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GAC
08-06-2005, 08:09 AM
Time for our Redszone annual "Husbands Of The Year" awards...

REDREAD
08-07-2005, 11:08 PM
:lol: Great pics.

SunDeck
08-07-2005, 11:18 PM
Not fair! That guy can't possibly carry all those sticks while he's smoking. Might catch the whole bundle on fire. And if that happened, you know she'd bring it up every time she saw a flame.
And maybe if bride number three were a little better looking her hubby wouldn't need all that beer. And by the looks of her posture, he's just trying to provide a little counter weight, don't you think?
Men, we can't get a break anymore.

KronoRed
08-08-2005, 02:32 AM
I boo them

GAC
08-08-2005, 11:01 AM
I boo them

As he tells his wife to bring home more apple juice. ;)

Johnny Footstool
08-08-2005, 12:56 PM
I vote for #1. The guy is obviously a health nut who just wants his wife to get a little exercise.

KronoRed
08-08-2005, 02:54 PM
As he tells his wife to bring home more apple juice. ;)

I buy the apple juice buddy :cool:

HotCorner
08-08-2005, 06:16 PM
Talk about timing ... Here's a new nominee :D

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/08/08/italy.leftbehind.reut/index.html



Man forgets wife at gas station

Monday, August 8, 2005; Posted: 10:36 a.m. EDT (14:36 GMT)

ROME, Italy (Reuters) -- A Macedonian man left his wife at an Italian service station and only realized he had driven off without her six hours later, news agency Ansa said.

The couple, who were travelling with their 4-year-old daughter, pulled over for petrol in the coastal city of Pesaro as they were heading back to their home to Germany.

After filling the tank, the husband drove away -- without noticing that his 30-year-old wife, originally from Georgia, had got out of the car to go to the toilet.

The woman, who had no money or documents with her, contacted the police who eventually traced her husband to Milan, some 340 km (210 miles) north of Pesaro, Ansa said.

The husband told police he had not missed his wife because she always sat in the back of the car with their daughter.

KronoRed
08-08-2005, 06:33 PM
Did the Daughter not notice mommy was missing?

SunDeck
08-08-2005, 06:42 PM
"We never talk anymore, Guiseppe!"

KronoRed
08-08-2005, 06:44 PM
..and he didn't look in the mirror and not notice her missing?

Something about this seems fishy.

REDREAD
08-08-2005, 06:46 PM
The husband told police he had not missed his wife because she always sat in the back of the car with their daughter.

You'd think the guy would take care of a wife that didn't constantly talk on a car trip :lol: Just kidding ladies.

Hmm, I have a feeling I forgot something.. Did I forget to put the gas cap on? What is it? :lol:

RFS62
08-08-2005, 06:56 PM
Nice try.

GAC
08-08-2005, 09:45 PM
Them damn Macedonians! :lol:

CougarQuest
08-09-2005, 01:56 AM
It appears the story that 2844 brought up and picture number 2 are related.

Picture number 1 appears that they are going through a divorce and she gets everything and he gets nothing.

Picture number 3, well obviously each person is carrying their own beer. She obviously has a problem.

Therefore, picture number 2 is the winner for me.

RFS62
08-09-2005, 06:55 AM
It appears the story that 2844 brought up and picture number 2 are related.

Picture number 1 appears that they are going through a divorce and she gets everything and he gets nothing.

Picture number 3, well obviously each person is carrying their own beer. She obviously has a problem.

Therefore, picture number 2 is the winner for me.


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Reds Nd2
08-09-2005, 03:10 PM
ROME, Italy (Reuters) -- A Macedonian man left his wife at an Italian service station and only realized he had driven off without her six hours later, news agency Ansa said.

My ex-wife asked me one time why I never took her anywhere. I replied, "Because you keep finding your way back".

GAC
08-10-2005, 09:53 AM
It appears the story that 2844 brought up and picture number 2 are related.

Picture number 1 appears that they are going through a divorce and she gets everything and he gets nothing.

Picture number 3, well obviously each person is carrying their own beer. She obviously has a problem.

Therefore, picture number 2 is the winner for me.

I like the way you think CQ. How many times you been married now? (just kiddin') :lol: