feel less guilty whilst I chow down on chicken wings later.

[Red Leader]

For everyone:

Cartman: Man you guys are hella-stupid. If I had money I wouldn't give it to you ***holes.
Kyle: Well at least he's back to normal.
Stan: Ya but we can't get a pumpkin so we can't enter the carving contest.
Kyle: It's OK. Kenny said he could get one.
Cartman: Oh how's Kenny gonna get one. He's hella-poor.
Stan: Why do you keep saying hella fat ***?
Cartman: 'Cause I'm hella-cool that's why.
Kyle: That's not cool!
Cartman: You guys are just hella-jealous.

[Puffy]

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[Puffy]

OK, well now I'm not going to Hooter's tonight, so maybe I don't have to work out.......

[Chip R]

For everyone:

Cartman: Man you guys are hella-stupid. If I had money I wouldn't give it to you ***holes.
Kyle: Well at least he's back to normal.
Stan: Ya but we can't get a pumpkin so we can't enter the carving contest.
Kyle: It's OK. Kenny said he could get one.
Cartman: Oh how's Kenny gonna get one. He's hella-poor.
Stan: Why do you keep saying hella fat ***?
Cartman: 'Cause I'm hella-cool that's why.
Kyle: That's not cool!
Cartman: You guys are just hella-jealous.

Cartman: You guys are hella stupid,
you guys are hella lame,
you guys are hella dumb,
hella hella hella.

[letsgojunior]

I've joined the Krono campaign :gac:

[Red Leader]

I've joined the Krono campaign :gac:

and you've got the best campaign sign for your avatar :thumbup:

[Red Leader]

I was watching the top 27 episodes of South Park and forgot about the Garden Gnome (Underpants Gnome episode). The fight between Cartman and the gnome is so freaking hilarious, it's too bad I can't post it here. Classic stuff. Did anyone watch the countdown? What was #1 and where did my favorite "Cow Days (Ming Li)" end up?

[Puffy]

I watched most of it - but I forget which was number 1. It was one of the more recent ones, maybe you got served, or the one where Mr. Garrison tried to get fired. Actually I don't think it was either of them but they both were in the top 5

[Unassisted]

More campaign avatars...
http://www.redszone.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1632&stc=1 http://www.redszone.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1633&stc=1

Hmmm, they won't image-link, but you can see the collection back in post #27114.

[RFS62]

"He'll call for a truce with apple juice"

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[jmcclain19]

Today's good news.

Since yesterday morning's speeches, my workload schedule for the next three to six months has increased three fold, including possible trips to Alaska and California. Busy, but good nonetheless. Seems all that work folks were holding back just in case it was canceled has come roaring down the pipeline. Good times :thumbup:

[letsgojunior]

<----- I like it!

[Puffy]

Krono is not going to be happy with you all - he doesn't like to call attention to himself!!! I am staying out of this so as not to upset him by changing my avatar to a Krono for moderator one.

[Puffy]

Instead I'll piss him off using this :devil:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/825505/msswim13.jpg

[Unassisted]

http://www.redszone.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1634&stc=1

[RFS62]

Instead I'll piss him off using this :devil:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/825505/msswim13.jpg


Good job.

I'll help.

[Puffy]

Chip -

You have been very quiet on the thread today - is everything OK?

[Unassisted]

When I was looking through my attachments today, I ran across this again. I still appreciate the way it mixes genres.

[RosieRed]

I can't stop posting in political threads. :help:

Seriously, I can't. I want to discuss the election results (a number of them), but I don't know who to discuss them with. I tried my friends, but they are either uninterested or are in agreement with me. (Which makes for short conversation: "I can't believe Issue 1 passed," I say. "I know, me either," my friend says.)

So then I come here, and politics are everywhere, and then I post. Repeatedly!

:help: :help: :help:

[WVRed]

Hey, Krono cant run for moderator without some competition.

Im running for moderator, ill have a button up later tonight :devil: .

[RFS62]

I'm worried about Krono's job search if he's trying to keep truth, justice, and the American way intact here.

[RosieRed]

Where is Krono, anyway? Shouldn't he be here soon?

[Red Leader]

Where is Krono, anyway? Shouldn't he be here soon?


Probably sleeping.

[Puffy]

I'm telling you all, Krono is not gonna be happy with the attention. Here, let me divert some more away from you guys and your signs

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/825505/HawaiianWedding.jpg

[Red Leader]

:thumbup:

[Red Leader]

I'll help you, Puffy

http://www.cia.gov/csi/studies/winter99-00/bush.gif



ummmm, nevermind.

[jmcclain19]

Puffy we need to get you a better, but safe for work picture of Eggert

[CougarQuest]

Krono will be here at least within the next 4 hours

[jmcclain19]

No no no RL

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041103/i/r308466963.jpg

[Unassisted]

I'm worried about Krono's job search if he's trying to keep truth, justice, and the American way intact here.You have a point. Let's hope he'll make it a moot point very soon.

[Red Leader]

Guys, check out the latest Unassisted creation:


http://www.redszone.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1636&stc=1

[Puffy]

Puffy we need to get you a better, but safe for work picture of Eggert

I have some others - but I just love that one!

[jmcclain19]

Information that may only interest me - The Post office is releasing Muppet stamps

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041104/capt.wx10311041749.2005_stamps_wx103.jpg

[Red Leader]

No no no RL

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041103/i/r308466963.jpg


THANK YOU. THANK YOU. I NEEDED THAT!

[Puffy]

No no no RL

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041103/i/r308466963.jpg


Hmmmmmmmm, looks like Barbara is a little cold......... :mhcky21:

[letsgojunior]

Hmmmmmmmm, looks like Barbara is a little cold......... :mhcky21:

Get your mind out of the gutter Puffy!

[jmcclain19]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041103/i/r308466963.jpg


Hmmmmmmmm, looks like Barbara is a little cold......... :mhcky21:

She's cold?? However do you tell that? :devil:

[Red Leader]

Hmmmmmmmm, looks like Barbara is a little cold......... :mhcky21:


:dflynn: :dflynn: :dflynn:


:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

Oh, those girls! :luvu: :luvu: :luvu:

[Puffy]

Somebody could hang a coat if they wanted :devil:

[CougarQuest]

I admit, I was thinking the same thing. :devil:

[CougarQuest]

I hope creek had a prodcutive day at work

[Unassisted]

Hmmmmmmmm, looks like Barbara is a little cold......... :mhcky21:Someone should ask her if the Thanksgiving table is set, because it looks like the turkey is done. ;)

[Puffy]

They are hott though!

[Red Leader]

Someone should ask her if the Thanksgiving table is set, because it looks like the turkey is done. ;)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[Puffy]

I'm invisible, I'm invisible!!!

[Red Leader]

6950 posts for me. Should be able to hit 7000 tomorrow. I'm outta here for the night fellas. I had a lot of fun today. See you all tomorrow.

[Puffy]

Later RL - good working with ya today!!

[Puffy]

Since I'm not going to Hooters tonight I'm having leftovers!! Oh, wait, thats not sexy. Oh well, it will still save me money after the bath I took at Harrah's over the weekend. Stupid blackjack dealers....

[CougarQuest]

LF, Sb, WV in here, but not talking

[Puffy]

There are 6 other people here right now but no one is posting anything - are you all just trying to catch up? Or is everybody quiet tonight? I can post Samuel Jackson Adams to cheer everyone up.....

[Puffy]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/825505/cs_samjackson2.jpg

[CougarQuest]

SB left without posting anything. Perhaps she wasn't interested in the Bush girls comments?

[Puffy]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/825505/dogfood_big.jpg

[Puffy]

SB left without posting anything. Perhaps she wasn't interested in the Bush girls comments?

But they were funny comments!! :thumbup:

[WVRed]

The first WVRed for Moderator sign is out, more will follow shortly!!!!

