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redsfan30
06-15-2005, 11:12 AM
I just watched "Making the Video" for her new Dukes of Hazzard music video.

All I can say is...


:shocked:

Men..............WATCH IT!!!

GIK
06-15-2005, 11:27 AM
I bring the news.
http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/JessicaSimpson/video/JessicaSimpson_Boots_RoughVidFull_300.asx

missionhockey21
06-15-2005, 11:28 AM
I saw it a few days ago....... God Bless America. :usa:

westofyou
06-15-2005, 11:30 AM
The worlds best payed Christian Lap Dancer.

TC81190
06-15-2005, 11:37 AM
:thumbup:

Red Leader
06-15-2005, 11:49 AM
That's it. I've decided I need a 90" monitor.

registerthis
06-15-2005, 11:56 AM
OK, yeah, she looks good, but Willie Nelson being there is just creepy.

And that sing, ugh...I guess if I watch it again it'll have to be on mute.

TC81190
06-15-2005, 11:57 AM
OK, yeah, she looks good, but Willie Nelson being there is just creepy.

And that sing, ugh...I guess if I watch it again it'll have to be on mute.

You had the sound on? :evil:

TRF
06-15-2005, 12:13 PM
am i the only one that thinks the cloning process of brittney spears went horribly wrong with this specimen?

brrr. clones.

Chip R
06-15-2005, 12:29 PM
The worlds best payed Christian Lap Dancer.
:laugh:

Red Leader
06-15-2005, 12:49 PM
That's it. I've decided I need a 90" monitor.

or for about $4,908 less, I could probably just go see the movie in the theatre. :evil: ;)

Roy Tucker
06-15-2005, 01:07 PM
So somebody tell me when pelvic thrusting, humping, and grinding like you're getting boinked got to be OK for mainstream America?

It's one thing for clubs in Newport or going to Bristol's, but TV?

I guess I'm just a prude.

Chip R
06-15-2005, 01:20 PM
So somebody tell me when pelvic thrusting, humping, and grinding like you're getting boinked got to be OK for mainstream America?

It's one thing for clubs in Newport or going to Bristol's, but TV?

I guess I'm just a prude.How long has Madonna been doing videos?

savafan
06-15-2005, 01:36 PM
How long has Madonna been doing videos?

Since 1984 I believe.

RedFanAlways1966
06-15-2005, 01:38 PM
I am sort of chicken to click here at work. But does the video have Jessica "Daisy Duke" Simpson washing a car in some sort of a red bikini (underwear?) outfit?

My wife has one of those entertainment mags at home. And it has a pic of the above-mentioned on the cover. If my wife knew how many times I found it convenient to walk by that magazine, she'd probably throw the thing away. That cover is.... :evil:

redsfan30
06-15-2005, 01:50 PM
I am sort of chicken to click here at work. But does the video have Jessica "Daisy Duke" Simpson washing a car in some sort of a red bikini (underwear?) outfit?

My wife has one of those entertainment mags at home. And it has a pic of the above-mentioned on the cover. If my wife knew how many times I found it convenient to walk by that magazine, she'd probably throw the thing away. That cover is.... :evil:
Yes. She's in a red string bikini washing the General Lee towards the end.

It's inspiring.

Roy Tucker
06-15-2005, 01:56 PM
How long has Madonna been doing videos?
Yeah, I suppose you're right.

But it just seems that what I saw before was suggestionable stylized stuff masquerading as dancing. What I see now is stuff I previously only saw in the privacy of my bedroom by my old girlfriend that made noises like a chipmunk.

It's not suggesting or masquerading, it *is*.

(muttering to himself, Roy returns to the curmudgeon cave)

KronoRed
06-15-2005, 02:09 PM
How long has Madonna been doing videos?

At least Madonna was attractive

TC81190
06-15-2005, 02:10 PM
At least Madonna was attractive

Are you saying Madonna > Jessica Simpson?

