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westofyou

01-13-2005, 01:27 PM

That's Ndume, he was obtained to mate with Koko, because Michael and her had formed a brother sister bond.

Michael was a STUD, here's how strong he was.

He hung out in a a giant outdoor mesh cage, once there was a coconut on the top of the indoor cage, which was 6 feet high. He stuck his fingers up (just his index fingers) and pulled the coconut through the bars, like cheese through a grater. Once he ate a whole head of iceberg lettuce in 2 bites.

And christmas tree lights too... they had to coax those away with his favorite treat.

peeps.

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 01:31 PM

One thing I gotta say that I dislike about my office is that the climate control is tied directly to the basement halls. Which, in this plant, are cavernous. What this means is that I am pretty much always sweating bullets or freezing to death in here.

Right now I've stripped down to a tee-shirt. Because you all care, and stuff.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 01:32 PM

Right now I've stripped down to a tee-shirt. Because you all care, and stuff.

Yeah, you just wanted to show off those guns.

:RedinDC:

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 01:35 PM

How was the 'za, Zombie?

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 01:39 PM

The za? As in Zsa Zsa Gabor? I did not have relationships with that woman. And no, I did not sneak a look up her skirt when I was beneath her on Hollywood Squares. Thank you.

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 01:40 PM

Yeah, you just wanted to show off those guns.

:RedinDC:

Yeah; unfortunately, all the cute engineering grads have their offices upstairs; as a TPA, I'm down here with all the sweaty, beer-bellied fifty-something maintenance men. Whoo-hoo!

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 01:43 PM

I'm picking the Colts over the Pats this weekend.

Just sayin'.

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 01:50 PM

The za? As in Zsa Zsa Gabor? I did not have relationships with that woman. And no, I did not sneak a look up her skirt when I was beneath her on Hollywood Squares. Thank you.

Thanks for the external info...the 'za as in Pizza.

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 01:51 PM

Thanks for the external info...the 'za as in Pizza.

That's tomorrow, dawg. :RedinDC:

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 01:52 PM

That's tomorrow, dawg. :RedinDC:

My bad, yo. I'm not very good at reading memos that don't directly effect me. :RedinDC:

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 01:52 PM

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 01:54 PM

My bad, yo. I'm not very good at reading memos that don't directly effect me. :RedinDC:

No harm no foul; I'm not all that great at reading memos that do affect me. :MandJ:

RFS62

01-13-2005, 01:54 PM

Afternoon snack today, Pedro's Possum Fritters.

Those Portland boys know how to sling the hash.

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 01:54 PM

Back, pretty sure I aced that interview, they told me they were impressed with me! And that if they didnt call me soon for the second interview, not to panic because they are just having trouble setting up a time with the VP

Congratulations. Krono, are you paying attention? :mhcky21:

Redsland

01-13-2005, 01:54 PM

Back, pretty sure I aced that interview, they told me they were impressed with me! And that if they didnt call me soon for the second interview, not to panic because they are just having trouble setting up a time with the VP
= "We need to fill the position and you're qualified, but we haven't asked the VP to approve a hire."

:mhcky21:

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 01:55 PM

Back, pretty sure I aced that interview, they told me they were impressed with me!

Well at least we know you didn't go into the interview naked :mhcky21: :MandJ:

Just kidding, good luck, Cbus.

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 01:58 PM

= "We need to fill the position and you're qualified, but we haven't asked the VP to approve a hire."

:mhcky21:

ouch.

I've been on the hiring side of that before. Not fun at all. :MandJ: Despite the laughing smily!

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 01:58 PM

Well at least we know you didn't go into the interview naked :mhcky21: :MandJ:

Yeah, we know that because I havent been hired yet. Had I interviewed naked, I would have been hired on the spot for sure. Providing the guy that interviewed me had a knack for the specimen male form. :MandJ:

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 01:59 PM

Hey, if you get the job you can afford to take DG44 out on a swanky date! :gac:

Roy Tucker

01-13-2005, 02:02 PM

Back, pretty sure I aced that interview, they told me they were impressed with me! And that if they didnt call me soon for the second interview, not to panic because they are just having trouble setting up a time with the VP
Good job Cbus :thumbup:

See Krono, it can be done. Step up to the plate and take your cuts.

pedro

01-13-2005, 02:03 PM

Afternoon snack today, Pedro's Possum Fritters.

Those Portland boys know how to sling the hash.

the key to making them taste good is real lard!

Title: Fried Possum
Yield: 2 Servings

Ingredients

1 Possum
1 qt Water
4 tb Salt
Marinade
1 c Flour
1/8 ts Paprika
Freshly-ground black pepper;
- to taste
1 pn Tarragon
1 pn Thyme
Oil
Margarine

Instructions

Soak possum for 2 hours in salted water. Rinse and dry meat well. Cut
meat into chunks to fry. Marinate meat in your favorite marinade for 7
hours. Coat each piece with a mixture of flour, paprika, pepper, tarragon
and thyme. Fry chunks of prepared possum in oil and margarine until
golden-brown.
This recipe yields 2 servings.

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 02:05 PM

Hey, if you get the job you can afford to take DG44 out on a swanky date! :gac:

http://www.postfarm.net/uploads/omgirl.jpg

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 02:08 PM

Wow. I was just thinking to myself "self, you know what we haven't seen on this thread yet? A bunch of emaciated, naked Asian boys. That's what we need here. It would add so much the the cachet."

Thanks for coming through, CBus!

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 02:09 PM

Awesome, I just talked to my friend who works at the place I just interviewed at, and he said after I left, the guy that interviewed me came into his office and told him I was the first person they offered a second interview to!
:gac:

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 02:10 PM

RosieRed

01-13-2005, 02:11 PM

Good afternoon :)

The lightbulb in my ceiling fan (in my dining room) blew today. I go through more lightbulbs in this apartment ... I had just changed that one about six weeks ago.

I miss the sun.

Roy, I don't know why Tempo is changing to Life. I haven't heard anything about focus groups lately ... this decision may have just been made by the higher-ups.

TM, our ST dates are March 16-26.

DunnersGrl44

01-13-2005, 02:11 PM

Thanks for calling me and letting me know how your interview was..... appreciate it!

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 02:12 PM

DunnersGrl44

01-13-2005, 02:14 PM

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:
Don't even get mad Craig it's about time someone used it on you
Good one Zom! :thumbup:

http://www.postfarm.net/uploads/greatstory.jpg

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 02:15 PM

http://www.postfarm.net/uploads/greatstory.jpg

http://www.postfarm.net/uploads/super_slam.jpg

RFS62

01-13-2005, 02:15 PM

Hey DG, just noticed your Jimmy Connors quote.

Are you a Jimmy Connors fan?

westofyou

01-13-2005, 02:18 PM

the key to making them taste good is real lard!

and the best lard is found on the belly of the javelina.

http://www.vftn.org/projects/hubbs/Javelina.JPG

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 02:18 PM

I miss the sun.

You and me both, killer. Malaise is starting to set in.

westofyou

01-13-2005, 02:18 PM

I saw rowdy robby bloody the macho man and steal his belt at the Cow Palace in 86.

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 02:19 PM

and the best lard is found on the belly of the javelina.

http://www.vftn.org/projects/hubbs/Javelina.JPG

Damn, I'm hungry now.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 02:20 PM

Mutant pig with a bad attitude

Chip R

01-13-2005, 02:21 PM

Hello, Rosie. You should have been up this morning and you would have caught the sun. Made me get that baseball hankering again.

BTW, did you happen to catch Nightline last night? I'd tell you about it but I don't think everyone would appreciate me talking about that here - it's not about politics (well, some people politicize it).

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 02:22 PM

Okay, so.... I know that I'm opening myself up to ridicule here, yet I will ask the question anyway, because I just have no idea...

What's a "Triple-Double?" In basketball, I mean.

Chip R

01-13-2005, 02:24 PM

Double figures in points, assists and another stat like rebounds (most common) steals or blocks.

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 02:24 PM

Okay, so.... I know that I'm opening myself up to ridicule here, yet I will ask the question anyway, because I just have no idea...

What's a "Triple-Double?" In basketball, I mean.

Double digits in three categories. For instance 25 pts, 15 rebounds, 12 assists. It would also count if they got double digits in steals or blocks, but not turnovers.

I think I've asked this before, but does anyone know why they can an assist a "dime"?

RosieRed

01-13-2005, 02:24 PM

Okay, so.... I know that I'm opening myself up to ridicule here, yet I will ask the question anyway, because I just have no idea...

What's a "Triple-Double?" In basketball, I mean.

Oh!!!! I know I know!!! Pick me!! ;)

When a player has double-digit stats in three categories: points, rebounds and assists.

15 points, 12 rebounds, 11 assists = triple-double.

Do I win?

RosieRed

01-13-2005, 02:25 PM

Damn. I don't win. :(

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 02:26 PM

Do I win?

You were third. Maybe we can call it a 3-way between you, me and Chip. A tie, I mean. A tie. :mhcky21: :mhcky21: :mhcky21:

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 02:26 PM

Wow!

The font of information runneth over, or something.

Thanks. :thumbup:

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 02:27 PM

To all of yous.

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 02:28 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

WASHINGTON -- The government on Wednesday urged most Americans to eat fewer calories and exercise 30 to 90 minutes a day, updating guidelines that advised people to lose weight but gave few specifics on how to do it.

Wow! Who knew? :eek:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 02:28 PM

That's your tax dollars at work, people. :thumbup:

Roy Tucker

01-13-2005, 02:29 PM

Lard is also known as manteca or saindoux.

A triple-double is usually double figures in scoring, rebounds, and assists. But I've heard other stats substituted.

Redsland

01-13-2005, 02:29 PM

What's a quadruple quintuple?

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 02:30 PM

What's a quadruple quintuple?

Danny Graves' ERA?

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 02:31 PM

About twice a week I fall asleep at my desk for ~30min or so. Randomly, without rhyme or reason, et al.

Just sayin'.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 02:32 PM

What's a quadruple quintuple?

I think Wilt Chamberlain made that one up in his book.

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 02:32 PM

Danny Graves' ERA?

:clap:

Puffy

01-13-2005, 02:32 PM

A triple double is getting three lap dances at a strip club.

Redsland

01-13-2005, 02:33 PM

Danny Graves' ERA?
:MandJ:

There's coke coming out my nose.

(I'll leave it to someone else to finish the joke.)

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 02:33 PM

Whatever happened to Sally Struthers, anyway?

Roy Tucker

01-13-2005, 02:35 PM

Back before Google made it big, a google was a good trivia question.

A google is 10 to the 100th power,

A googleplex is a google googles, i.e. a big number.

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 02:35 PM

Whatever happened to Sally Struthers, anyway?

She ate herself whole.

Redsland

01-13-2005, 02:36 PM

Back before Google made it big, a google was a good trivia question.

A google is 10 to the 100th power,

A googleplex is a google googles, i.e. a big number.
Back before Yahoo made it big, he was a failed Aussie actor.

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 02:37 PM

HAHAH DG was going to make fun of me on the thread some more, but her power just went out! :MandJ:

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 02:38 PM

Redsland called me a lackey in a PM ;)

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 02:39 PM

Should DG and cbus get their own thread? ;)

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 02:39 PM

Oh..Good Afternoon thread :)

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 02:40 PM

Hey Krono

pedro

01-13-2005, 02:40 PM

:MandJ:

There's coke coming out my nose.

(I'll leave it to someone else to finish the joke.)

i suppose that's better than the other way around.

