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jmcclain19
08-28-2005, 04:49 AM
It occured to me today, that we, as a Reds fan group nation, may be walking around amongst our fellow Redszoners, and not even know that this is the case.

So I've taken it upon myself to help clear this up. Here below, are some shots of Redszoners from around the nation. Hopefully this helps, the next time you are in the supermarket, or the Sports bar, you can spot these fellow Redszoners and know who they are.

Please follow up with your own photos to help better clarify long time Redszoners.

Here's the rundown - Hope this helps

Zombie
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Hank.jpg

WestofYou, Pedro and the rest of the family ready to go out for a Sunday bike ride
http://img237.echo.cx/img237/9776/racingteam4at.jpg

SteelSD
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Wayne%20Newton%20Clone.jpg

Raisor
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Helmet%20Man.jpg

M2
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Darth%20Vader.jpg

Letsgojunior, Rosie Red, Super Barry and Creek
http://sportsbybrooks.com/sbbpromo1.jpg

Puffy
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/I'm%20A%20Fairy.jpg

RedLeader
http://img109.echo.cx/img109/5484/himeeeeek2wo.jpg

BadFundamentals
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Soccer%20Champ.jpg

Redsland
http://www.akrondesign.com/Retail%20Costumes/Men/spongebob.jpg

Redszone Admins - CougarQuest, Chip R, Reds4Life, ochre & macro
http://img237.echo.cx/img237/5180/sheep1bs.jpg

GIK & Boss-Hog after a lengthy Redszone.com discussion
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2136/sailors7xo.jpg

myself/jmcclain19
http://ww2.netnitco.net/~rustedshut/apt/apt2/images/pirate_nun_01.jpg

Roy Tucker
http://img159.echo.cx/img159/8878/manthong6yz.jpg

RedsFanAlways1966 & RedBloodedAmerican
http://img277.echo.cx/img277/8791/erc049bx.jpg

RosieRed
08-28-2005, 05:01 AM
*DIES*

:bowrofl: :bowrofl:

Roy, you sure are purty!

jmcclain19
08-28-2005, 05:02 AM
Continued

Krono
http://img27.echo.cx/img27/4017/jmj7cp.jpg

RFS
http://img220.echo.cx/img220/9941/poledance7df.jpg

FCB
http://img118.echo.cx/img118/1276/baseballcap4hm.jpg

OBM
http://home.tiscali.be/joke1/Neju4/flashing%20scores.jpg

traderumor
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/say%20cheese.jpg

savafan
http://img159.echo.cx/img159/1015/computernerdnude6bw.jpg

wheels
http://img179.echo.cx/img179/8261/beames3sk.jpg

GAC
http://myspace-971.vo.llnwd.net/00138/17/96/138186971_m.jpg

TeamCasey
http://www.vicious-faces.com/images/natron_soda/02.jpg

RedsBaron, Johnny Footstool and TRF
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/allsop/images/HFC/germany2004/mines%20bigger%20than%20yours.jpg

Cincinnati Chilli
http://img311.imageshack.us/img311/7431/topcatbike0sg.jpg

DunnersGirl, SandyD and TeamDunn on a trip out to LA
http://sportsbybrooks.com/MP1630.jpg

jmcclain19
08-28-2005, 05:15 AM
BCubb
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/9995/cowboycurtis2iz.jpg

SunDeck
http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/6759/mtzwami4yf.jpg

RedRead
http://reds.enquirer.com/2003/07/28/allen.jpg

Ricardo Cabesa, Smith288 Joseph and registerthis form the Redszone foursome
http://www.glasujzame.com/images/members/38296.jpg

princeton
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Nice%20Haircut.jpg

ravenlord and his future family
http://img159.echo.cx/img159/1306/mullet4he.jpg

KronoRed
08-28-2005, 05:20 AM
You suck


:lol:

KronoRed
08-28-2005, 05:25 AM
Sava, put some pants on buddy :runaway:


