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savafan
08-04-2005, 12:31 PM
http://www.tonight.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=2815540

August 3, 2005

Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film - with Jenna Jameson. The former boxing World Heavyweight Champion claims he is desperate for cash, after being hit with a tax bill for several million dollars, and a porn career is a tempting offer.

The disgraced pugilist, who retired from boxing last month, was approached by Jenna's representatives to star as her partner in the X-rated movie.

He is quoted by Britain's Zoo magazine as saying: "I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry
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"I need the money up front."

Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14-inch manhood.

He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long.

"If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star."

:eek:

Johnny Footstool
08-04-2005, 12:37 PM
First rule - no biting.

RBA
08-04-2005, 12:40 PM
He would be smart to try to get a percentage of the gross, instead of having his money up front. Did I just use "smart" and "Tyson" in the same sentence? :)

LoganBuck
08-04-2005, 12:44 PM
This poses the interesting question, what would Mike Tyson's pornstar name be?

Most I can come up with would easily violate the board rules. Most related to the sport of boxing in some manner.

Red Leader
08-04-2005, 12:45 PM
I thought Jenna only did girl-girl scenes now?

Well, that's what I've heard, in passing, by some strange guy.

Red Leader
08-04-2005, 12:46 PM
This poses the interesting question, what would Mike Tyson's pornstar name be?

Most I can come up with would easily violate the board rules. Most related to the sport of boxing in some manner.

From Mike Tyson's Punchout:

Body Blow! Body Blow! Uppercut! Uppercut!

Jaycint
08-04-2005, 01:12 PM
I thought Jenna only did girl-girl scenes now?

Well, that's what I've heard, in passing, by some strange guy.

I "heard from a friend" that she only does boy-girl stuff with her husband now and primarily does girl-girl. ;) Let's face it though, her "star" is fading so this may be the chance she is looking for to put her name back up at the top of her industry. Not that I know much about this stuff. :laugh:

CTA513
08-04-2005, 01:15 PM
I thought Jenna only did girl-girl scenes now?

Well, that's what I've heard, in passing, by some strange guy.

With a big name like Tyson she has a chance to make some good money.

Caveat Emperor
08-04-2005, 01:23 PM
From Mike Tyson's Punchout:

Body Blow! Body Blow! Uppercut! Uppercut!

Still the greatest Nintendo game of all time.

Soda Popinski rules.

KronoRed
08-04-2005, 01:37 PM
Save, I really don't wanna know where you dig these storys up :help:

Blimpie
08-04-2005, 01:39 PM
Still the greatest Nintendo game of all time.

Soda Popinski rules.Piston Hurricane ruled.

LincolnparkRed
08-04-2005, 02:22 PM
My big problem with seeing this movie would be listening to Mike make sexual sounding references to the talent with that voice of his. It would be off the unintentional comedy charts.

Caveat Emperor
08-04-2005, 02:47 PM
Piston Hurricane ruled.

Ahh...Piston Hurricane was from the SNES version of "Super Punch Out" which failed due to it's non-inclusion of Mike Tyson.

The original "Mike Tyson's Punch Out!" featured Piston Honda, who proudly declared that he would "Send you a TKO from Tokyo!"

wheels
08-04-2005, 09:01 PM
"Sushi Kamakazi fujiyama nippon iche."

Falls City Beer
08-04-2005, 09:37 PM
This story seems kind of made up. Does a real news story use the term "member?"

realreds1
08-04-2005, 09:56 PM
This poses the interesting question, what would Mike Tyson's pornstar name be?

Most I can come up with would easily violate the board rules. Most related to the sport of boxing in some manner.

I think "Iron Mike" would work in this case...

BoydsOfSummer
08-04-2005, 10:28 PM
I think "Iron Mike" would work in this case...


It better.

savafan
08-05-2005, 12:59 AM
This story seems kind of made up. Does a real news story use the term "member?"

It's on Wikipedia too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Tyson

In 2005, Tyson acknowledged that he has had discussions with associates of porn star Jenna Jameson and is considering a career in the adult entertainment industry

RFS62
08-05-2005, 07:11 AM
Wow, this could really ruin his reputation, and stuff.

RedFanAlways1966
08-05-2005, 08:03 AM
Wow, this could really ruin his reputation, and stuff.

:laugh:

GAC
08-05-2005, 09:32 AM
Mike heard she was still a virgin. ;)

Tommyjohn25
08-07-2005, 10:26 PM
I think a good question to everyone would be, would you watch it?? ;) Out of sheer morbid curiosity of course. :D