View Full Version : Girls night out.

Marty and Joe
08-16-2005, 09:51 PM
Think the wife sent this one to me... :D


Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table."

08-16-2005, 09:56 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

08-16-2005, 10:46 PM

08-17-2005, 06:22 AM
:lol: I don't usually forward them, but that's a keeper. :D

08-18-2005, 12:24 PM

Chip R
08-18-2005, 12:40 PM
That's a good one. :lol:

08-18-2005, 12:46 PM
I'm passing that on to my wife. Hee-larious.

She does moms' night out and it usually breaks up at about 9pm. To them, just getting out long enough for the menfolk put the kids down is a vacation.