;)

jmcclain19
08-28-2005, 05:29 AM
SC Reds Fan
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Homer.jpg

remdog
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/popeye.jpg

edskin
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Man%20Of%20Your%20Dreams.jpg

unassisted
http://www.ultimatesavers.com/ScreenShots/1/696s.gif

LvJ
http://www.blacksheeppress.com/teapot2.gif

Caveat Emperor
http://img220.echo.cx/img220/1056/neobanana5rv.jpg

WVRed
http://www.costumesinc.com/Costumes/images/01605-std.jpg

Cedric
http://img237.echo.cx/img237/8020/something12op.jpg

Larkin Fan and two of his fellow Pre-med students
http://img237.echo.cx/img237/361/sad5ap.jpg

rdiersin
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Smeagol-01.jpg


That about does it for my collection - feel free to add as you see fit

KronoRed
08-28-2005, 05:40 AM
Gainesville Red
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/Kronosb/gatorsalesman.jpg

dman
08-28-2005, 07:39 AM
dman

http://www.tyler.net/tuggle/buford2.jpg

or

http://www.russmccubbin.com/james%20best.jpg

take your pick

GAC
08-28-2005, 07:41 AM
GEEZ! I needed that laugh! Thread of the year! I noticed you treaded lightly on the woman of Redszone though. You suck up! ;)

And I've met the ladies of Redszone at the gatherings, and after several beers all woman look like that!

But just to set the record straight, here's a pic from the last Redszone gathering.... (from left to right)

Reds Baron, CQ, Me, ChipR, creek's husband Bob (what she see's in Adam I'll never know), SC Red

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/14206.JPG

RedsBaron
08-28-2005, 07:49 AM
:laugh: Thanks! I'm still laughing! :thumbup: :bowrofl: :lol:

RedsBaron
08-28-2005, 09:25 AM
GEEZ! I needed that laugh! Thread of the year! I noticed you treaded lightly on the woman of Redszone though. You suck up! ;)

And I've met the ladies of Redszone at the gatherings, and after several beers all woman look like that!

But just to set the record straight, here's a pic from the last Redszone gathering.... (from left to right)

Reds Baron, CQ, Me, ChipR, creek's husband Bob (what she see's in Adam I'll never know), SC Red

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/14206.JPG
Chip's collar gave him away.
I thougt we agreed not to post photos of that gathering--my wife thought I was out of town on business.

Falls City Beer
08-28-2005, 10:15 AM
This thread kills.

paintmered
08-28-2005, 10:22 AM
Brilliant!

:bowrofl:

ghettochild
08-28-2005, 10:25 AM
bahahahhahahahah

TeamCasey
08-28-2005, 11:10 AM
Oh my goodness! :laugh:

Unassisted
08-28-2005, 11:10 AM
unassisted
http://www.ultimatesavers.com/ScreenShots/1/696s.gif

RedsZone is as RedsZone does. :laugh:

OnBaseMachine
08-28-2005, 11:21 AM
Hilarious. Best thread of the year. But I only got a 9?!?

DunnersGirl, SandyD and TeamDunn :eek: :luvu:

Puffy
08-28-2005, 11:31 AM
Josh,

You have way too much time on your hands.

The end,
Puffy

ochre
08-28-2005, 11:41 AM
nice hat puffy.

Roy Tucker
08-28-2005, 11:49 AM
This is some wacky, wacky stuff (he said in his best Johnny Carson voice).

Google image search can be a dangerous thing.

Josh, I would like to know how you found a real picture of me.

RBA
08-28-2005, 11:58 AM
No wonder Creek can barely walk. But she should have no problem floating.

remdog
08-28-2005, 12:09 PM
I want everyone to know that that is a very old picture of me. I gave up smoking about 25 years ago.

Good thread though. :p:

Rem

traderumor
08-28-2005, 12:12 PM
I got new glasses, though. Wire rimmed. My wife says they make me look HOT!!!

Hilarious Josh. Maybe that was you who was so bored you kept on calling my number last night and let me listen to your tv but wouldn't say anything? I wondered why the calls stopped. :p:

RBA
08-28-2005, 12:22 PM
Since you didn't get one of me. I figured this picture of "myself" would explain a few things.

http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2004/03/franken_200x252.jpg

RFS62
08-28-2005, 12:27 PM
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen here.

And accurate.


:beerme: :cool: :beerme:

KittyDuran
08-28-2005, 12:56 PM
Too cute... :beerme: I mentioned this thread to Wally Post at brunch today -thankfully we've (along with TeamBoone) have been omitted... :eek: [well except for Chip] :devil:

Reds4Life
08-28-2005, 01:17 PM
+10

Thread success!

