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WVRed
05-03-2005, 08:31 PM
From week before lasts episode-

Butters: Hey! Who's dropping bombs in there? How about a courtesy flush?!
Cartman: Up yours, Butters!

*Jimmy knocks on stall*
Cartman:No room at the Inn, Virgin Mary.

Any more?

Redsland
05-03-2005, 08:33 PM
How's the chili, Scott? Do you like it?

TeamDunn
05-03-2005, 08:38 PM
I have a ton of wav files on my work computer...every once in awhile someone I work with will get one of them. :)

Phoenix
05-03-2005, 09:54 PM
You need to respect my author-i-tie.

Johnny Footstool
05-03-2005, 10:25 PM
You guys suck.

Beefcake! BEEFCAAAAAKE!

Reds Fanatic
05-03-2005, 11:01 PM
My favorite is Cartman's - Screw you guys I'm going home.

M2
05-03-2005, 11:55 PM
Cartman: Just like these fetuses, I wasn't born yesterday.

Mutaman
05-04-2005, 12:08 AM
"I am Awesomo."

BuckU
05-04-2005, 01:46 PM
I have tons of favorite quotes, however, a large majortiy of them will KILL my reputation!

Puffy
05-04-2005, 01:52 PM
My favorite is Cartman's - Screw you guys I'm going home.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/825505/Cartman.jpg

Puffy
05-04-2005, 01:52 PM
"I am Awesomo."

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/916060/awesomo.jpg

Puffy
05-04-2005, 01:54 PM
Brooke Shields: I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

Cartman: I've been licking this carpet for three days and I still don't feel like a lesbian.

redsfan30
05-04-2005, 02:03 PM
Cartman at confessional:

"I once took the priest's sandwhich. That wasn't so bad, but it was the fact that took the meat, stuck it between my butt cheeks then put it back and watched him eat it."

"I pissed in the Holy Water that we used last Sunday."

"I took a crap on the sidewalk then blamed it on the neighbor's dog."

Red Leader
05-04-2005, 02:05 PM
Cartman: Your family's poor, Kenny!

redsfan30
05-04-2005, 02:06 PM
"I don't know......Eric's still in trouble for trying to exterminate the Jews."

Puffy
05-04-2005, 02:08 PM
Cartman: I'm sorry for all those times I called you a stupid jew.
Kyle: But Cartman, I AM JEWISH.
Cartman: Don't be so hard on yourself.

BuckU
05-04-2005, 03:16 PM
Stan: Hey Wendy!
Wendy: Stan do you have on your condom?
Stan: No
Wendy: Aggghhhh, go away!

Puffy
05-04-2005, 03:51 PM
Satan: Saddam, do you think of other people when your with me?
Saddam: Satan, you *ss is big and red. Who am I gonna think of - Liza Minelli?

BuckU
05-04-2005, 03:55 PM
Cartman: No Kitty.....No Kitty.....No Kitty this is my pot pie. MOM, KITTY'S BEING A D*LDO!

Cartman's Mom: Well I know a kitty kittly who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.

Cartman: .........What?

Redsland
05-04-2005, 04:40 PM
Kenny: Mmmffll mmmrrrml rrml.

Patrick Bateman
05-04-2005, 05:18 PM
"If some girl was disrespecting me, I would be like: Hey you go bake me a pie"
Cartman

Ravenlord
05-04-2005, 06:32 PM
Rabbi: "O Moses, what do you desire?"

Moses: "...Macoroni shell pictures!"

Redsland
05-04-2005, 06:57 PM
For worchestershire recipes, press one.

If worchestershire sauce has been used as an embalming fluid, press two.

Hap
05-05-2005, 01:12 AM
In no particular order...

You're a turd sandwich.

Gosh darn (masked profanity) you, Mongorrians!!!!!!!!

You ssink because I Chinee I know how buill wall!!!!!

FTFTFTFT!!!!!!!!! And that's how you get to the auto garage.

Stupid spoiled (masked profanity) video playset, let the whole world see your (masked profanity).