You sir, are quite insane.

KronoRed
06-15-2005, 02:11 PM
In 1984..YES :D

TC81190
06-15-2005, 02:13 PM
Eh, the tooth gap kills it.

BTW, how old was Jessica Simpson in 1984? I'd say Madonna was more attractive then. :D

KronoRed
06-15-2005, 02:15 PM
BTW, how old was Jessica Simpson in 1984? I'd say Madonna was more attractive then. :D

Yes..that's what I mean ;)

Madonna84 > Simpson 05

:D

TC81190
06-15-2005, 02:15 PM
No way. I call shenanigins. :evil:

KronoRed
06-15-2005, 02:16 PM
I disagree ;)

Jaycint
06-15-2005, 02:18 PM
Respectfully disagree here as well. I actually like Madonna 05 better than Madonna 84. :evil:

reds44
06-15-2005, 02:22 PM
I could watch that all day!

TC81190
06-15-2005, 02:24 PM
THat would get tiring. I would be exhausted. :evil:

redsfan30
06-15-2005, 02:30 PM
Madonna hotter than Jessica?

You crazy, sir.

TC81190
06-15-2005, 02:31 PM
:eek: :thumbup:

WVRed
06-15-2005, 03:39 PM
Does anybody see a resemblance between Jessica Simpson washing cars and this?

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050519/i/r328218678.jpg

flyer85
06-15-2005, 03:52 PM
Who is this Jessica Simpson anyway?

Roy Tucker
06-15-2005, 04:00 PM
Say, that's a fine looking sandwich. When's lunch?

flyer85
06-15-2005, 04:01 PM
Say, that's a fine looking sandwich. When's lunch?did you want the box lunch?

Roy Tucker
06-15-2005, 04:05 PM
did you want the box lunch?
Nah, don't bother to wrap it, I'll eat it here.

guttle11
06-15-2005, 05:53 PM
the single greatest thing I have ever seen :eek: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :beerme:

TC81190
06-15-2005, 05:55 PM
I normally don't like Paris Hilton, but whoa. :eek: :thumbup:

BoydsOfSummer
06-15-2005, 06:31 PM
The General Lee's door's don't freakin' open...GAH!

TC81190
06-15-2005, 09:04 PM
The General Lee's door's don't freakin' open...GAH!

Dude...what were you paying attention to? :confused:

BoydsOfSummer
06-15-2005, 09:31 PM
heh...heh

Matt700wlw
06-15-2005, 09:59 PM
I love this country!

Falls City Beer
06-15-2005, 10:25 PM
Except for the enormous knockers, I think Jessica Simpson looks a bit like a drag queen. As the folks say, "Just sayin."

reds44
06-15-2005, 10:28 PM
All I look at is the huge knockers! :D

howyoufreelin
06-15-2005, 10:34 PM
Did she kiss Willie Nelson in that video? :-/

KYRedsFan
06-16-2005, 12:10 AM
Standing ovation.

Johnny Footstool
06-16-2005, 12:17 AM
Except for the enormous knockers, I think Jessica Simpson looks a bit like a drag queen.

She has a cleft chin that looks unsettlingly mannish.

Overall, she looks like a Barbie doll. Plastic. Prefabricated hotness.

I prefer more demure sexy babes like Selma Blair and Parker Posey.

kyred14
06-16-2005, 12:42 AM
there were no girls like that in my church. :laugh:

that is one thing that will take your mind off the reds REAL quick :eek:

TeamSelig
06-16-2005, 01:23 AM
Drag queen? Is your wife/girlfriend watching you type, or what?

macro
06-16-2005, 01:51 AM
The worlds best payed Christian Lap Dancer.

I really don't think the words "Christian" and "Jessica Simpson" belong in the same sentence. Oh, and she's WAAAYYY overrated!

Can we just ban the Simpsons and the Hiltons from our pop culture and be done with it?

WVRed
06-16-2005, 06:19 AM
I really don't think the words "Christian" and "Jessica Simpson" belong in the same sentence. Oh, and she's WAAAYYY overrated!

Can we just ban the Simpsons and the Hiltons from our pop culture and be done with it?

She sang gospel music before she became famous, hence the reference.

It worked for Creed I guess. *shrugs*

macro
06-16-2005, 07:47 AM
She sang gospel music before she became famous, hence the reference.

It worked for Creed I guess. *shrugs*

Oh, I know, WV. And her dad was a "minister". :lol:

Falls City Beer
06-16-2005, 09:03 AM
Drag queen? Is your wife/girlfriend watching you type, or what?

My wife? Now she IS hot.

guttle11
06-16-2005, 09:51 AM
Does anybody see a resemblance between Jessica Simpson washing cars and this?

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050519/i/r328218678.jpg


I think your crazy. I dont see a car in this pic ;)

MrCinatit
06-16-2005, 10:49 AM
i now suffer from car envy...ie, i wish i was the General Lee.

but, yes, turn the sound down. Nancy Sinatra is rolling in her grave. Yes, i am aware she is still alive.

Johnny Footstool
06-16-2005, 11:02 AM
I think your crazy. I dont see a car in this pic

I agree. That burger looks tasty.

It's a shame that crack-smoking zombie is holding it...

redsfan30
06-16-2005, 02:58 PM
This, fellas is why God created music videos.

WVRed
06-16-2005, 04:04 PM
I think your crazy. I dont see a car in this pic ;)

Look below the burger, you will see a wheel.;)

Steve4192
06-16-2005, 04:25 PM
I agree. That burger looks tasty.

It's a shame that crack-smoking zombie is holding it...
Paris Hilton might actually be attractive if she ate a couple hundred of those tasty burgers. That girl needs to put on another 10-15 pounds just to qualify as as 'skinny'.

It sucks that heroin-chic is back in vogue. I'll take the Marilyn Monroe/Racquel Welch/J-Lo types over the Twiggy/Kate Moss/Paris Hilton types every day of the week.

RFS62
06-16-2005, 04:31 PM
I didn't know Hardee's had a new "SkankBurger"

I wouldn't hit a dog in the ass with Paris Hilton.

Falls City Beer
06-16-2005, 04:33 PM
It sucks that heroin-chic is back in vogue. I'll take the Marilyn Monroe/Racquel Welch/J-Lo types over the Twiggy/Kate Moss/Paris Hilton types every day of the week.

Curves, baby. I don't want a dame who looks like a cubist painting.

WVRed
06-16-2005, 04:43 PM
I didn't know Hardee's had a new "SkankBurger"

I wouldn't hit a dog in the ass with Paris Hilton.

Carls Jr is the one running the Paris Hilton ads. Its the same thing, but Hardees is east of the Mississippi, Carls Jr is west.


http://shapefit.com/carlsjr-big.gif

http://shapefit.com/hardees-big.gif

RANDY IN INDY
06-16-2005, 05:13 PM
I didn't know Hardee's had a new "SkankBurger"

I wouldn't hit a dog in the ass with Paris Hilton. :beerme:

reds44
06-16-2005, 05:17 PM
This, fellas is why God created music videos.

Praise the Lord!

Johnny Footstool
06-16-2005, 05:50 PM
Carls Jr is the one running the Paris Hilton ads. Its the same thing, but Hardees is east of the Mississippi, Carls Jr is west.

Actually, we have Hardees in KS, so the dividing line must be west of us.

Red Leader
06-16-2005, 05:54 PM
Actually, we have Hardees in KS, so the dividing line must be west of us.

West of the U.S?

Like Hawaii? ;)

Johnny Footstool
06-16-2005, 05:57 PM
West of the U.S?

Well, I did write "WE have Hardees in Kansas."

WVRed
06-16-2005, 06:39 PM
Actually, we have Hardees in KS, so the dividing line must be west of us.

