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savafan
07-07-2005, 02:42 PM
Weird story.

http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/07/05/breasts.html

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Last updated: 7/5/2005 6:02:56 PM

A Cincinnati man has been charged with public indecency for exposing his breasts.

Jerome Mason, a 23-year-old from Over-The-Rhine, appeared in court Tuesday after being cited for public indecency just after midnight on April 22nd.

It's unclear if the man has breasts that are larger than the average male's or if he has breast implants.

Mason has several mug shots on file. In the past he has had run-ins with police on such charges as receiving stolen property and disorderly conduct.

http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/07/05/eve/breastman5.jpg

BuckU
07-07-2005, 02:49 PM
...I really don't know what to say

redsfan30
07-07-2005, 02:50 PM
Wow.

That's really wierd.

Chip R
07-07-2005, 02:57 PM
...I really don't know what to say
Manzeer.

rdiersin
07-07-2005, 02:58 PM
Manzeer.
Bro

SunDeck
07-07-2005, 03:18 PM
I think he used to come in the Main Library when I worked there. Not a convincing woman, by any stretch. Looked more like a guy at a Halloween party...except that he did try to use the womens room.

More than anything, I felt sorry for him.

Redsland
07-07-2005, 03:36 PM
http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/07/05/eve/breastman5.jpg
Kinda reminds me of this chick I met at a bar downtown. We really hit it off, if you know what I mean. ;)

:beerme:


You know...the resemblence is uncanny...

You don't think... :eek:

:runaway:

zombie-a-go-go
07-07-2005, 03:37 PM
That's really wierd.

Not in OTR. :evil:

CTA513
07-07-2005, 03:39 PM
Kinda reminds me of this chick I met at a bar downtown. We really hit it off, if you know what I mean. ;)

:beerme:


You know...the resemblence is uncanny...

You don't think... :eek:

:runaway:

:eek:

traderumor
07-07-2005, 03:53 PM
Sort of like Michael/LaToya :)

RedFanAlways1966
07-07-2005, 04:14 PM
I highly doubt that being put in a holding cell w/ other men that were arrested that evening was a detriment to his habit of him exposing his chest.

TeamSelig
07-07-2005, 04:19 PM
Lmao

Chip R
07-07-2005, 04:25 PM
All joking aside, they can't be serious about trying to get a conviction on this guy, can they? If they do that they will have to arrest every shirtless man in Cincinnati. Otherwise they are saying you can't expose your breasts unless they are small.

HotCorner
07-07-2005, 04:32 PM
Otherwise they are saying you can't expose your breasts unless they are small.

The Itty-Bitty-Titty Law ;)

Jaycint
07-07-2005, 04:35 PM
Otherwise they are saying you can't expose your breasts unless they are small.

I would be fine with this as long as women with small breasts were allowed to expose too.

traderumor
07-07-2005, 04:39 PM
All joking aside, they can't be serious about trying to get a conviction on this guy, can they? If they do that they will have to arrest every shirtless man in Cincinnati. Otherwise they are saying you can't expose your breasts unless they are small.I wonder if my boobs are bigger than his? I better keep that in mind next time I'm sitting shirtless in the bleachers :evil:

Chip R
07-07-2005, 04:56 PM
I would be fine with this as long as women with small breasts were allowed to expose too.There you go. :) But how does one go about setting that standard? Anyone below an A Cup can run around with their shirts off?

Jaycint
07-07-2005, 05:02 PM
There you go. :) But how does one go about setting that standard? Anyone below an A Cup can run around with their shirts off?

I'll set the standard right now, going forth to be known as the Jaycint Decree:

Any woman with a size 34A or smaller cup shall be allowed to go topless in public. :thumbup:

Johnny Footstool
07-07-2005, 05:35 PM
Any woman with a size 34A or smaller cup shall be allowed to go topless in public.

Too restrictive. Make it 36 C or smaller. :D

REDREAD
07-07-2005, 05:36 PM
I'll set the standard right now, going forth to be known as the Jaycint Decree:

Any woman with a size 34A or smaller cup shall be allowed to go topless in public. :thumbup:

I think that's discrimination.. :laugh: I think all women should be allowed to go topless if they wish.

SunDeck
07-07-2005, 05:47 PM
I think that's discrimination.. :laugh: I think all women should be allowed to go topless if they wish.

No, no, NO!
Some people, men and women alike should be forced to keep their tops on. I have enough trouble looking at beer bellies and navel rings bulging out over some woman's waistline. Ick.

REDREAD
07-07-2005, 06:18 PM
No, no, NO!
Some people, men and women alike should be forced to keep their tops on. I have enough trouble looking at beer bellies and navel rings bulging out over some woman's waistline. Ick.

You've got to take the bad with the good in order to achieve progress.. :laugh:

traderumor
07-07-2005, 06:24 PM
No, no, NO!
Some people, men and women alike should be forced to keep their tops on. I have enough trouble looking at beer bellies and navel rings bulging out over some woman's waistline. Ick.People that are in shape with tattoos all over them (or not so in shape, like Danny Graves) should be forced to keep their shirts on, as well, then. ;)

registerthis
07-07-2005, 08:51 PM
You've got to take the bad with the good in order to achieve progress.. :laugh:
I dunno...it's like nudist colonies.

The ones you'd least like to see naked are generally the ones you find at nudist colonies.

Reds/Flyers Fan
07-07-2005, 09:40 PM
If men with large breasts are not allowed to show them in public, it only seems fair that flat-chested women be allowed to.

savafan
07-08-2005, 02:21 AM
I think that's discrimination.. :laugh: I think all women should be allowed to go topless if they wish.

Some places, like Shelby County, Ohio, women are allowed to go topless.

Super_Barry11
07-08-2005, 02:45 AM
Some places, like Shelby County, Ohio, women are allowed to go topless.

I attended Fort Loramie High School, but for some reason, I always wore a shirt. Even at Country Concert!! :D

savafan
07-08-2005, 02:50 AM
Even at Country Concert!! :D

That's just crazy! Where's your pride? :p:

Super_Barry11
07-08-2005, 02:56 AM
That's just crazy! Where's your pride? :p:

I was never a true Shelby Countian at heart... I started drinking a *bit* later than age 5. :laugh:

Born and raised in Darke County... (Is that any better than Shelby???) :p:

savafan
07-08-2005, 02:59 AM
Born and raised in Darke County... (Is that any better than Shelby???) :p:

Nope, that's where Wetzel came from. And my ex-wife. :thumbdown :help:

savafan
07-08-2005, 03:00 AM
Nope, that's where Wetzel came from. And my ex-wife. :thumbdown :help:

Not that there's anything with Wetzel by the way. :beerme:

letsgojunior
07-08-2005, 09:53 AM
I dunno...it's like nudist colonies.

The ones you'd least like to see naked are generally the ones you find at nudist colonies.

And you know this... how? ;)

Chip R
07-08-2005, 10:06 AM
It's a shame Johnny Cochrane is dead. Imagine what fun he could have with rhyming with "acquit". ;)

RedsBaron
07-08-2005, 10:13 AM
Too restrictive. Make it 36 C or smaller. :D
Otherwise the terrorists will have won. :)

Jaycint
07-08-2005, 10:19 AM
Too restrictive. Make it 36 C or smaller. :D

Good point, Ammendment 1 to the Jaycint Decree:

Anyone with a 36 C or smaller will now be allowed to go topless. :)