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 02:40 PM

I'd like to see a basketball player get double points, steal, assists, blocks and rebounds

That would be impressive ;)

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 02:41 PM

Hey Krono

RL :gac:

zombie-a-go-go

01-13-2005, 02:42 PM

Back before Yahoo made it big, he was a failed Aussie actor.

http://www.dacre.org/flash/www/gbq05312.jpg

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 02:42 PM

Should DG and cbus get their own thread? ;)

http://www.postfarm.net/uploads/04.jpg

RosieRed

01-13-2005, 02:42 PM

I am in love. With

http://www.aclfestival.com/artistbios/artistimages/Shins.03.jpg

They're in my CD player right now.

http://www.splendidezine.com/reviews/oct-27-03/shins.gif

:gac:

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 02:43 PM

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's hard enough to keep up.

I've about given up on keeping up, I scan looking for those who need prayers, encouragement, stuff like that..and any mention of my name ;) but it's too hard to read it all these days

RosieRed

01-13-2005, 02:44 PM

Should DG and cbus get their own thread? ;)

YES.

;)

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 02:44 PM

Who are they Rosie?

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 02:45 PM

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 02:45 PM

Oh wait..I see the 2nd picture now..DOH!

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 02:45 PM

Hooray for the edit feature ;)

RosieRed

01-13-2005, 02:46 PM

Who are they Rosie?

A band. :)

The Shins.

pedro

01-13-2005, 02:46 PM

I am in love. With

http://www.aclfestival.com/artistbios/artistimages/Shins.03.jpg

They're in my CD player right now.

http://www.splendidezine.com/reviews/oct-27-03/shins.gif

:gac:

you did buy it! I really like that album.

BTW, ZOM, I got "up the bracket" yesterday. haven't given it a solid listen yet.

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 02:47 PM

Ya don't say? ;)

RosieRed

01-13-2005, 02:48 PM

you did buy it! I really like that album.

BTW, ZOM, I got "up the bracket" yesterday. haven't given it a solid listen yet.

Yep, I picked it up yesterday. It's great.

I had looked at three other stores before I finally found it, at FYE of all places.

Roy Tucker

01-13-2005, 02:48 PM

A Yahoo is member of a race of brutes in Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift.

They were subject to the Houyhnhnms. I could never pronounce Houyhnhnm.

Puffy

01-13-2005, 02:49 PM

Should DG and cbus get their own thread? ;)

Nah.

I do think that we should all be invited to their wedding though.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 02:51 PM

Nah.

I do think that we should all be invited to their wedding though.

It's only right. We did get to see the mating ritual.

Puffy

01-13-2005, 02:57 PM

I tried some of the other skins/backgrounds - I gotta admit I like the default best.

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 02:57 PM

Song in my head: Man In the Box - Alice in Chains

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 02:57 PM

I tried some of the other skins/backgrounds - I gotta admit I like the default best.

I'm with you. I tried the others, but I like the default the best.

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 03:17 PM

Song in my head: Man In the Box - Alice in Chains

awesome song

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 03:29 PM

WOY is starting to scare me a little.

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 03:32 PM

It's only right. We did get to see the mating ritual.

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 03:33 PM

Is default the one that went haywire? (White/red?)

or VBB blue.

I like the white one.

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 03:38 PM

Is default the one that went haywire? (White/red?)

or VBB blue.

I like the white one.

The Reds away and black ones are too dark for me.

VBB blue, I haven't tried, but I'm partial to the default.

Roy Tucker

01-13-2005, 03:38 PM

WOY is starting to scare me a little.
Starting?

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 03:39 PM

I never, ever thought a girl who slept with me on the first date was a tramp.

I always figured she was simply exercising good judgement.

We are such kindred spirits, it's almost scary I tell ya

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 03:40 PM

After a meeting today, the headache that was making me postal went away ..... for a little while.

(And I think a head that doesn't belong to me will roll.)

It'll be back, but at least I can get my wits about me.

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 03:40 PM

WOY is starting to scare me a little.

Did you just recently take him off ignore, or something?

Super_Barry11

01-13-2005, 03:48 PM

Should DG and cbus get their own thread? ;)

Even if they do, I'll end up hearing all about something retarded Cbus did/said anyway, so it doesn't matter. ;)

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 03:52 PM

Even if they do, I'll end up hearing all about something retarded Cbus did/said anyway, so it doesn't matter. ;)

SB, do you want #11 for the softball game? Also, what At bat music do you prefer? I was thinking of "Let's Get it Started" by Black Eyed Peas since you're our lead off hitter.

jmcclain19

01-13-2005, 03:52 PM

I almost started a "Do you think any Reds have taken steroids?" thread, thought better of it, and stopped. That's a nightmare waiting to happen.

It's a dragging tail Thursday and I have no motivation to work. It's way too nice outside right now. All I want to do it get my stuff done, put my 10 hrs for the day in and go home. Just one more day and the weekend is here.

Everyone else, thread denizens, having a good afternoon?

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 03:52 PM

Congrats Cbus!

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 03:53 PM

Tail draggin' Thursday for me too, only the weather here sucks. :)

Puffy

01-13-2005, 03:54 PM

Congrats Cbus!

On he and Dunnersgirl? Or on the job interview?

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 03:54 PM

Unassisted

01-13-2005, 03:54 PM

I sure hope Boss fixes the "search" function next. We've got a lot of new posters who need to be able to use it. ;)

RFS62

01-13-2005, 03:55 PM

We are such kindred spirits, it's almost scary I tell ya

Indeed.

:gac:

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 03:55 PM

On he and Dunnersgirl? Or on the job interview?
Well of course

Super_Barry11

01-13-2005, 03:57 PM

SB, do you want #11 for the softball game? Also, what At bat music do you prefer?

*Kristin Chenoweth squeal* OOOOOH!!!

:MandJ: I would LOVE #11 for the game... Unless Larkin Fan covets it as well... Hmm, that could be a problem. I could try to be the better person and let him have it... Or I could just whine about it a lot. :p: Or we could share and both be #1. :MandJ: Anyway, if Larkin Fan doesn't mind, I would love to be #11!! :D

Can I get back to you about the at bat music?? I used to envision myself striding to the plate to "This Is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan, but that was a long time ago. I'll think about it this afternoon while I'm reading my child psych, if that's ok...

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 03:57 PM

RFS62, we both know the scary thing is, some of those tips we gave LF last night have actually worked for us at one time. Women, those lines, and alcohol, it can be such a beautiful thing.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 03:57 PM

I took the rest of the day off and tomorrow, to make a nice long weekend. Perhaps I will do a study on the effects of Rum or Scotch on me in Jan '05. I'm thinking I should start on this as soon as possible. After all, we don't want to have too small of a sample size, people might complain about the results of the study.

I saw some pretty sad stuff this morning, and I will definitely be testing out the soothing qualities of the old Grey Goose and Tonic tonight.

Chip R

01-13-2005, 03:58 PM

I sure hope Boss fixes the "search" function next. We've got a lot of new posters who need to be able to use it. ;)
Older ones as well. ;)

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 04:00 PM

[QUOTE=Super_Barry11]

:MandJ: I would LOVE #11 for the game... Unless Larkin Fan covets it as well... Hmm, that could be a problem. I could try to be the better person and let him have it... Or I could just whine about it a lot. :p: Or we could share and both be #1. :MandJ: Anyway, if Larkin Fan doesn't mind, I would love to be #11!! :D [QUOTE]

I think we should use the Dewey Decimel System

Redsland

01-13-2005, 04:00 PM

Oil is your car’s blood, which is why I religiously change mine every three to ten months, give or take.

Last time, the guy underneath says there’s oil everywhere and my main seal is leaking. I tell him, okay, go ahead and fix it. He looks at me askance, and says, “No, no, no. You gotta call the dealer about that.”

After a week, I remember that I haven’t done that yet.

Two weeks after that, my dashboard’s “Oil” light comes on. I pour a quart of oil in. The light goes out.

Repeat for a month.

Last week, I call the dealer and make an appointment to bring it in. The soonest he could see me was the following Tuesday. Grrr.

Bright and early on Tuesday, I show up at the crack of dawn and drop off my car. He says they’ll check it out and call me when they know something. I ask for a ride to work. He says no problem and sends me to the waiting room.

Forty minutes go by; just me, Regis, and some employees. Finally their driver appears. Grrr.

Seven hours later, no one has called. It’s four o’clock. I have no car. I have to go home soon. I call the dealer. He says they just started looking at it, and he’ll call back soon. Grrr.

“Soon” meant an hour and a half later, when he calls and says I don’t need a main seal. I need a head gasket. Big job. Could take a day and a half. “You’ve had the day, and I need may car,” I say. He says that if I leave it with them, that’d help them get the car done by Wednesday evening. I agree to let them have it, and convince a colleague to give me a ride home and pick me up in the morning.

At 8:15 a.m., my colleague does not show up. At 8:40, I call the office and get his voicemail. At 9:00, I ask the receptionist if she’s seen him around. Why yes, he’s been wandering around all morning. Grrr.

By 4:00, the dealer has not yet seen fit to call and give me a status report. I call. I go into voicemail. At 4:45, no one has returned my call. I call again. I’m told my rep has gone for the day. I’m put on hold. My rep somehow manages to pick up. He tells that my car isn’t ready, and won’t be until Thursday by lunch. I spew bile through the telephone so vile that I’ve had to requisition a new mouthpiece. The rep agrees to give me a loaner, but I have to come get it. (You have my car, jackass! How am I supposed to come get it? You’re surrounded by 300 cars, jackass!) Grrr.

The promised “Thursday by lunch” arrives. No phone call. Thursday by 3:00 arrives. No phone call. I call the rep. The car won’t be done until tomorrow. They’re still working on it, and they want to put some miles on it before they give it back, you know, for safety’s sake.

Isn’t that nice of them?

Super_Barry11

01-13-2005, 04:00 PM

Everyone else, thread denizens, having a good afternoon?

No, I am having a horrible day!! :( Nothing serious or anything, but ANY little thing that could possibly go awry is doing just that today. To top it all off I got a surprise and don't even feel well. :thumbdown It's been quite a rough day...

RFS62

01-13-2005, 04:00 PM

RFS62, we both know the scary thing is, some of those tips we gave LF last night have actually worked for us at one time. Women, those lines, and alcohol, it can be such a beautiful thing.

It's true. And it's all in the delivery.

You have to become Barry White in your mind when you're talkin' this outrageous stuff.

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 04:04 PM

It's true. And it's all in the delivery.
You know, there is a perfectly good joke there and I can't tell it without violating the board policy.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 04:04 PM

Redsland, that scenario would send me on a ten state killing spree.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 04:06 PM

You know, there is a perfectly good joke there and I can't tell it without violating the board policy.

I was expecting you to repeat one you posted a long time ago, the one about barely touching your fingers to your lips to moisten your fingertips, then touching your partners sholder and saying "Hey, we need to get you out of those wet clothes"

I love that one.

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 04:07 PM

Replacing a head gasket takes all of 30 minutes, if you have the part and if one of your hands is tied behind your back.

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 04:08 PM

I was expecting you to repeat one you posted a long time ago, the one about barely touching your fingers to your lips to moisten your fingertips, then touching your partners sholder and saying "Hey, we need to get you out of those wet clothes"

I love that one.

I started too type that one!!! But I didn't know if LF was up to that one, it's advanced.

You know, that one DID work.

Roy Tucker

01-13-2005, 04:10 PM

Redsland, its times like this that call for drastic measures.

I'd call the dealer and try to get the highest ranking person there. Preferably the owner. Maybe look up his home number.

Then I go thermonuclear, non-linear, and postal, all at once.

I did that with Sears about a year ago. I got my own private hot line to call.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 04:10 PM

Yeah, that one is grad school level.

Mrs. '62 laughed her butt off when I used that one on her.

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 04:11 PM

Of course, you need to have that debonaire look and just the right sh*t eatin grin.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 04:12 PM

Of course, you need to have that debonaire look and just the right sh*t eatin grin.

Check

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 04:13 PM

Redsland

01-13-2005, 04:13 PM

Replacing a head gasket takes all of 30 minutes, if you have the part and if one of your hands is tied behind your back.
Figures.

Hey RFS, you got anymore of that Grey Goose and tonic?

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 04:15 PM

Hey Redsland, I'm thinking if you stick around long enough, WOY will post a recipe on how to replace head gaskets. It didn't sound too far off from that last recipe.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 04:16 PM

Hey Redsland, I'm thinking if you stick around long enough, WOY will post a recipe on how to replace head gaskets. It didn't sound too far off from that last recipe.

Heck yeah!!! Possum fat makes a damn fine gasket, I'm told.

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

RFS62

01-13-2005, 04:17 PM

Figures.

Hey RFS, you got anymore of that Grey Goose and tonic?

I'm on my way.

:RedinDC:

jmcclain19

01-13-2005, 04:18 PM

No, I am having a horrible day!! :( Nothing serious or anything, but ANY little thing that could possibly go awry is doing just that today. To top it all off I got a surprise and don't even feel well. :thumbdown It's been quite a rough day...

The weekend cometh soon girl. Don't fret.

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 04:20 PM

You know, when I read Roy's post about the zoo, I know I would have yelled something to the apes, oh like "9.5!"

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 04:21 PM

Afterall, any female that can multi-task like THAT, deserves the extra 1/2 point

Super_Barry11

01-13-2005, 04:24 PM

The weekend cometh soon girl. Don't fret.

The THREE DAY WEEKEND!!! :thumbup: Sounds great to me!! I have a LOT of reading to catch up on... Gotta love the 8,000 required books for history class. They're all so riveting too. I bet THOSE would help solve my sleeping problem at night!! :p:

letsgojunior

01-13-2005, 04:27 PM

February 2002 was really a watershed month for Redszone. Puffy and I joined within 2 weeks of each other, permenantly changing the forum forever.

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 04:27 PM

Afterall, any female that can multi-task like THAT, deserves the extra 1/2 point

True dat. :MandJ:

Puffy

01-13-2005, 04:39 PM

My four day weekend starts in an hour and 30 minutes. Yippee.

RosieRed

01-13-2005, 04:39 PM

Redsland, that sounds awful. Dare I ask what car dealer you were at?

RosieRed

01-13-2005, 04:40 PM

My four day weekend starts in an hour and 30 minutes. Yippee.

My weekend starts in four days. And it's only a two-day weekend. :cry:

Chip R

01-13-2005, 04:43 PM

I've had a head gasket problem in my car too. I let it go for a couple of years and finally got it fixed by my brother in law's brother over X-Mas. He just re-planed the head but I had to get a new cam shaft. I'm sure he'd help you out but you'd have that same transportation problem. ;)

Chip R

01-13-2005, 04:46 PM

My weekend starts in four days. And it's only a two-day weekend. :cry:
So I take it you aren't going to that Q&A thing at the HOF on Thursday?

Puffy

01-13-2005, 04:48 PM

* WARNING - NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. *

Woman Tore off Ex-Lover's Testicle, Court Told

By Will Batchelor, PA

A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with
her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old
Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house
party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a
friend with the words: "That's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at
Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship
with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to
collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in
Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then
home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted
to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall,
out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the
doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from
where she pulled down Mr Jones' shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I
was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my
underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in
excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house
after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly
afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours',
and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth,
but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of
the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution's version of
events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.

Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was
released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.

Larkin Fan

01-13-2005, 04:52 PM

*Kristin Chenoweth squeal* OOOOOH!!!

:MandJ: I would LOVE #11 for the game... Unless Larkin Fan covets it as well... Hmm, that could be a problem. I could try to be the better person and let him have it... Or I could just whine about it a lot. :p: Or we could share and both be #1. :MandJ: Anyway, if Larkin Fan doesn't mind, I would love to be #11!! :D

Can I get back to you about the at bat music?? I used to envision myself striding to the plate to "This Is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan, but that was a long time ago. I'll think about it this afternoon while I'm reading my child psych, if that's ok...

Well, #11 has always been my number. But since I'm a gentleman, you're more than welcome to have it. :)

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 04:54 PM

I just got a call from a guy that I only met once a couple of years ago. We gave some training together. Of course, after each day's training we would go out and discuss the finer points of life and there might have been some adult beverages involved while the discussions grew. He is from Central Ohio and will be in town on business next week. He asked if I had any openings to continue our discussions. I told him that I believe I could make an opening so as to pass on the wisdoms that I have obtained. After all, what good is obtaining such wisdoms if you can't pass them on?

RosieRed

01-13-2005, 04:55 PM

So I take it you aren't going to that Q&A thing at the HOF on Thursday?

No, and I really wanted to go to that one too.

Stupid work. :rant: :rant: :rant: If I had my regular days off (Wed-Thurs), then I could go. But no. :rant: :rant: :rant:

letsgojunior

01-13-2005, 04:55 PM

I just got my creme de la mer in the mail. I'm very excited:)

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 04:57 PM

Puffy

That story just re-affirms many mens suspicions. You'll get hurt if you turn down sex.