WVRed for Moderator 2004 (http://home.ripway.com/2004-9/176143/WVRed.gif)

[CougarQuest]

hmm, i think it needs tweeking

[CougarQuest]

that worked now

[jmcclain19]

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/college

College Football picks time

[WVRed]

WVRed:A Stronger Redszone (http://home.ripway.com/2004-9/176143/WVRed2.gif)

[Puffy]

I like the first one :thumbup:

[WVRed]

Who is WVRed? (http://home.ripway.com/2004-9/176143/WVRed3.gif)

[Unassisted]

WV, you need to size them at 100x100 if you want them to be usable as avatars. :)

[CougarQuest]

Wow, people campaigning to be a moderator! :MandJ:

[WVRed]

WV, you need to size them at 100x100 if you want them to be usable as avatars. :)

Ask and ye shall receive:)

Putting the "Red" back into Redszone (http://home.ripway.com/2004-9/176143/WVRed4.gif)

[jmcclain19]

Currently playing in my Ipod

Crowded House "Don't Dream it's over"

Is there a more heart-tugging, sad song out there?

[CougarQuest]

Interesting WV

[TeamCasey]

Someone should ask her if the Thanksgiving table is set, because it looks like the turkey is done. ;)

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[westofyou]

Is there a more heart-tugging, sad song out there?

"'Til I die" by The Beach Boys - Brian's last contibution to the band before he backed out in the 70's. has that great line.

I'm a cork on the ocean
Floating over the raging sea
How deep is the ocean?
How deep is the ocean?
I lost my way
Hey hey hey

[TeamCasey]

You need a woman like me to join the race ..... but I'm not good at photoshop. I think that'll be my task if my day is slow tomorrow.

[letsgojunior]

I'm currently listening to "Hunger Strike" by Temple of the Dog

[Chip R]

Chip -

You have been very quiet on the thread today - is everything OK?
Yeah. I was kinda pissed at some folks for acting like children yesterday but I'm over it now.

[Puffy]

I'm currently listening to "Hunger Strike" by Temple of the Dog

Oh, I haven't heard that song if forever - great song!! :thumbup:

[WVRed]

Your official WVRed for Moderator avatar collection. More will be added tonight!!!-

He Created the Greatest Thread Ever, Now He Wants to Moderate It (http://www.ripway.com/members/getfile.asp?file=\2004-9\176143\WVRed%2Egif)

A Stronger Redszone (http://www.ripway.com/members/getfile.asp?file=\2004-9\176143\WVRed2%2Egif)

Who is WVRed? (http://home.ripway.com/2004-9/176143/WVRed3.gif)

Putting the "Red" back into Redszone (http://home.ripway.com/2004-9/176143/WVRed4.gif)

[Puffy]

Yeah. I was kinda pissed at some folks for acting like children yesterday but I'm over it now.

You know Chip - if I was one of them I am sorry. I hoped I got it off my chest and was good about it, but I could be mistaken. I didn't mean to rattle any feathers of people I like and consider friends, so if I did I feel bad, and can't apologize enough!

[Puffy]

I would run if they gave out moderator badges. I would even promise to wear it to court, under my suit jacket!!

[CougarQuest]

No ONE is allowed to see THE BADGE. No ONE.

[CougarQuest]

Afterall, that's why they are virtual badges.

[Puffy]

No ONE is allowed to see THE BADGE. No ONE.

Aahhhhhaaaaa!! If no ONE can SEE it then that must mean there is one. You can't fool a lawyer!! Well, actually you can, just say, "hey, look there's an ambulance" and we look and then you can fool us, but besides that you can't fool one!!

[CougarQuest]

Apparently you can fool a lawyer by telling them something earlier in the day also. :MandJ:

[WVRed]

Ugh, for some reason im having problems getting the first two avatars to post:(.

EDIT:Fixed.

[CougarQuest]

You've got it fixed?

[Chip R]

You know Chip - if I was one of them I am sorry. I hoped I got it off my chest and was good about it, but I could be mistaken. I didn't mean to rattle any feathers of people I like and consider friends, so if I did I feel bad, and can't apologize enough!
You weren't one of them, Puffy. Like I said, I'm over it.

[SandyD]

He's pretty beat up, Puffy. We had Garrett and his wife stay with us since it happened, just to make sure she had help if anything happened again.

He can barely talk and eat, he really tore up his tounge.

Man, I'm telling you. Nothing on earth... NOTHING... affects you like seeing your kid suffer.

RFS, I'm glad he's doing better. Do you have a long term answer yet? Any idea what caused it? Hope he continues to improve, and whatever brought this on can be controlled.