Just let me get high. I know I can remember it if I just get high.

15fan
05-05-2005, 08:14 AM
Hey...that kind of looks like...Tom Selleck.

Phase 1 - Collect underpants.
Phase 2 - .......
Phase 3 - Profit!

Cant Touch This
05-05-2005, 08:29 AM
Mr. Garrison: Let's start the day with a few new math problems -- what is five times two? C'mon children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot... Yes. Clyde?

Clyde: Twelve.

Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try and get an answer from somebody who is not a complete retard. Anyone? Don't be shy...

Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison!
Cartman: ma-me-ma-me-ma-me-ma (mocking Kyle)
Kyle: Shut up fat boy.
Cartman: Hey! Dont' call me fat, you f***ing jew!!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the 'f word?'
Cartman: Jew??
Kyle: No, he's talking about f***. You can't say f*** in school you f***ing fat a**.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the f*** not?
Mr Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said f*** again.
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: mmmf
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. f***, f***ety, f*** f*** f***.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
(classroom gasp)
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...(Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Stan: Oh, f***.

TRF
05-05-2005, 01:24 PM
We're hunting the mexican staring frog from southern sri lanka.

How about a giant talking taco that craps ice cream?

and anything tweek says. Aggh!

bomarl1969
05-05-2005, 01:47 PM
Stan: "You can't do that you big sthilly goosth!"
Randy:"What did you say?"
Stan: "What I called Cartman a big silly goose."
Randy: "You call your friend an @**hole like any other normal kid."
Stan: "But I don't want to."
Randy: "DO IT!!!"
Stan: "@**hole?"
Cartman: "Don't call me an @**hole ya sonuvab****!"

bomarl1969
05-05-2005, 01:51 PM
In no particular order...

You're a turd sandwich.

Gosh darn (masked profanity) you, Mongorrians!!!!!!!!

You ssink because I Chinee I know how buill wall!!!!!

Say helro to my rittle friend Mongolyans!

I don't buill wall, I jas own & operate the $hity Wok!

Damnit, how come ev'time us Chinee build $hity wall stupid Mongolyans have to come knock it down?!

bomarl1969
05-05-2005, 01:56 PM
On Mondays she's a b****
on Tuesday she's a b****
on Wednesday and Saturday she's a b****
then on Sunday just to different she's a major royal b****

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest b**** in the whole wide world!

I really mean it Kyle's mom, she's a big fat f****** b****, big ol' fat f****** b**** Kyle's Mom!!!!

Cartman: "What?" (turns around) oh f***!

LincolnparkRed
05-05-2005, 02:08 PM
Barbara Streisand: Do you have any idea who I am?
Officer Barbrady: Well, you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's a**.

From Mega Striesand

Red Leader
05-05-2005, 02:19 PM
Timm-uh!

HotCorner
05-05-2005, 02:40 PM
Cartman: You guys are hella stupid.
Stan: Why do you keep saying 'hella", Cartman?
Cartman: 'Cuz I'm hella cool, that's why.

HotCorner
05-05-2005, 03:02 PM
Stan: "Dude, we don't have any musical talent."
Cartman: "That didn't stop any of the other boy bands, dumbass!"

bomarl1969
05-05-2005, 03:23 PM
You see Starvin Marvin this is the buffet everyone comes to on Tuesday nights, cause you get all you want for $7.95. Except of course for Kenny's family cause for them $7.95 is 2 years income. Ahhhp foods here ta hell with the appitizers!

Puffy
05-05-2005, 03:34 PM
Kyle: Gimme some of that candy Cartman.
Cartman: I don't have any jewish candy.
Kyle: Gimme some candy fatass.
Cartman: Ey!!! I'm big boned.

WVRed
05-05-2005, 06:30 PM
Timm-uh!

GOBBLES!!!!

bucksfan
05-05-2005, 09:43 PM
"Bad three-toed sloth!" (Catman)

Redsland
05-06-2005, 09:54 AM
Here, intolerance…will not be tolerated.