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 04:58 PM

* WARNING - NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. *

Woman Tore off Ex-Lover's Testicle, Court Told

This reminds me of the South Park that was on last night "The Jeffersons" with Michael Jackson where Cartman tells Kyle that he will tear off his testicles with his bare hands if he steals his best friend (Michael Jackson/Mr. Jefferson) from him. :MandJ:

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 04:58 PM

I just got my creme de la mer in the mail. I'm very excited:)
I can imagine why

Chip R

01-13-2005, 04:59 PM

No, and I really wanted to go to that one too.

Stupid work. :rant: :rant: :rant: If I had my regular days off (Wed-Thurs), then I could go. But no. :rant: :rant: :rant:
That stinks. :(

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 05:00 PM

Well, #11 has always been my number. But since I'm a gentleman, you're more than welcome to have it. :)

LF, I'm telling you, go for the Dewey Decimal System {ask for 11.11.11}

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 05:01 PM

LF, I'm telling you, go for the Dewey Decimal System {ask for 11.11.11}

We might also be able to do:

11A and 11B
11.1 and 11.2
11 and 1.1

or simply just two 11's. I mean, who the hell cares? Its not like we're going to enter our teams in the Coor Light AFSAA sactioned tournament or anything after our Redszone match.

So, as far as I'm concerned, you can both be #11. :thumbup:

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 05:04 PM

Nah.

I do think that we should all be invited to their wedding though.
You just want the free drinks ;)

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 05:04 PM

WOY is starting to scare me a little.
Just now??? :D

Puffy

01-13-2005, 05:05 PM

Well, it might screw up the play by play guy, but thats a chance you guys should take.

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 05:05 PM

Isn’t that nice of them?

Sue em :devil:

jmcclain19

01-13-2005, 05:05 PM

Older ones as well. ;)

Heh, that is so meant for me :allovrjr:

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 05:06 PM

The play by play guy can deal with it

Puffy

01-13-2005, 05:06 PM

Krono posted three times while I typed one post. The man has a system and he has perfected it.

jmcclain19

01-13-2005, 05:06 PM

The THREE DAY WEEKEND!!! :thumbup: Sounds great to me!! I have a LOT of reading to catch up on... Gotta love the 8,000 required books for history class. They're all so riveting too. I bet THOSE would help solve my sleeping problem at night!! :p:

The only thing I have any knowledge about with any certainty is engineering, and history, beyond sports of course.

What are you required to read?

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 05:06 PM

It should just not be this hard to learn to hack my tivo, why can't anything slightly illegal be easy to learn? ;)

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 05:07 PM

Krono posted three times while I typed one post. The man has a system and he has perfected it.
Post..Type..Post..get it all done in 21 seconds :D

Larkin Fan

01-13-2005, 05:08 PM

It should just not be this hard to learn to hack my tivo, why can't anything slightly illegal be easy to learn? ;)

Hey, if you learn how to do that, you might not be out of a job for much longer. License plates are a hot market these days. :eek: ;)

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 05:08 PM

The play by play guy will be drunk, so he'll screw up anyway

Larkin Fan

01-13-2005, 05:11 PM

So, as far as I'm concerned, you can both be #11. :thumbup:

That works for me.

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 05:11 PM

Hey, if you learn how to do that, you might not be out of a job for much longer. License plates are a hot market these days. :eek: ;)
Hey! not that illegal, just want to turn off the annoying "Why don't you have a phone line plugged in?" prompt..

;)

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 05:12 PM

The play by play guy will be drunk, so he'll screw up anyway
Anyone bringing a video camera? ;)

Super_Barry11

01-13-2005, 05:14 PM

The only thing I know more about engineering, is history.

What are you required to read?

It's gonna be awful, I can tell... I LOVE American history, but not world history. We're reading: The Clash of Civilizations? The Debate by Samuel Huntington
Ordinary Men: Reserve Battalion 101 and the Final Solution in Poland by Christopher Browning
King Leopold's Ghost by Adam Hochschild
Ten Years of Madness: Oral Histories of China's Cultural Revolution by Feng Jicai
All the Shah's Men: An American Coup and the Roots of Middle East Terror by Stephen Kinzer
Sweetness and Power: The Place of Sugar in Modern History by Sidney Mintz
Readings in World Civilization by Kevin Reilly

I'd much rather learn about the American Revolution or the Civil War... Something like that. I spent most of my childhood in history museums and hiking through battlefields. Can't forget all the tours of presidential homes and birthplaces, and the graveyards were quite the hangout for my family too. ;) I like that kind of stuff, just not the world history so much.

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 05:14 PM

Anyone bringing a video camera? ;)

For the sake of humanity, I hope not

Super_Barry11

01-13-2005, 05:15 PM

So, as far as I'm concerned, you can both be #11. :thumbup:

Woohoo!! :thumbup:

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 05:17 PM

For the sake of humanity, I hope not
My phone can record video :mhcky21:

Larkin Fan

01-13-2005, 05:17 PM

It's gonna be awful, I can tell... I LOVE American history, but not world history. We're reading: The Clash of Civilizations? The Debate by Samuel Huntington
Ordinary Men: Reserve Battalion 101 and the Final Solution in Poland by Christopher Browning
King Leopold's Ghost by Adam Hochschild
Ten Years of Madness: Oral Histories of China's Cultural Revolution by Feng Jicai
All the Shah's Men: An American Coup and the Roots of Middle East Terror by Stephen Kinzer
Sweetness and Power: The Place of Sugar in Modern History by Sidney Mintz
Readings in World Civilization by Kevin Reilly

I'd much rather learn about the American Revolution or the Civil War... Something like that. I spent most of my childhood in history museums and hiking through battlefields. Can't forget all the tours of presidential homes and birthplaces, and the graveyards were quite the hangout for my family too. ;) I like that kind of stuff, just not the world history so much.

Makes me glad that I wrapped my history requirements up in my first two quarters at OSU. I'm not a huge history fan, so I felt the sooner I got it out of the way, the better.