[Super_Barry11]

I'm listening to "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette, cause it's perfect for my mood this month... This song is too sweet! I love it!!! (even though it's about a specific thing, it's still good for general negativity ;) )

:rockband: :rant: :censored:

Only 3 weeks and 5 days left of November!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SandyD]

Man, I've got a lot of paperwork to do, and I just can't get into it.
You've had quite a week. Can't really blame you.

[Puffy]

Still no Krono?? Like I said, all the attention might not sit well with him, although he would make an excellent moderator!

[SandyD]

RL, you forgot the sax solo in "Mediate." ;)

I want to learn to play the sax

[letsgojunior]

Now listening to "The Waiting" by Tom Petty. The OC is on in 10 minutes!!!

[RFS62]

RFS, I'm glad he's doing better. Do you have a long term answer yet? Any idea what caused it? Hope he continues to improve, and whatever brought this on can be controlled.


Sandy, we don't know what caused it. All the tests came back negative. He's going to see a neurologist and we're hoping we can find out what caused it, but he had a seizure about a year and a half ago, and we went through the same thing, and the doctors could never figure out what caused it then either.

I really hope he doesn't end up on the anti seizure meds, as I've heard they have a few side-effects.

He's so perfectly healthy otherwise, we're just keeping our fingers crossed that the doctors can figure it out.

Thanks for asking. Mrs. 62 and I really appreciate everyones concern and well-wishes.

[Larkin Fan]

No, but on the last night of your Moderator Hazing, the other mods take you out and force shots of rumplemintz down your throat until you can't stand up, and then drag you to the tattoo parlor, where you get the word "SUCKER" emblazoned on your chest on 48pt Gothic-Type font.

LOL, I don't seem to remember that.

[Larkin Fan]

Man, I'm feeling a bit hurt. No love for the first Redszone moderator (me) in the moderator election race. ;)

[RFS62]

I nominate Larkin Fan

:gac:

[SandyD]

Well then God Bless You!

Whenever someone sneezes at work, the rest of the gang in our dept say "Bless You." Unless we're on the phone. And we never look away from our computer screens or our paperwork to do it.

When we were chained to our desks right after the move, we would pass files and things from cubicle to cubicle over the top. Breaking into the productivity of several workers instead of just one.

Today, while I was sorting faxes and a co-worker was making copies, I commented on her poncho ... made of heavy blankets sown together. It was cooler today outside, but inside it was down right cold. May have to find some band uniform gloves and cut the fingertips out of the.

[Larkin Fan]

[QUOTE=RFS62]I really hope he doesn't end up on the anti seizure meds, as I've heard they have a few side-effects.[QUOTE]

62, I'm on two of them and I won't lie. They do have some side effects. But they're relatively minor and if managed correctly by the doctor they won't be bothersome. The important thing is that they keep me safe. If he needs them, it's best that he take them and move on with his life. After having two seizures, I think it's pretty much a given that he's going to need some type of drug to keep it from happening again. He's been lucky so far, but leaving something like this untreated could cause that luck to run out. I know you guys will do what's best.

[Larkin Fan]

I nominate Larkin Fan

:gac:

Thanks buddy. :gac:

[KronoRed]

Good Evening everyone :)

[Larkin Fan]

Good evening, Krono. What's up?

[KronoRed]

Oh....my.....God

[KronoRed]

I would be happy to run to be the Moderator of the people :)

I will not engage in negative talk about my competition, Krono don't play like that.

[KronoRed]

Zombie, your squirrel needs to consider switching to de-caf.

He sure does ;)

[WVRed]

I would be happy to run to be the Moderator of the people :)

I will not engage in negative talk about my competition, Krono don't play like that.

Neither does WVRed, he doesnt flip-flop either;).

[KronoRed]

I ate a slice of pizza with my feet once, just to see if I could do it.

Later I got athlete's foot in my mouth.

That would be pretty gross, if it had happened. Which it didn't.

Another funny story - immediately after I had my labret pierced I went to a bar for a beer. My lower lip was swollen really badly, so I had to ask for a straw. The bartendress asked me if I had just been pierced, and i said "yeah." She then warned me that a friend of hers had her labret pierced and went out drinking that night and ended up with a yeast infection in her mouth.

Did you end up like that? ;)

[KronoRed]

Neither does WVRed, he doesnt flip-flop either;).