I stand corrected. I'd always heard Hardees was East of the Mississippi.

I remember when Hardees used to serve fried chicken and biscuits. Man do I feel old.:(

kyred14
06-17-2005, 01:38 AM
I stand corrected. I'd always heard Hardees was East of the Mississippi.

I remember when Hardees used to serve fried chicken and biscuits. Man do I feel old.:(

it wasn't THAT long ago, only like 8-10 years ago. don't feel that bad ;)

Chip R
06-17-2005, 08:56 AM
Several years ago I used to got to Peoria, IL about once every 6 weeks. I saw the Hardees restaurants change their name to Carls Jr. so that dividing line may be a little farther east than the Mississippi.

macro
06-17-2005, 10:34 AM
I never understood the name "Carl's Jr". Shouldn't it be Carl Jr's? :confused: :D:

RFS62
06-17-2005, 10:58 AM
I never understood the name "Carl's Jr". Shouldn't it be Carl Jr's? :confused: :D:


I heard once that he had a big resturant in California named "Carl's", not a fast food place. Then he decided to get into the burger business, and named it "Carl's Jr."

westofyou
06-17-2005, 11:09 AM
Carls Jr. has the worlds worst french fries, they are styrofoam like in texture, probably processed and then put in fry form.

Hardees bought Burger Chef (Hardees was southeastern based) then spread out in the midwest. They were bought by Carls Jr., which was as RFS62 pointed out a burger joint in LA.

Carls Jr. always reminds me of when we'd visit my Aunt in LA back in the day.

The Juinor is a refernce to the size of their first joint, very small.

919191
06-17-2005, 11:49 AM
Hardees bought Burger Chef (Hardees was southeastern based) then spread out in the midwest. They were bought by Carls Jr., which was as RFS62 pointed out a burger joint in LA.



I remember Burger Chef and Jeff

Johnny Footstool
06-17-2005, 12:36 PM
Hardees bought Burger Chef

I always wondered what happened to Burger Chef. We used to eat there after we moved to Indiana when I was a kid.

westofyou
06-17-2005, 12:37 PM
I remember Burger Chef and Jeff

My Wife's Girl Scout Troop went on a Field Trip to BC in Fairfax.

Classy....

Roy Tucker
06-17-2005, 12:47 PM
Worked at a Burger Chef for a few months during my Ohio State days.... Moved up to Domino's driver after that.

I lived on Big Shefs and Super Shefs (flame-broiled) and milk shakes for a year.

Just like the year before at Ohio U., I worked at Frisch's and lived on Big Boys (the sandwich that is).

Pizza, burgers, and Strohs.

WVRed
06-17-2005, 02:26 PM
I always wondered what happened to Burger Chef. We used to eat there after we moved to Indiana when I was a kid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_Chef

Burger Chef was a fast-food restaurant chain that started in 1954, and lasted until 1996.

In 1954, Frank and Donald Thomas patented the Flame Broiler and started one of their own restaurants in Indianapolis, Indiana. It was under another name, but in 1956, they changed the name to Burger Chef. In the late 1950s they created the first "value combos" as a burger, fries, and cola were 45¢ or 50¢ with a milkshake. In 1968, the chain was purchased by General Foods. By 1970, they had nearly 1200 locations and redisigned the buildings and logos. After a tailspin, Hardee's bought them out in 1982. Hardee's closed every Burger Chef but one in Cookeville, TN. That one was in Shefdom until 1996, when it changed its name to Pleasers. That Pleasers is still open.

registerthis
06-17-2005, 02:46 PM
The Juinor is a refernce to the size of their first joint, very small.
Yeah, my first joint was very small too.

Oh, wait... :devil:

westofyou
06-17-2005, 03:00 PM
Yeah, my first joint was very small too.

Oh, wait... :devil:

Pinner eh?