Larkin Fan

01-13-2005, 05:18 PM

I really should be studying for my Biology quiz tomorrow.

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 05:19 PM

Speaking of getting things out of the way LF .....

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 05:20 PM

Speaking of getting things out of the way LF .....
I was just thinking the same ;)

Super_Barry11

01-13-2005, 05:21 PM

I'm freaking out about what at bat song I should choose... I'm making a list, and I already have 12 possible songs!!! :eek:

Decisions, decisons!!! :)

Larkin Fan

01-13-2005, 05:22 PM

Tomorrow CQ, tomorrow. I'm going to do it.

A certain poster PM'ed me with some great advice and I intend to put it to good use.

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 05:23 PM

I'm freaking out about what at bat song I should choose... I'm making a list, and I already have 12 possible songs!!! :eek:

Decisions, decisons!!! :)

:MandJ: You've got 5 months to narrow the list down.

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 05:23 PM

This rain will turn to ice later

Hooray :(

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 05:24 PM

This rain will turn to ice later

Hooray :(

What are you talking about, it was 60+ degrees out when I came into work ;)

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 05:24 PM

:MandJ: You've got 5 months to narrow the list down.
I'll change my mind about 50 times in that time..settle on some really loud opera song maybe :mhcky21:

jmcclain19

01-13-2005, 05:24 PM

There are a couple of interesting ones in there.

King Leopold's Ghost by Adam Hochschild

That's a great story, especially shows how the some of the uber imperialistic tendencies of one of the rulers of Europe just devestated Africa.

Ten Years of Madness: Oral Histories of China's Cultural Revolution by Feng Jicai
This one makes my brain hurt, mind numbingly boring.

All the Shah's Men: An American Coup and the Roots of Middle East Terror by Stephen Kinzer I actually like this one. History and CIA spy tales all wrapped up in one book.

Sweetness and Power: The Place of Sugar in Modern History by Sidney Mintz
Readings in World Civilization by Kevin Reilly

Haven't read either of these two.

I'd much rather learn about the American Revolution or the Civil War... Something like that. I spent most of my childhood in history museums and hiking through battlefields. Can't forget all the tours of presidential homes and birthplaces, and the graveyards were quite the hangout for my family too. ;) I like that kind of stuff, just not the world history so much.

Yeah I majored in 19th Century American History(Lot of Good it did me real life!!), but they make you specialize in two others as well, so I studies the ancient Middle East. History can be fascinating, but it can also be dreary and achingly boring.

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 05:25 PM

Tomorrow CQ, tomorrow. I'm going to do it.

A certain poster PM'ed me with some great advice and I intend to put it to good use.
Whadda mean "A certain poster PM'd you with some great advice"?!? Heck, RFS62 and I GAVE you great advice in here!

KronoRed

01-13-2005, 05:25 PM

What are you talking about, it was 60+ degrees out when I came into work ;)
Make sure you go out later in shorts and a t-shirt :D

jmcclain19

01-13-2005, 05:26 PM

I'm freaking out about what at bat song I should choose... I'm making a list, and I already have 12 possible songs!!! :eek:

Decisions, decisons!!! :)

http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27038

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 05:37 PM

I call #44 for the softball classic!!! :)

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 05:39 PM

And, my at-bat music will be Bulls on Parade, by Rage Against the Machine.

DunnersGrl44

01-13-2005, 05:40 PM

RFS- yes i am a big Connors fan.
FINALLY my cable came back... it's windy here in Columbus!!!

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 05:45 PM

Hello Dunnersgrl~!!

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 05:45 PM

http://vh10018.v1.moc.gbahn.net/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?NewTbl=1&Avis=AB&Dato=20050106&Kategori=NEWS01&Lopenr=106001&Ref=PH&Item=3&MaxW=420&MaxH=380Border=0

Beer kegs float in the water near the players' entrance and loading docks at Paul Brown Stadium early Tuesday afternoon. The Ohio River crested early Tuesday morning and is now expected to slowly recede.

DunnersGrl44

01-13-2005, 05:45 PM

Hi CQ!!!

Puffy

01-13-2005, 05:47 PM

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 05:47 PM

DG, do you want #44 on our team. That would be .....cute. :)

At bat music of choice?

RFS62

01-13-2005, 05:48 PM

RFS- yes i am a big Connors fan.
FINALLY my cable came back... it's windy here in Columbus!!!

Excellent!!!

He was my all time favorite tennis player. I loved his style.

This is me at the US Open when he won in '82

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 05:50 PM

Excellent!!!

He was my all time favorite tennis player. I loved his style.

This is me at the US Open when he won in '82

those shorts.......... rule! :MandJ:

DunnersGrl44

01-13-2005, 05:50 PM

DG, do you want #44 on our team. That would be .....cute. :)

At bat music of choice?
Yes i want 44
and my entrance music should be..... Britney Spears "i'm a slave for you"

RFS62

01-13-2005, 05:52 PM

those shorts.......... rule! :MandJ:

Just remember what I tell my son today. In 20 years your kids will be laughing at your baggie pants and short hair, just like you're laughin' at me back in the day.

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 05:52 PM

Yes i want 44
and my entrance music should be..... Britney Spears "i'm a slave for you"

lol

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 05:53 PM

Nice shorts and sexy legs!

Puffy

01-13-2005, 05:54 PM

This picture reminds me of a song from the You Got Served episode of South Park.

"i've got something im my front pocket for you, why don't you reach into my front pocket and search for it....." :mhcky21:

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 05:54 PM

Just remember what I tell my son today. In 20 years your kids will be laughing at your baggie pants and short hair, just like you're laughin' at me back in the day.

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

Yeah, you are probably right, some of the things kids are wearing these days are 10 times more ridiculous than the stuff that was worn in the 80s :MandJ:

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 05:54 PM

Yes i want 44
and my entrance music should be..... Britney Spears "i'm a slave for you"

Got it.

