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Spring~Fields
05-07-2005, 08:56 AM
'Husband-Mart'




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> A new store named 'Husband-Mart' just opened.
> >
> >Husband-Mart is a store where women can go and
> choose a husband from among
> >many men. The store is composed of six floors and
> the men increase in
> >positive attributes as the shopper ascends the
> flight of stairs. There is,
> >however, a catch. As you open the door to any
> floor you may choose a man
> >from that floor. But - if you go up a floor, you
> cannot go back down,
> >except to exit the building. So...........this
> woman goes to the
> >shopping center to find a husband.
> >
> >On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
> >Floor 1 - These men have jobs
> >
> >The woman reads the sign and says to herself,
> "Well, that's better than my
> >last boyfriend, but I wonder what is further up?"
> So up she goes.
> >
> >The second floor sign reads:
> >Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The
> woman remarks to herself,
> >"That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And
> up she goes.
> >
> >The third floor sign reads:
> >Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
> extremely good looking.
> >"Hmm, better", she says. "But I wonder what's
> upstairs?" Up she goes.
> >
> >The fourth floor sign reads:
> >Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
> extremely good looking and
> >help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the
> woman, "This is very
> >tempting. But, there must be even more further up!"
> And again she heads up
> >another flight.
> >
> >The fifth floor sign reads:
> >Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
> extremely good looking, help
> >with the housework and have a strong romantic
> streak. "Oh, mercy me!" she
> >cries. "But just think
> >what must be waiting for me on the sixth floor?"
> So up to the sixth
> >floor she goes.
> >
> >The sixth floor sign reads:
> >Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,260,459,789,016 to this
> floor. There are no
> >men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
> proof that women are
> >impossible to please.
> >
> >Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart.

RedsBaron
05-07-2005, 09:40 AM
:laugh: I'll give this to a few husbands I know. I dare not give it to any women!

Spring~Fields
05-07-2005, 10:26 AM
:laugh: I'll give this to a few husbands I know. I dare not give it to any women!

CHICKEN!! :evil:

SunDeck
05-07-2005, 11:41 AM
I think this story needs a CLEARANCE floor because no woman is going to skip that floor. That's where my wife found me, half buried in a bin of gabardine slacks.

ws1990reds
05-07-2005, 01:37 PM
I'm showing this one to the wife, I think she can handle it. :D

KronoRed
05-07-2005, 03:58 PM
Wait..I WOULD be on floor 6


Really

I would

;)