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TeamCasey
04-21-2005, 01:22 PM
Aggressive gobblers terrorize N.J. town
Cranford townsfolk say wild turkeys living up to their name

The Associated Press
Updated: 11:33 a.m. ET April 21, 2005


CRANFORD, N.J. - Residents of this New Jersey town say they are being terrorized by wild turkeys.

Police have gotten a-half dozen complaints about the aggressive gobblers, most of them from a letter carrier. He bashed one of them with a stick after a group of turkeys surrounded his mail truck and wouldn’t let him out, the officials said.

Wild turkeys can grow as big as 4 feet high and are fast flyers, reaching maximum speeds of 55 mph.

GoReds
04-21-2005, 01:42 PM
Wild turkeys can grow as big as 4 feet high and are fast flyers, reaching maximum speeds of 55 mph.

GEEEZ! Think about the size of the drumstick on THAT turkey!!!

TeamCasey
04-21-2005, 01:46 PM
I'm rooting for the boids!

zombie-a-go-go
04-21-2005, 02:06 PM
I'm rooting for the boids!

We're atop the food chain for a reason. :D

RedFanAlways1966
04-21-2005, 02:56 PM
We're atop the food chain for a reason. :D

You need to rent "Jaws"! :D