:bowrofl:

Matt700wlw
08-28-2005, 01:18 PM
I'm going to have nightmares

RedsBaron
08-28-2005, 01:43 PM
No wonder Creek can barely walk. But she should have no problem floating.
Creek is one of the few RedsZoners I've met. That photo is definitely Creek. Oh maybe on a bad day, but Creek looks like that.

paintmered
08-28-2005, 01:58 PM
Creek is one of the few RedsZoners I've met. That photo is definitely Creek. Oh maybe on a bad day, but Creek looks like that.


It's amazing we get any work done at all when she's around.

captainmorgan07
08-28-2005, 02:02 PM
hillarious glad u all left me out

cincinnati chili
08-28-2005, 02:22 PM
Actually, it's not me, but the guy's got my haircut.

http://img311.imageshack.us/img311/7431/topcatbike0sg.jpg

M2 is much more intimidating in person
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Darth%20Vader.jpg

Westofyou's appearance really surprised me when I met him last year. I told him that I was expecting "The Unibomber" (which I was), but he actually looks like the lovechild of Bob Costas and Paul Sorvino.

KronoRed
08-28-2005, 02:37 PM
Found a small one of paintmered
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/Kronosb/time.gif

Joseph
08-28-2005, 02:45 PM
Funny funny funny!

Falls City Beer
08-28-2005, 02:47 PM
Westofyou's appearance really surprised me when I met him last year. I told him that I was expecting "The Unibomber" (which I was), but he actually looks like the lovechild of Bob Costas and Paul Sorvino.

So you're saying WOY looks like:

http://www.soapsite.com/ps/images/individuals/timmy13.jpg

RBA
08-28-2005, 02:58 PM
GALLAGHER


http://www.wattfarm.com/blog/archives/photos/Streaker.jpg

"JUNIOR IS NOT YOUR SAVIOR!"

TeamMorris
08-28-2005, 03:04 PM
:lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: I can't stop!!

Chip R
08-28-2005, 03:13 PM
I just found this picture. It's Team Boone and Team Morris deciding which one is going to give Team Griffey a bath.

http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/abc/desperate_housewives/_group_photos/felicity_huffman38.jpg

jmcclain19
08-28-2005, 04:02 PM
I'm ashamed, I seemingly forgot three photos

paintmered
http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Male%20Hooker.jpg

Matt700wlw
http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/4825/fatguy0oc.jpg

and Redsfaithful's new bride (Congrats JD ;) )
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/6125/republicans3tf.jpg

Falls City Beer
08-28-2005, 04:26 PM
"Too long you looked on the ones you never should have seen, blind to the ones you longed to see, to know! Blind from this hour on! Blind in the darkness—blind!"

--Oedipus the King

SunDeck
08-28-2005, 04:28 PM
Yep, that's me. Just missing the shield and the sequins, but otherwise, it's me.

Gainesville Red
08-28-2005, 05:10 PM
Absolutley belongs in the Archives. This will go down as the greatest..........post..............ever.

jmcclain19
08-28-2005, 07:58 PM
Somehow, I was able to obtain secret security footage of the last Redszone test administered to folks seeking access to the Old Red Guard Forum.

Looks like a few of them had a little help - you know who you are.

http://img159.echo.cx/img159/2620/cheaters9yd.jpg

KronoRed
08-28-2005, 08:23 PM
Freaking cheaters :lol:

RedsBaron
08-28-2005, 10:00 PM
Somehow, I was able to obtain secret security footage of the last Redszone test administered to folks seeking access to the Old Red Guard Forum.

Looks like a few of them had a little help - you know who you are.

http://img159.echo.cx/img159/2620/cheaters9yd.jpg
After they see what we "Old Red Guard" RedZoners really look like, there may not be as many folks seeking access to the Old Red Guard Forum. ;)
Of course, after they see what the women at RedsZone look like, a lot more men may seek access. :evil:

Caveat Emperor
08-29-2005, 02:07 AM
I had all the answers programmed into the "Banana Phone", but they wouldn't let me take it into the test.

