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realreds1
01-18-2006, 09:59 PM
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseball/this-is-not-a-picture-of-chastity-bono-149369.php


This Is Not A Picture Of Chastity Bono

Far be it from us to mock a guy for going back to rediscover his roots and promote the game of baseball internationally … but sweet God, what has happened to former Reds reliever Danny Graves? When you get back from Vietnam, before you head to Indians training camp … might we suggest a workout regimen? Like, a serious one?




The Comments section is a fun place, too.

KronoRed
01-18-2006, 10:06 PM
Yikes.

Chip R
01-18-2006, 10:49 PM
My goodness! I guess he really doesn't want to feel small anymore and he's doing a fine job of it. I bet I know why he's gained all that weight. So he can have more room for tattoos. ;)

traderumor
01-18-2006, 11:43 PM
A girl's headband?

Dom Heffner
01-18-2006, 11:54 PM
Can anyone post that topless picture of Dante Bichette from a few years back?

I need to cleanse the palette.

Caveat Emperor
01-18-2006, 11:55 PM
"In preparation for his trip to Vietnam, Danny Graves visited several dozen Oriental Buffets in the Cleveland area..."

ghettochild
01-19-2006, 12:18 AM
http://www.northernstars.ca/actorsstu/Media/schellenberg.jpg

Big Klu
01-19-2006, 12:35 AM
I have only one thing to say:

BOOOOOOOOO DANNY GRAVES!

MrCinatit
01-19-2006, 08:21 AM
oh,
danny, danny, danny, danny, danny, danny, danny.
(sorry...i'm not saying his name over and over...just counting dannys)

Ravenlord
01-19-2006, 08:29 AM
i swear i thought that was a woman until i started reading the comments.

GAC
01-19-2006, 09:03 AM
I saw another angle shot of that same pic yesterday, and thought the very same thing many of you are - YIKES!

Chastity Bono.... that's a good one! :lol:

15fan
01-19-2006, 09:05 AM
Yowza.

There must be a serious post-game buffet in the Mets locker room...

deltachi8
01-19-2006, 09:23 AM
If Danny ends up here in Buffalo this summer, I better make sure i have my share of Beef on Wick, Duff Wings, Sponge Candy, and LaNova Pizza now....

redsfan30
01-19-2006, 09:28 AM
Wow. Just.......wow.

RFS62
01-19-2006, 09:37 AM
They're talking about it non-stop on XM right now.

Roy Tucker
01-19-2006, 09:44 AM
I saw another angle shot of that same pic yesterday, and thought the very same thing many of you are - YIKES!


I saw the same photo and really-honest-to-God thought for a few seconds that Danny was his mom and his mom was the grandmother or something.

I guess he's going for a new look.

WMR
01-19-2006, 11:35 AM
Yeah he's still a multi-millionaire.

Chip R
01-19-2006, 11:53 AM
Yeah he's still a multi-millionaire.

He certainly hasn't been missing any meals, that's for sure.

smith288
01-19-2006, 01:53 PM
Does anyone know where his chin meets up with his neck or if it does at all?

Caveat Emperor
01-19-2006, 04:20 PM
Does anyone know where his chin meets up with his neck or if it does at all?

He decided to get rid of his chin because it was tipping his pitches.

BoydsOfSummer
01-19-2006, 05:17 PM
Check out the comments. "His weight is still lower than his e.r.a." BAHA...classic!

RFS62
01-19-2006, 05:18 PM
Check out the comments. "His weight is still lower than his e.r.a." BAHA...classic!


A sumo wrestler's weight is less than his ERA

WVRedsFan
01-19-2006, 05:42 PM
i swear i thought that was a woman until i started reading the comments.

A very ugly woman.

What the spread on he'll never be in the majors again?

37red
01-19-2006, 06:02 PM
I don't know, the reds are always looking for a rehab job.....

M2
01-19-2006, 06:09 PM
Now the bloom is off the rose
I suppose
They call her matron now

Heath
01-19-2006, 06:40 PM
Why am I thinking U2's Mysterious Ways right now??? :confused: :yikes:

GAC
01-19-2006, 07:37 PM
Yeah he's still a multi-millionaire.

He's eating right through it too. ;)

Team Clark
01-21-2006, 11:20 PM
Reminds me of Sean Lennon

TeamBoone
01-21-2006, 11:22 PM
Hey TC! We haven't seen your thoughts about the new ownership and its perceived lackluster first day.

KronoRed
01-22-2006, 12:37 AM
He's eating right through it too. ;)
Money doesn't taste good

Just sayin

GAC
01-22-2006, 05:59 AM
Reminds me of Sean Lennon

Has he ballooned out like Danny? Maybe he should listen to Yoko (like his Dad did) and get on one of those macro-biotic diets, or write Eva Longeria on what her secret to looking like a Cambodian refugee is? ;)

smith288
01-22-2006, 02:20 PM
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/dannygravesspeaks.jpg
Food has been berry berry good to me....

Sea Ray
01-23-2006, 11:34 AM
You know this is a common problem to Reds' players and I hope Narron and Co get a handle on it. Look at rookie pictures of Kearns, Graves and Dunn. There's no comparison. These guys need to get serious about their workout regimes. Who cares about Graves...he's an ex-Red now but his problem persists with other Reds' players. If Austin Kearns shows up hefty again this Spring he could be the Danny Graves of 2006.

This is an area this organization could greatly improve upon.