View Full Version : Non-Baseball Sloganizer thread

06-03-2005, 06:14 PM

This tool is fun for some laughs. You don't always get the same thing twice. Here are some good non-baseball slogans generated:

chili, better than sex.

Go to heaven with clowns.

poodles for everyone.

And on the eighth day, god created beer.

Life's beautiful with sex.

The gods made Harry Potter.

Be inspired by rainbows.

Step into the light with death.

Feel the magic of herpes.

Taxes. Making people sucessful in a changing world.

Andy Furman keeps going, and going, and going...

Stay cool with jock itch.

Have fun with this.

06-03-2005, 06:43 PM
The Bill Clinton way of life

Ohio River kicks ass.

See you at Redszone :)

See the world with Coca Cola

Share moments, share prostitution

it's your ugliness

The Queen of gravity

Discover the world of jingle bells

Falls City Beer
06-03-2005, 06:46 PM
Food or poop? I'll take poop.

06-03-2005, 07:02 PM
There is no life without Microsoft.

There's a bit of CNN in all of us.

I want The Whizzinator and I want it now.

BALCO, the clever way.

I believe in Pop Tarts.

Playboy, pure lust.

I want more, I want Steroids.

Yankees never die.

Krispy Kreme, to hell with the rest.

My Corn Flakes, your Corn Flakes, Corn Flakes for all!

porn - spice up your life.

No Twinkies, no kiss.

You're in good hands with Catholicism.

Heal the world with MTV.

heavy metal, since 1845.

Feel it - Trojan!

Miramax is a never ending story.

Nobody doesn't like Disney.

God made George Lucas.

Nothing is faster than Starbucks.

06-03-2005, 07:19 PM
"RosieRed rules"


06-03-2005, 08:05 PM
Cincinnati on the outside, tasty on the inside.