Did you just bring politics into the happy thread?


:angry:

[KronoRed]

ZONE!

Rack me. :thumbup:

Racked :RedinDC:

[KronoRed]

I am about to impress all the chicks on here. Here is a picture of the puffster when he was just a little puffmeister. Man, I was a cute kid!!

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/825505/me.jpg

What a cutie...and the kid is nice too :D

[Larkin Fan]

Oh....my.....God

What?

[KronoRed]

I think you'd be a fine mod.

Thanks Unassited..if I get elected you will be my number VM :D

[KronoRed]

Can we make a rule that on page 911 of this thread we can only post pictures of Sept. 11th related things? Would everyone be ok with that?

P.S. I'm wanting this to be somewhat of a tribute. I'm not talking about posting pictures of Michael Moore or anything that would be seen as offensive to anyone.

Well it will be a bit off for some of this, on 40 posts per page we're still back in the 600 pages

[MWM]

I hate whole job interviewig process. It's so superficial and all substance and no form. I'm a terrible actor.

"Tell about a time when you, blah, blah, blah..."

[KronoRed]

No, but on the last night of your Moderator Hazing, the other mods take you out and force shots of rumplemintz down your throat until you can't stand up, and then drag you to the tattoo parlor, where you get the word "SUCKER" emblazoned on your chest on 48pt Gothic-Type font.

Ouch!





OUCH!



OUCH!!!

[KronoRed]

I hate whole job interviewig process. It's so superficial and all substance and no form. I'm a terrible actor.

"Tell about a time when you, blah, blah, blah..."

Yeah that's just so much fun.

How bout I tell you about how I will do a good job??? ;)

[KronoRed]

Hey I'm last!!!!!!!!!!
;)

[MWM]

I meant all form, no substance. Doh! :devil:

[KronoRed]

I just appointed myself chairperson of the Krono for Mod campaign. If anyone wants to support the effort with yard signs or avatars, let me know. :RedinDC:

:gac: :gac: :gac: :gac:

[KronoRed]

I meant all form, no substance. Doh! :devil:
:MandJ: :MandJ:

[KronoRed]

I don't think I could catch Krono if I willed my post count to my future grandkids.

It's not a race ;)

It's a run to be last :D

[KronoRed]

"I hereby bequeath all my posts, except for the one on page 120, numbered 3,601, to my future grandchildren. Further, I request that all my grandchildren post under the name Red Leader so that all posts in Unassisted's post count are counted as one. Oh yeah, I also leave my money and stuff to them, but the posts are most valuable."

My cats get my posts ;)

[KronoRed]

I remember when I used to be in the Top 10. It wasn't so long ago. :cry2:
Hug? :)

[KronoRed]

I'm not voting for Krono in the moderator's race. He already is slacking on the finding a job thing and this could lead him to the false sense of security of having a job and further falling into the unemployment abyss

I am not slacking, I can do both..heck if I get a job with net acess I can do both well :mhcky21:

[KronoRed]

Someone is going to foil my attempt. Krono is waiting in the shadows, I just know it.

I was in Z land at the time

Not Zombie land..Z..like sleeping

ya know?

:D

[WVRed]

Like my signature?;)

[KronoRed]

In case I'm not in the thread when Krono gets here today, I hope someone will ask him to give you a sample of his stump speech. He has a football metaphor near the end that will knock your socks off.

Have to save that for debate time ;)

[KronoRed]

Good afternoon everyone! :wave:

I've been sneezing all morning. 1. That is no fun; and 2. It sucks.

One question about KRONO FOR MOD: Is forcing him to read all the political threads going to be a danger to his health? I don't want to hurt Krono. :(

I read them all anyway..I just laugh at them instead of posting to cause trouble ;)

[WVRed]

Man, nobody is using my fine avatars:(.

[KronoRed]

No I got called into work and haven't left yet.

Oh and Krono, I bet I can straighten out my sleep pattern faster than you can yours.

I bet you can too.

[KronoRed]

The Krono campaign committee has released new slogans to reach additional voters.
:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[KronoRed]

I like the last one, "while you read this he posted 4 times" - good stuff :rockband:

Join the Krono zone Puffy ;)