GAC
08-29-2005, 09:15 AM
http://www.stretchthesillyman.com/images/S_on_Banana_phone.jpg

RFS62
08-29-2005, 09:17 AM
Redsfaithful?

http://www.governmentgrant.com/Images/insane.jpg

Redsfaithful
08-29-2005, 10:15 AM
re: and Redsfaithful's new bride (Congrats JD )

Yeah, I'm working on it. The things we do for love. ;) Thanks for the congrats, the wedding was awesome! And I have such an amazing wife that we actually saw two Reds games on our honeymoon. You can't really beat that.

registerthis
08-29-2005, 10:50 AM
GALLAGHER


http://www.wattfarm.com/blog/archives/photos/Streaker.jpg

"JUNIOR IS NOT YOUR SAVIOR!"HOW DID WHIFFEY DO TODAY???[B]

(Side note: I wonder where Gallagher is now? Wonder if he still reads Griffey's line in the box scores?)

flyer85
08-29-2005, 12:35 PM
:ughmamoru

RANDY IN INDY
08-29-2005, 03:02 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That's some funny stuff!

KronoRed
08-29-2005, 03:06 PM
HOW DID WHIFFEY DO TODAY???[B]

(Side note: I wonder where Gallagher is now? Wonder if he still reads Griffey's line in the box scores?)

I think he's around and he's Anti-Dunn now.

GAC
08-29-2005, 06:14 PM
Gallagher has been very busy since he found work

http://www.equuseroticus.com/Issue15e.jpg

traderumor
08-29-2005, 06:22 PM
Gallagher has been very busy since he found work

http://www.equuseroticus.com/Issue15e.jpgI thought that was M2? :evil:

Redsland
08-29-2005, 10:11 PM
:bowrofl:

Thread of the year!

:laugh:

Sean_CaseyRules
09-02-2005, 03:06 PM
So glad im not in there.....lol

M2
09-02-2005, 03:10 PM
I thought that was M2? :evil:

No cape. At all times the cape must be worn.

Blimpie
09-02-2005, 03:28 PM
Matt700wlw
http://www.offcenter.us/humor/fat_guy.jpgMatt700wlw...something is different about you. No, don't tell me...I know! You quit dyeing your beard, didn't you? ;)

Chip R
09-02-2005, 03:54 PM
No cape. At all times the cape must be worn.
You must be Frank Costanza's lawyer.

jmcclain19
11-21-2005, 07:13 AM
With Thanksgiving just around the corner, I just wanted to take a moment and thank the wonderful characters of Redszone.

Matt700wlw
11-22-2005, 12:37 AM
:lol: Wow....I'm ugly and fat :lol:

Tom Lawless Fan
11-24-2005, 02:47 PM
:(

Red Leader
11-25-2005, 04:09 PM
Richard Simmons? C'mon man. I ain't sweatin to any oldies.

RFS62
12-12-2006, 09:23 AM
Just poking around in the archives, and this thread deserves a bump every so often.

jmcclain19
12-14-2006, 03:29 AM
This thread still makes me laugh.

Ltlabner
12-14-2006, 08:29 AM
http://www.leconcombre.com/serials/comics/img12/abner/lilabner2.gif

Thought I'd get ahead of the curve and submit my picture. By the way, this is a picture of Mrs. Ltlabner and me from when we were "courting". Judging by her facial expression I'd say she was rather smitten with me.

Fortunatley, through my persistant pursuit (read: stalking) I was able to win her over (read: wear her down) and the rest has been 5 years of wedded bliss (read: Mexican Standoff).

Anywho, you'll be able to notice me in public because of my red shirt, striking physique and killer pomopadour.

chicoruiz
12-14-2006, 08:53 AM
5 years of wedded bliss (read: Mexican Standoff).

For some reason this reminds me of the standup comedian's line:

"I bought life insurance...and my wife bought life insurance......so now it's down to just a waiting game..."

gonelong
12-14-2006, 01:28 PM
A Google image search for "GL" turned up this fine photo of me:

http://www.cajunimages.com/images/striper.jpg

Heath
12-14-2006, 05:57 PM
It's only funny if mcclain can find you.......


:D

On edit - it looks like some people are "missing"...maybe Josh can find "new people".

:D

gonelong
12-14-2006, 06:02 PM
It's only funny if mcclain can find you.......


:D

Did you see that photo? How could he miss me !?!?!? :laugh:

GL

RFS62
12-14-2006, 06:08 PM
M2 is missing on the thread. Too bad, it was quite impressive, as I recall.