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redsfan30
10-06-2005, 09:22 AM
TOXIC VIDEO
Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 6:01am

Britney sex tape may surface.


A member of Britney Spears' entourage has reportedly copied an amateuer sex-tape of Britney Spears with husband, Kevin Federline. Us Magazine reports that,
"He has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant."
I can safely say that this would be the most downloaded thing in internet history if it does indeed become released.

SunDeck
10-06-2005, 09:39 AM
I'm having a hard time thinking this isn't planned.

savafan
10-06-2005, 09:46 AM
I'm having a hard time thinking this isn't planned.

Exactly, her career's on the outs and she's become a punchline for others in the industry. Releasing a sex tape and painting herself as a victim is what she needs to get back to the top. Look at what it did for Paris Hilton, turning her from a C-List celebutante to an A-List star (media standards, not my own).

After Pam and Tommy and Paris and Rick, I don't believe that anyone would make a sex tape anymore without the motive for it to someday be seen.

Blimpie
10-06-2005, 09:53 AM
I'm having a hard time thinking this isn't planned.Jenna the Survivor chick got outed doing the same thing. Her sex tape "somehow" got out and was being sold on the internet. After numerous denials about it, she finally fessed up that the download sales were being funnelled into her bank account.:rolleyes:

Hap
10-06-2005, 10:02 AM
I don't want to see Kevin Federline having sex.

redsfan30
10-06-2005, 10:12 AM
I don't want to see Kevin Federline having sex.
Kevin Federline.....no thanks.

The pre-pregnancy Britney Spears? I have a feeling there will be people wanting to watch that.

savafan
10-06-2005, 10:15 AM
I don't want to see Kevin Federline having sex.

Who watches porn for the men?

flyer85
10-06-2005, 12:23 PM
Who watches porn for the men?Women?:evil:

ghettochild
10-06-2005, 12:46 PM
Britney's toxic sex tape could be released

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reportedly fear a steamy home sex video is about to be made public. A member of the singer's entourage is believed to have copied one of the couple's personal video tapes - allegedly recorded while Britney was still expecting baby son Sean Preston - and is threatening to release it.

A source told America's Us Weekly magazine: "He has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant."

During her pregnancy, Britney confessed her sex life was the best it had ever been. The sexy singer insisted her bedroom romps with husband Kevin had been red hot since she conceived.

She confessed at the time: "I think it's the best. Sex is crazy good."
Britney also stunned viewers on her reality TV show, Chaotic, after she was shown begging Kevin for sex.

The blonde babe, who was not married to former dancer Kevin when the footage was shot, brands the couple's bedroom antics "so good" before begging her 26-year-old lover to let her take the day off from her Onyx hotel tour last year "to just **** all day."

The Toxic singer then turned her attention to the sex lives of her staff and crew - quizzing them about their favourite sexual positions.

http://www.tonight.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=2904867

and NOW we get


Is Britney’s husband acting like a baby?
Plus: McCartney says it’s ‘annoying’ to pay for own songs
By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Updated: 2:23 a.m. ET Oct. 6, 2005

Is there trouble in paradise for Britney Spears and her hubby?

The couple has acknowledged rough patches in the early days of their marriage, and it looks like having a baby hasn’t helped things. The buzz is that Kevin Federline — who walked out on his pregnant girlfriend and child to be with Spears — isn’t taking too well to fatherhood this time around either.

Since Spears brought home little Sean Preston, his dad has been “a real brat” — hitting golf balls, partying and chatting on the phone into until well until the night, an insider tells Life & Style Weekly. Spears has reportedly complained that she’s “raising two kids now.”

After one particularly nasty row, Federline moved into a friend’s house for three days, according to the mag. But Spears’ mom, Lynne, has reportedly come to the rescue and is helping the couple through its tough patch.

Spears’ rep didn’t respond to The Scoop’s request for comment.

URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9546077/

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"Uh, Pa, I cut my finger on the screen door again."

"Why you cotton-pickin'-"

ghettochild
10-06-2005, 12:49 PM
i figured it would be just a matter of time until Cletus started to up-and-leave her...like he's done before and before..

YEE HAW

savafan
10-06-2005, 12:53 PM
i figured it would be just a matter of time until Cletus started to up-and-leave her...like he's done before and before..

YEE HAW

Yep, can't say I'm surprised.

MWM
10-06-2005, 01:00 PM
I don't get what the big draw is to taping yourself having sex. Seriously, why do people do this? Makes no sense to me.

flyer85
10-06-2005, 01:05 PM
i figured it would be just a matter of time until Cletus started to up-and-leave her...like he's done before and before..

