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Blimpie
03-29-2005, 09:38 AM
One of my favorite lists ever published... :devil:
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=257&SectionID=1

Blimpie
03-29-2005, 10:02 AM
Upon closer inspection, it appears that the Buckeye State has a very strong representation on this list....

CbusRed
03-29-2005, 10:21 AM
Steve Nash

I am offended that he is not on this list.

Stewie
03-29-2005, 10:32 AM
Any ugliness list that does not include Paul Mokeski cannot be taken seriously.

RedFanAlways1966
03-29-2005, 10:35 AM
No Dennis Johnson makes that list illegitimate.

Some of those pics are funny. And they obviously picked the worse pic they could find. Hubie Brown is nowhere near as ugly as the picture that they have used in the article! He is not a good looking man at all, but that picture almost looks doctored. Same for the Larry Bird picture.

Popeye Jones... he is ugly! Looks like he got off a spaceship with other ET looking beings.

Funny stuff. Not like these people cannot afford plastic surgery if they so desired.

Blimpie
03-29-2005, 11:16 AM
No Dennis Johnson makes that list illegitimate.

Actually, they kinda give old "acid face" a shout-out by mentioning that he was a key contributor to the ugliest TEAM of all time...the 85-86 Boston Celtics


Popeye Jones... he is ugly! Looks like he got off a spaceship with other ET looking beings.Not that there ever was a flattering photo of Mr. Jones, but this particular photo seems to remind me of someone...
http://www.a-arca.com/v2/images/pipoca_artigo_goonies_relembrando_02_pq.gif

Danny Serafini
03-29-2005, 11:20 AM
How could they have forgotten Mark Eaton?

Blimpie
03-29-2005, 12:27 PM
How could I have forgotten my fellow UF alum, Dwayne Schintzius? Shown here sans mullet...

http://www.celticstats.com/pic/dwayneschintzius.jpg

RedFanAlways1966
03-29-2005, 12:34 PM
How could I have forgotten my fellow UF alum, Dwayne Schintzius? Shown here sans mullet...

http://www.celticstats.com/pic/dwayneschintzius.jpg

Was that Schintzius with a "capital S" or with a "$"?!? :D

Blimpie
03-29-2005, 12:45 PM
Was that Schintzius with a "capital S" or with a "$"?!? :DAfter personally watching him play his entire collegiate career--it was more like, pile of "S" :allovrjr: