View Full Version : Non leap year end of February caption contest

02-28-2006, 10:56 PM
By the way, does anybody ever win these contests? ;)


02-28-2006, 11:08 PM
It's Gone!!!

03-01-2006, 12:27 AM
Giambi: "I should have listened to you Alex and Derek when you said those Times Square hookers make you itch down there."

03-01-2006, 02:49 AM
It's Gone!!!

Krono won.:laugh:

03-01-2006, 06:44 AM
Giambi's unique approach at the old "hidden ball trick"

03-01-2006, 09:03 AM
I can't top Krono's.. :notworthy

Red Leader
03-01-2006, 09:08 AM
Giambi: "So, then I tell Steinbrenner, bring me to New York and I'll win you a championship. Isn't that worth at least $100 million to you?"

Jeter: "I told him he could watch me and Mariah for a night, and the contract was done within 5 minutes."

A-Rod: "I told him I could afford to buy those pictures of him in a chicken suit and S&M gear from Bowden if he didn't trade for me...."

03-01-2006, 09:19 AM
Giambi: "okay, which one of you jokers put super glue on my cup?"


Jason Giambi demonstrates the new steriod test being used by MLB


Giambi: "Stienbrenner walked in on me in the locker room and accused me of being on steriods again"

Arod: "Whatever gave him that idea?"

Giambi: "Well I just got back from the shower. And the water was cold..."

Derek: "Oh... You mean... shrinkage."

Giambi: "Yes. Significant shrinkage!"

03-01-2006, 12:16 PM
I lost it in an unfortunate shmelting accident.

03-01-2006, 02:44 PM
They've grown a lot since I knocked off the juice!

03-01-2006, 03:26 PM
Did you guys get a look at Bonds? I'm just checkin to see if Balco messed up my order too.

03-01-2006, 03:38 PM
There are some great captions for this photo here, I'm a big fan of the "Captain America" one:


Personally I think we should pay equal attention to the A-Rod jazz hands photo:


By the way, Deadspin will be "profiling" the Reds tomorrow in anticipation of the season. Keep your eyes open.

03-01-2006, 04:24 PM
Giambi: "Yep, that Tony Womack was one of these when it came to hitting. Can you believe there was a team dumb enough to sign him?"

Jeter & ARod: "HA! HA!"

03-01-2006, 05:48 PM
Giambi: Joe said that George wants more "small ball" this year. I got good news for him cause I got two of them right here.