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Red Leader
06-29-2005, 10:48 AM
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This

little test should get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director which is

the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a

teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the

bathtub."



Okay, here's your test:


1. Would you use the spoon?

2. Would you use the teacup?

3. Would you use the bucket?




The answer will be given at 11:30am if no one has answered it correctly by then.

RedsFan75
06-29-2005, 10:49 AM
:D I'd pull the plug... :D

Red Leader
06-29-2005, 10:51 AM
:D I'd pull the plug... :D

Ah. Smart guy. The first answer is correct.

If you answered 1, 2, or 3, you should be institutionalized. :D

Redsland
06-29-2005, 10:51 AM
What do you empty your choice into?

KronoRed
06-29-2005, 11:15 AM
I'd sell the house.

REDREAD
06-29-2005, 01:15 PM
Considering the other threads, wouldn't you use buckets of water to flush your toilets? That way, you save water and you can dump water on the dude hiding in the septic tank watching you poop :lol:

RFS62
06-29-2005, 01:20 PM
I'd drill a hole in the tub to let the water out.

I know this works, 'cause I once was in a boat taking on water, and we drilled a hole in the bottom to let the water out.

Roy Tucker
06-30-2005, 01:55 AM
I'd take repeated flying cannonballs into the tub to splash out the water....

May not be the most efficient manner, but it is the most fun.

GAC
06-30-2005, 09:58 AM
I'd ask him if I could take a bath first. Water conservation and all you know.

And since I'm lazy, I'd simply wait for it to evaporate, go lay on the couch and ask the Doc if he's got a minute.

Or do like the kids - leave it, and let Mom empty it. :D

GAC
06-30-2005, 10:02 AM
Eww Eww I know I know!

Dump some Kool-aid and sugar in it, grab a box of straws, and yell "HEY KOOL-AID!"

The kids will take care of the rest. ;)

or... you could dump some Jack Daniels in it, along with some ice, and just call Puffy! But that then creates a bigger dilemna - how to now get Puffy out of your tub? :lol:

Red Leader
06-30-2005, 10:05 AM
GAC wins the most likely to be "institutionalized" so far out of all of the responses.

Red Leader
06-30-2005, 10:05 AM
or... you could dump some Jack Daniels in it, along with some ice, and just call Puffy! But that then creates a bigger dilemna - how to now get Puffy out of your tub? :lol:

I think we have a winner. :beerme: