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REDREAD
08-14-2005, 11:55 PM
In March, when Knoxville, Tenn., prosecutors ordered 582 parents of chronically truant students to a meeting to advise them of their responsibility to get their kids to school, 241 failed to show up. [Knoxville News-Sentinel, 3-16-05]

gitrdunn44
08-15-2005, 10:00 AM
:laugh: Funny but sad too.

SunDeck
08-15-2005, 10:03 AM
It's amazing, you have to have a license to drive a car, but any idiot couple with ten minutes of free time can become parents.

creek14
08-15-2005, 05:31 PM
It's amazing, you have to have a license to drive a car, but any idiot couple with ten minutes of free time can become parents.
Ten minutes?

LincolnparkRed
08-15-2005, 05:44 PM
Ten minutes?

the clothes don't just take themselves off do they??

flyer85
08-15-2005, 05:46 PM
Ten minutes?that's from the female point of view. Guys don't need anywhere near that long.

KronoRed
08-15-2005, 05:50 PM
the clothes don't just take themselves off do they??

Some do :help:

Puffy
08-15-2005, 05:54 PM
Ten minutes?

Yup - if you include the 9 minutes and 18 seconds of cuddling afterwards.

westofyou
08-15-2005, 05:57 PM
In other time issues and sex news


So. It was a lie.

The whole 5-hour tantric sex thing was simply made up by Sting to goad Bob Geldof at a dinner where Geldof and Bono were guests. He admits as much in a forthcoming BBC interview:

"It was simply me and Geldof complaining. We were chatting and talking about having hours of sex. It then became really a joke that went around the world like a forest fire."

Sting tries to laugh off the joke with another joke: "I have frantic sex, which is just as good as tantric sex."

http://www.lnreview.co.uk/music/blog/001743.php

alex trevino
08-15-2005, 06:46 PM
Parents should never be role models...That job should be left up to professional atheletes :thumbup:

creek14
08-16-2005, 07:03 AM
Yup - if you include the 9 minutes and 18 seconds of cuddling afterwards.
An honest man.

GAC
08-16-2005, 07:57 AM
Ten minutes?

Who do they think I am...Lance Armstrong? :lol:

RFS62
08-16-2005, 08:12 AM
I swear thats never happened before.....