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Redsland
02-28-2006, 12:57 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060224/capt.81ca54a3a64040e0838569883f39cedc.yankees_spri ng_baseball_flrb109.jpg

RedsManRick
02-28-2006, 01:00 PM
Juuuuuuuuuuust a bit inside...

The Yankees take "keeping your eyes on the ball" to a whole new level...

traderumor
02-28-2006, 01:06 PM
"From the makers of the Opti-Grab, we have Hit King Batting Glasses"

Read this testimonial from Brandon Larson, third baseman for the Washington Nationals:
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10120000/10120700.jpg
"When I was with the Reds, as you can see from this picture, I had a lazy eye. It was fine to hit AAA pitching, but when I got to the big leagues, the dang thing messed me up so that I couldn't hit a curveball for nothing.

Then I started using Hit King Batting Glasses. Next thing I knew, I was spraying the ball all over the place in the local Big League batting cage. I'd pump that machine up to 90 MPH and zing, the ball was flying off my bat. I invited Jimmy Bowden over to watch me hit and he signed me on the spot."