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 05:55 PM

DunnersGrl44

01-13-2005, 05:55 PM

Got it.
YAY!!!!! :D

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 05:57 PM

Edited as to not cause nightmares for my buddy. :)

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 05:57 PM

Nice avatar, TC.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 05:58 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

NOT what I was going for!!!!!!

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 05:58 PM

In 20 years heck, some people are laughing at what they are wearing already! ;)

Chip R

01-13-2005, 05:59 PM

Red Leader

01-13-2005, 05:59 PM

Nice shorts and sexy legs!

All three of them? :mhcky21:

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 05:59 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

NOT what I was going for!!!!!!

Nah! I couldn't do that to you. It was fun for the moment. ;) :)

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 06:00 PM

TC, perhaps you and I and zombie should go down and save those kegs. It's practically our duty!

I'm in! Heck, I'll dive for any that sunk!

paintmered

01-13-2005, 06:01 PM

I got to see what creek does at work today

Nah nanny nah nah :allovrjr:

CbusRed

01-13-2005, 06:02 PM

Hmmmmmmm ...... what shall be my new avatar?

This may be the funniest thing I have seen in this thread yet..

TC wins the first ever CbusRed award, for most awesome post not posted by CBusRed, for January 13, 2005

:MandJ:

RFS62

01-13-2005, 06:02 PM

I got to see what creek does at work today

Nah nanny nah nah :allovrjr:

I always suspected she shook her butt and said nah nanny nah nah at work.

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 06:02 PM

RFS62, remember the problem with wearing those shorts? At some point during the day when you sat down, some one always had to point out that something was peaking out.

And the worst times were the ones when a female family member was making the announcement.

Super_Barry11

01-13-2005, 06:02 PM

This is getting too frightening in here!!! :hairraise I'm off to the Kansas Jayhawks board!!! :MandJ:

letsgojunior

01-13-2005, 06:03 PM

Sexy legs!!!

RFS62

01-13-2005, 06:03 PM

Shoot me, please.

Puffy

01-13-2005, 06:04 PM

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 06:05 PM

I'll say one thing, TC is awefully fast with the computer!

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 06:07 PM

I wish there wasn't a shadow on your face. It covers that sexy moustache. I tried to recover it a bit with a photo enhancer.

I got an error message though.

"Warning: the photo can not be enhanced. He's the sexiest studmuffin that Windows has come across." :)

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 06:07 PM

Hey RFS62 ole buddy, got any more photographic memories you want to share with us right now?

paintmered

01-13-2005, 06:08 PM

I always suspected she shook her butt and said nah nanny nah nah at work.

I get to do it too, she just gets paid way more to do it.

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 06:09 PM

Hey 62, want I should edit that out?

RFS62

01-13-2005, 06:09 PM

Hey RFS62 ole buddy, got any more photographic memories you want to share with us right now?

I've got plenty, but you guys have cashed in all your chips.

:dflynn:

DunnersGrl44

01-13-2005, 06:10 PM

I'm with SB... this is getting pretty scary.
Does it concern anyone but me that Jimmy Connors made him show us that picture???

RFS62

01-13-2005, 06:10 PM

Hey 62, want I should edit that out?

Please.

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 06:11 PM

He meant "Please Don't" TC

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 06:13 PM

Please.

Done! :thumbup:

RFS62

01-13-2005, 06:13 PM

I'm with SB... this is getting pretty scary.
Does it concern anyone but me that Jimmy Connors made him show us that picture???

Nope, I just scanned some old photos this week, and that was one of them.

You guys are sick.

:allovrjr:

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 06:14 PM

Oh Yeah, WE'RE the sick ones.

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 06:15 PM

He meant "Please Don't" TC

Nah! My mom told me to be respectful of my elders. :evil:

CougarQuest

01-13-2005, 06:16 PM

It's all in good fun, ole buddy, all in good fun.

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 06:17 PM

I haven't had much to smile about today. It's been therapeutical.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 06:17 PM

It's all in good fun, ole buddy, all in good fun.

Oh, I know.

#$?@%#%&#$%#@

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 06:19 PM

Hey ..... I don't think therapeutical is a word now that I reread my post. Screw it.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 06:21 PM

Hey Coach Puffy, check your PM's please.

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 06:22 PM

I think RFS62 should have called shenanigans.

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 06:22 PM

Hey Coach Puffy, check your PM's please.

ROTFLMAO

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 06:24 PM

I think whoever reads these pages later will be very confused.

RFS62

01-13-2005, 06:24 PM

I think whoever reads these pages later will be very confused.

Good

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 06:26 PM

It's raining like crazy here. I swear the house is going to sink.

paintmered

01-13-2005, 06:29 PM

Hey Puffy,

Ever since I was drafted, I've waited to contact you about my signing bonus. Well, I think I've waited long enough.

See, I gotta family to feed and all sorts of unnecessary expenses I need to take care of......and since my services aren't free, my agent will be contacting you shortly to discuss the monetary situation.

Let me introduce you to Mr. Boras.

TeamCasey

01-13-2005, 06:30 PM

I'm out. Have a nice night guys.

(MUAH to 62, thanks .... I needed that).

jmcclain19

01-13-2005, 06:35 PM

Coach Puffy. I'm Mr. Boras.

Paint is wanted man. Paint is a talented man. In accordance with the talent and desire, he expects to become a rich man.

How about we start with approx. 1/2 your team budget, first class airfare to a city of his choice, hookers on demand, Suites to all Bengals games and a date with Nicole "Mrs. Puffy" to begin the negotiations.

Right now I can tell you that we're on the line with at least one other team who's looking to meet our demands.

We also have the option of returning to school, although Paint would love to play for Team Puffy, so we know we don't want that to happen.