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HotCorner
08-08-2005, 12:50 PM
I don't know whether to laugh or wince ...

http://www.channelcincinnati.com/irresistible/4815844/detail.html



BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

Johnny Footstool
08-08-2005, 12:51 PM
Hazard pay for the locksmith.

wheels
08-08-2005, 01:03 PM
Two weeks?

You'd think he woulda gone to the hospital or something sooner than that.

I remember one time......

Aww...Forget it.

remdog
08-08-2005, 01:23 PM
I woner if his 'friend' was his ex-wife. :evil:

Rem

RedFanAlways1966
08-08-2005, 02:04 PM
I guess his "friend" likes to play ballgames.

He seems to get drunk a lot. I hope, for the love of God, he was sober when he was using that hacksaw.

Think of the number of suspicious wives who will be buying Master Locks in the next week or two.

Can we call this whole incident a "head" lock?

Is anyone aware that cock and lock rhyme?!? Poets, enjoy this one.

Reds Nd2
08-08-2005, 02:32 PM
The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out.

I guess he was locked and loaded.

KronoRed
08-08-2005, 02:50 PM
Ouch.

This hurts to read :help:

REDREAD
08-08-2005, 04:39 PM
Maybe his friend was worried the family jewels would get stolen, so he locked them up :laugh:

MrCinatit
08-08-2005, 11:19 PM
he tried to take the thing off with a hacksaw!!????!!!! geez...why not use a blow torch, or simply a piece of dynomite.


words of wisdom: friends don't let friends put padlocks around their family jewels.

Falls City Beer
08-09-2005, 12:05 AM
Just get your balls to the wall.

creek14
08-09-2005, 08:25 AM
I'm thinking women are the only people who find this even midly amusing. :devil:

RFS62
08-09-2005, 08:29 AM
I'm thinking women are the only people who find this even midly amusing. :devil:


I'm thinking you're right.

SunDeck
08-09-2005, 09:27 AM
Real friends don't touch another friend's package. For any reason. Period.

What was the encore supposed to be, caulking his butt?