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REDREAD
08-09-2005, 07:43 PM
A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy
boulevard.


Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the
right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the intersection.


The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection
with him. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.


The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took
her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
photographed, and placed in a cell.


After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened
the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.


He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off
in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose
Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker,
the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker and the chrome-plated
Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen
the car."

KronoRed
08-09-2005, 10:07 PM
:lol:

WVRed
08-09-2005, 11:38 PM
Reminds me of a time I was on vacation. We stopped at a restaurant where the woman beside of us wore a t-shirt that said something like "Who does Jesus love? This girl". She went on to harrass the waitress and embarrass her, and finally went to the manager to try and get her in trouble. As we left, we asked to speak to the manager to tell him that the waitress did nothing wrong in our eyes, that it looked to us like somebody was trying to get a free meal.

Sadly enough, there are people like that out in the world.:(