Red Leader
06-17-2005, 03:01 PM
Pinner eh?

Mine was a phatty. :D

KronoRed
06-17-2005, 03:02 PM
Mine was a phatty. :D
Pothead :p:

Red Leader
06-17-2005, 03:05 PM
Pothead :p:

http://www.newamericandimensions.com/images/haroldandkumar.jpg

http://images.allposters.com/images/GLOP/P901.jpg

KronoRed
06-17-2005, 03:16 PM
So you prefer stoner over pothead? :D

OnBaseMachine
06-17-2005, 03:19 PM
Pothead :p:

http://www.georgecoghill.com/gc02/images/illustration/_commercial/_scene/wanted-ricky-williams.png

MacHighver.

Red Leader
06-17-2005, 03:21 PM
So you prefer stoner over pothead? :D

I fine with either. :laugh:

westofyou
06-17-2005, 03:22 PM
So you prefer stoner over pothead? :D

Burner

OnBaseMachine
06-17-2005, 03:23 PM
http://sweetmeliss420.com/smileys/potheads/catinhatondrugs.jpg

He's fried.

Red Leader
06-17-2005, 03:25 PM
Burner

eco-smoker. :evil:

westofyou
06-17-2005, 03:27 PM
Trustafarian
http://www.eugeneweekly.com/2004/graphics/100704coverstory5.jpg

OnBaseMachine
06-17-2005, 03:29 PM
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/stoner.jpg

http://www.roll-ups.co.uk/ishop/images/879/stoner.jpg

WVRed
06-17-2005, 03:30 PM
This may be the most pointless thread ever.

From Jessica Simpson to Paris Hilton to Carls Jr to Hardees to Burger Chef to rolling doobies.:)

westofyou
06-17-2005, 03:31 PM
This may be the most pointless thread ever.

From Jessica Simpson to Paris Hilton to Carls Jr to Hardees to Burger Chef to rolling doobies.:)

Reverse munchies.

Red Leader
06-17-2005, 03:34 PM
Reverse munchies.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

RFS62
06-17-2005, 03:35 PM
http://www.freaknet.org.uk/graphics01/g01/logo01.gif

Chip R
06-17-2005, 03:50 PM
This may be the most pointless thread ever.

From Jessica Simpson to Paris Hilton to Carls Jr to Hardees to Burger Chef to rolling doobies.:)Coming from the creator of "Be the last person to post on this thread" that's saying something. :lol:

KronoRed
06-17-2005, 05:17 PM
This may be the most pointless thread ever.

From Jessica Simpson to Paris Hilton to Carls Jr to Hardees to Burger Chef to rolling doobies.:)

We do good work around here :D

TC81190
06-17-2005, 05:18 PM
"Sendin' some outgoing mail?"

"You know it!"

"I'll probably send some tomorrow!"

"I hear that!"

*high five*

Matt700wlw
06-17-2005, 05:22 PM
http://doctorpegamento.8k.com/Cheech__Chong_4.jpg

WVRed
07-11-2005, 07:23 PM
Hate to do an achillies, but I found some quotes worth noticing.


An American Christian group have demanded Jessica Simpson apologise for her raunchy new music video. The Resistance have dubbed the video for her cover of "These Boots Are Made For Walking" as "****ty" - and ordered her to shoot a cleaner version. They object to her risque behavior in the video - the song is taken from the soundtrack for The Dukes Of Hazzard - in which she washes a car wearing a skimpy bikini - particularly because Simpson's father is a Baptist pastor and they view her as a Christian role model. The group's representative John Conner says, "It's sad to see her ***** herself out like this. She's a singing stripper."

http://www.vh1.com/news/articles/1505210/20050705/simpson_jessica.jhtml?headlines=true


Just call her "G.I. Jessica."

