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BuckU
02-16-2006, 03:02 PM
Cincinnati Reds pitcher Paul Wilson kisses his wife Shannon after she dropped him off at training camp, Thursday, Feb. 16, 2006, in Sarasota, Fla. (AP Photo/Al Behrman)

Red Leader
02-16-2006, 03:04 PM
Ohhh, honey. You left your right arm in the car. I'll get it.

Barbarossa
02-16-2006, 03:06 PM
"You be careful Honey, don't try to do too much the first day"

Caveat Emperor
02-16-2006, 03:07 PM
Paul Wilson's "Best of Both Worlds": Party up front AND Party in the back!

or

"Paul Wilson's wife filed for divorce today, citing that his recent VORK had fallen to the level that she was just better off with a Replacement Kisser"

traderumor
02-16-2006, 03:08 PM
"Make sure you bring the Red SUV tomorrow to match my red shorts."

RedFanAlways1966
02-16-2006, 03:17 PM
REDS fans shutter when seeing this photo of Mr. & Mrs. Wilson. :eek:

The last REDS wife with as much control over a REDS pitcher was the wife of the REDS 2003 Opening Day starter.

p.s. His last name rhymes with feigns... like feigns being a ML starter. :help:

westofyou
02-16-2006, 03:18 PM
Danny Graves visits Reds

Red Leader
02-16-2006, 03:20 PM
I'll right, I'll be home for good at the end of April honey. Did you remember to plug in the ice machine? Well, gotta go earn my paycheck. Love you...

Chip R
02-16-2006, 03:20 PM
Just pretend like I'm Anna Benson.

RedsManRick
02-16-2006, 03:26 PM
"Just remember Honey, by May you'll be in full-time rehab again and we'll see each other every day."

KearnsyEars
02-16-2006, 03:32 PM
"Don't worry sweetheart. Spring training will keep me busy and in no time I'll be back in Cincinnati"

Translation: Run a few poles, (cutting them short of course), High stakes poker with Dunn and Kearns, Shag BP endlessly, chew and rub snuff like it was his first time doing it, Falling off the wagon and finding the best Winter Haven happy hour, night sweats from lack of alchohol, blacking out, and blowing his meal money at strip joints.

KearnsyEars
02-16-2006, 03:33 PM
oh yeah and occasionally the weather channel and jeopardy sit-ins against wily mo

BuckU
02-16-2006, 03:40 PM
"We're wearing matching thongs.....and I don't mean flip-flops"

KronoRed
02-16-2006, 05:05 PM
I have no caption other then GOOD GRIEF is that a car behind them or a battleship? :lol:

Red Leader
02-16-2006, 05:07 PM
I have no caption other then GOOD GRIEF is that a car behind them or a battleship? :lol:

Napoleon complex. :laugh:

SunDeck
02-16-2006, 05:26 PM
Shannon Wilson shows off her new "Inflata-Paul", the life like, easy blow up likeness of her husband, Paul.

KearnsyEars
02-16-2006, 09:42 PM
Guys Night Out!

KronoRed
02-16-2006, 09:48 PM
Napoleon complex. :laugh:
Really..I mean Wilson is listed at 6'5 and the car is way above his head.

She's at least a foot shorter then he is, how the heck do they get in? a running start? :laugh:

Heath
02-16-2006, 10:00 PM
Really..I mean Wilson is listed at 6'5 and the car is way above his head.

She's at least a foot shorter then he is, how the heck do they get in? a running start? :laugh:

Its a Cadillac Escalade - basically a $70,000 Suburban. Big car. Drove one around once - feels like you are in a cockpit of a plane.

reds44
02-17-2006, 12:08 AM
"Before you get home, cut your hair".

MartyFan
02-17-2006, 01:14 AM
"I dig you too, Baby...Crap! Camera's! My wife will kill me if she sees this"

MartyFan
02-17-2006, 01:16 AM
"Kiss me like a WOMAN...these flip-flops are gettin a few of the guys worried"

Ohioballplayer
02-17-2006, 06:39 AM
Honey, I will be home in a week, Krivsky's new reign does not allow pitch to contact pitchers :(

Well Paul, does this mean I have to fire Raul the pool boy?
Don't worry he cannot compare to you sweetie, see ya soon.

KearnsyEars
02-17-2006, 01:52 PM
LOL @ ohioBP

Blimpie
02-17-2006, 01:56 PM
"and to think that Mark Grace thought "slump-busters" were only to be called upon if your team was in the midst of a pennant race...."