YEE HAW... and people are actually surprised when it happens again. Gosh he did it the last time, why does anyone(are you listening Britt) think it will not happen again.

ghettochild
10-06-2005, 01:05 PM
I don't get what the big draw is to taping yourself having sex. Seriously, why do people do this? Makes no sense to me.
lord knows i wouldn't want to see myself nekkid on a tv screen


or millions of computers across the country :bang: :help:

KronoRed
10-06-2005, 01:05 PM
I don't get what the big draw is to taping yourself having sex. Seriously, why do people do this? Makes no sense to me.
So it can be released on the internet :bang:

Blimpie
10-06-2005, 01:07 PM
I don't get what the big draw is to taping yourself having sex. Seriously, why do people do this? Makes no sense to me.http://sidereus.org/library/cash-preview.jpg

Paris Hilton's tape reportedly sold 280,000 LEGAL copies during it's first week. Yes, I realize that Britney's tape would be more like Tonya Harding's than it would Paris Hilton's...just sayin.

OldRightHander
10-06-2005, 01:32 PM
http://sidereus.org/library/cash-preview.jpg

Paris Hilton's tape reportedly sold 280,000 LEGAL copies during it's first week. Yes, I realize that Britney's tape would be more like Tonya Harding's than it would Paris Hilton's...just sayin.

I doubt that I could bring that much. I wouldn't want to look at me with no clothes anyway, and I sure as heck don't want anyone else looking at my wife. I'm rather selfish as far as that goes.

redsfan30
10-06-2005, 01:38 PM
I doubt that I could bring that much. I wouldn't want to look at me with no clothes anyway, and I sure as heck don't want anyone else looking at my wife. I'm rather selfish as far as that goes.
Exactly. Nobody in thier right mind would want to look at a normal person doing that sort of thing on television.

A sex tape involving pre-pregnancy Britney Spears however, would break sales records all over the world.

SunDeck
10-06-2005, 01:40 PM
I don't get what the big draw is to taping yourself having sex. Seriously, why do people do this? Makes no sense to me.

Self improvement?

"Pause that for a second, honey. I gotta review that move."

redsfan30
10-06-2005, 01:43 PM
Self improvement?

"Pause that for a second, honey. I gotta review that move."
LOL.

"After reviewing the play, the move in the bed stands. The husband is not charged with a timeout!"

SunDeck
10-06-2005, 01:59 PM
LOL.

"After reviewing the play, the move in the bed stands. The husband is not charged with a timeout!"

Even better! :laugh:

But his arm was clearly moving forward...

Blimpie
10-06-2005, 02:03 PM
Even better! :laugh:

But his arm was clearly moving forward...Can you speak up honey? It sounded like you said something about a TUCK rule?

flyer85
10-06-2005, 02:12 PM
Can you speak up honey? It sounded like you said something about a TUCK rule?she told you to tuck that ridiculous thing back in and leave it put away.

Blimpie
10-06-2005, 02:19 PM
she told you to tuck that ridiculous thing back in and leave it put away.I resemble that remark.

flyer85
10-06-2005, 02:19 PM
I resemble that remark.ah ... must be married.

OldRightHander
10-06-2005, 02:21 PM
I resemble that remark.

I just have one problem. I grew up in the country and when the old timers said that every responsible person builds a shed over his important tools, I followed their advice.

flyer85
10-06-2005, 02:30 PM
I just have one problem. I grew up in the country and when the old timers said that every responsible person builds a shed over his important tools, I followed their advice.You may need this.

http://therestlessmouse.zoovy.com/product/0421

WMR
10-06-2005, 04:21 PM
You may need this.

http://therestlessmouse.zoovy.com/product/0421

Better hurry! Production has been discontinued and only 18 remain!

Caveat Emperor
10-06-2005, 05:49 PM
LOL.

"After reviewing the play, the move in the bed stands. The husband is not charged with a timeout!"

I'm just picturing the Miller Lite referree coming out of nowhere in this grainy, night-vision footage of Brittney and Kevin, throwing the flag right at them and charging them with personal foul, unnecessary buffness...

CTA513
10-06-2005, 06:10 PM
Will this video be available in time for christmas? ;)

ghettochild
10-06-2005, 06:37 PM
Intentional Tastemask

TeamMorris
10-06-2005, 09:10 PM
:barf: That is all I have to say.

RFS62
10-06-2005, 10:14 PM
That skank-ho is selling our tape?

I need a lawyer.

jmcclain19
10-07-2005, 12:53 AM
That skank-ho is selling our tape?

I need a lawyer.

Kevin Federline just isn't the man you fell in love with, is it?

MrCinatit
10-07-2005, 07:10 AM
but wait...there already is an "official" Brittney Spears sex tape...with Anna Kournikova...i mean...it says the OFFICIAL Brittney and Anna tape...what other Brittney and Anna ARE there!!???!!!!
geez, i hope i didn't shell out 59.99 for a fake.

REDREAD
10-07-2005, 04:02 PM
I don't get what the big draw is to taping yourself having sex. Seriously, why do people do this? Makes no sense to me.

You mean you don't review tapes of every game to see what you did wrong? :)

smith288
10-07-2005, 04:06 PM
You mean you don't review tapes of every game to see what you did wrong? :)
When you are perfection... No tape is needed for reviewing purposes. ;)

Oh Yea!

OldRightHander
10-07-2005, 04:09 PM
You mean you don't review tapes of every game to see what you did wrong? :)

It doesn't take video. Women have a permanent memory bank and will store away ANYTHING you ever do wrong, in bed or out, and can retrieve it at any moment.