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07-17-2005, 04:38 PM
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07-17-2005, 05:03 PM
While Lance is wearing the coveted yellow shirt for first place, Howard Hoser wears the not-so-coveted polka-dot shirt. we will not go into what THAT signifies.

07-17-2005, 09:08 PM
I forgot to pick up some grapes at the store......

07-17-2005, 09:17 PM
Scott Biggio attemps to show Lance all the beanball welts he had gotten from crowding the plate.

alex trevino
07-17-2005, 09:48 PM
Don't let the red blotches scare you away I swear I am healthy!

07-18-2005, 07:48 AM
* The French, always the money-hungry types, have been questioned with the freedom of advertisement they have allowed BVD during the Tour.

* French president Jacques Chirac, who has had chilled relations with the United States, shows his true colors by making a goodwill gesture towards Americans in welcoming the American rider Lance Armstrong to the finishline of stage 12.

Johnny Footstool
07-18-2005, 10:13 AM
After taking a wrong turn in the Alps, Lance Armstrong mistakenly joined a French Gay Pride parade. Despite being blocked in by a group of Cher impersonators, Armstrong managed to outdistance the pack and earn the coveted yellow blouse.

07-18-2005, 10:26 AM
cue music ...

He wore an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny
orange-polka dotted skin and bikini (briefs) ..
that he wore for the first time today.