As the cover girl for GQ's "America" issue, Jessica Simpson is featured in a patriotic pinup spread to raise troops', er, morale. The magazine's homage to wartime glamour girls was inspired by Simpson's

most recent ABC variety special, "Nick and Jessica's Tour of Duty." Her visit to American troops in Germany and Iraq, with husband Nick Lachey, left a lasting impression on the "Newlyweds" star.

"It just blew my mind," Simpson told the magazine. "These guys — just kids, 20 years old, sent into Iraq two days prior. And they were in suicide bombings or attacked in Humvees. And it's like, you just try to hold yourself together."

As impressed as Simpson was with the soldiers she met, calling them "the most spectacular people," she was taken aback by some of the servicemens' reactions to her.

"Well, it had been a while since they'd seen ... a girl in some tight jeans," she said. "They just made ... comments. I can't even say what they said because ... they were ... very forward."

Simpson better get ready for more of such "comments." In the photo spread, she wears American-flag bikinis with unzipped camouflage pants, climbs ropes in camouflage undies, and crawls on all fours in combat boots.

"But that's why I'm there!" she said. "To bring smiles, even if I have to show a little cleavage."

This report is provided by MTV News

http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/newlyweds_nick_and_jessica/2004_Dec_15_joe_simpson_gq


If you’re not already disturbed by Joe Simpson’s manager/father relationship with his two daughters, don’t read his interview with GQ this month. According to Page Six’s report about the interview, Joe says of Jessica,

“Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!
He also reveals his plans for his less-talented and more embarrassing daughter Ashlee, who was to play a lesbian in her first film role until Joe stepped in and saved the day. He says, “She’s going to be a huge movie star. She’s like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we’re done, she’ll play it all.”


He wants “to showcase the approach he and his wife take to child rearing, emphasizing values like honesty and abstinence before marriage,” a New York Times profile reveals.


On pimping his girls out to skin mags like Maxim, Joe Simpson says, “That’s God’s business, judgment. Our reason was, we’re not too good to do Maxim. The people that read it are not bad people.”


The man who, as the Times puts it, “gave his daughter a ‘purity ring’ and pledged to be the central man in her life until she married,” says that he wanted them to know that “Daddy never touched their stuff. I wanted them to always look at me with respect.”


Fear of the male congregation’s reactions to her breasts, Jessica Simpson wasn’t permitted to sing in church, she tells Rate the Music. “I had very big boobs at a young age and it kept me from a lot of things in the church. I couldn’t sing solos because supposedly the men lusted when I would get up there,” Jessica says. That left her racked with guilt: “I was a teenager in overalls, and I didn’t even really know what sexy was, but they were telling me I was too sexy to sing. I was made to feel guilty about my body. And now people are buying the boobs I have.”

redsrule2500
07-11-2005, 09:51 PM
Yeah that's an okay video. The words/song ruin it though.

The movie looks too fake as well, the role she plays is wayyyy overdone IMO.

bucksfan
07-11-2005, 11:19 PM
My takes on the variety of topics covered in this thread :

1) the video - I am in general (haha) not a fan of the Britney-ish genre, especially not the actions or the music, but I must say this was pretty good from solely a hotness perspective.

2) I echo 62's comments about abstaining from the use of canines on a certain someone's something. I think she is quite not pretty.

3) No comment on the one that you would think no comment would be appropriate ;)

4) I loved Burger Chef as a kid. It was my favorite place. I still have a flattened Triple Play funmeal tray with intact punchout discs of many of our beloved BRM.

CrackerJack
07-12-2005, 12:29 AM
I loved Burger Chef as a kid.

Me too as a 70's child in Cincy. Ahh the deep fried memories...the "keep the glass" King Kong drinking glasses were the best, I had the whole set.

http://hometown.aol.com/jsf605213/images/wwwlogo.jpghttp://www.geocities.com/burgerchef_jeff/corky1977.jpg

http://hometown.aol.com/jsf605213/images/bc_marlton_67.jpg

http://www.freewebs.com/burgerchef/with%20or%20without%20ad.JPG