PDA

View Full Version : The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list



savafan
12-14-2005, 12:56 PM
Talking Dick Vitale alarm clock. Wake up to Dick V's voice with 14 sayings.

Manufacturer's age: 6 years and up

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000083DZN.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://www.santastoystore.net/c/Clock_Toys/Dick_Vitale_Alarm_Clock_B000083DZN.htm

Red Leader
12-14-2005, 12:57 PM
Awesome, baybeee!

deltachi8
12-14-2005, 01:24 PM
Awesome, baybeee!


With a capital A.

Time for this diaper dandy to rise and shine

Red Leader
12-14-2005, 01:27 PM
"Time to get up and be a PTP-er" :laugh:

smith288
12-14-2005, 02:29 PM
that would meet the blunt end of this

http://www.wfrfire.com/website/misc/tools/sledham.gif

KronoRed
12-14-2005, 02:51 PM
After that I'd set it on fire :runaway:

cumberlandreds
12-14-2005, 03:16 PM
I would imagine one of the sayings is Dickie V singing the Duke fight song?;)

westofyou
12-14-2005, 04:31 PM
I sat behind Dick at a Giants game once, every couple of innings someone would spot him and imitate his vigorous yell. It was not amusing

Yachtzee
12-14-2005, 09:03 PM
I sat behind Dick at a Giants game once, every couple of innings someone would spot him and imitate his vigorous yell. It was not amusing

Of course the real question is, does Dick talk like that when he's not broadcasting? I just can't imagine what he might sound like carrying on a normal conversation.

WVRed
12-14-2005, 09:08 PM
I would imagine one of the sayings is Dickie V singing the Duke fight song?;)

I think whoever made this alarm clock should make a Duke Edition.

GAC
12-14-2005, 09:09 PM
I'd end up breaking it the first time it went off. :lol:

REDREAD
12-19-2005, 10:42 PM
Of course the real question is, does Dick talk like that when he's not broadcasting? I just can't imagine what he might sound like carrying on a normal conversation.

No, I had an opportunity to talk to him about 10 minutes years ago, and he spoke in a normal tone. Of course I had an ACC school sweatshirt on :laugh: . He's a good guy and a great sport about himself.

I get tired of hearing him broadcast at times, but you've got to give the guy credit. He created an image that made him a lot of cash.

I'm going to buy some of those clocks, as soon as they get marked down to $10 or so.. $25 is too much to spend on a gag gift.

Falls City Beer
12-19-2005, 10:55 PM
I open a thread on the perfect suicide-inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list and here I think you're talking about Reds' season tickets. Ba-doom-crash!