Johnny Vander m
06-25-2005, 09:26 PM
Ok, the Reds are getting whiped bad tonight, so maybe this will make us laugh.
Fred went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but first you've got to promise not to laugh"
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "'I am a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
'Okay then," Fred said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. It couldn't have been more than the size of a peanut. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. 'I'm so sorry Fred" said the doctor. 'I really am,,,I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
Fred went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but first you've got to promise not to laugh"
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "'I am a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
'Okay then," Fred said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. It couldn't have been more than the size of a peanut. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. 'I'm so sorry Fred" said the doctor. 'I really am,,,I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.