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max venable
03-06-2006, 03:03 PM
Here are a few of mine:

"Are you talking to me?" Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

"You can't handle the truth." Col. Nathan R. Jessup, A Few Good Men

"Say hello to my little friend!" Tony Montana, Scarface

"Go ahead, make my day." Harry Callahan, Sudden Impact

Red Leader
03-06-2006, 03:17 PM
Can these be entire quotes, or just one-liners?

If they are just one-liners, I'm going to have to go with:

"Your uncle molests collies." Ty Webb, Caddyshack

"I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
[A shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head.]
...and a clean pair of shorts. Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

[while Jane is erotically sucking his finger] I've got nine more. Lt. Frank Drebbin, The Naked Gun

max venable
03-06-2006, 03:32 PM
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer! Ace Ventura

VI_RedsFan
03-06-2006, 03:36 PM
My favorite quotes are any of Jim Carrey's lines from Ace Ventura.

RL and Max- Those are good ones.

max venable
03-06-2006, 03:41 PM
Do NOT, go in there! --Ace Ventura

Red Leader
03-06-2006, 03:46 PM
"Pretty hot in these rhinos" Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls

LincolnparkRed
03-06-2006, 04:07 PM
I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.

As the ending to American Beauty

LoganBuck
03-06-2006, 04:15 PM
"You can get a good look at a butcher by sticking your head up his butt, no wait it has to be your bull." - Tommy Callahan, Tommy Boy

max venable
03-06-2006, 04:30 PM
Sir Bedevere addressing the rabble on how to identify witches
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think shes a witch?
Peasant: Why, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: II got better.
--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Blimpie
03-06-2006, 04:59 PM
Sir Bedevere addressing the rabble on how to identify witches
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think shes a witch?
Peasant: Why, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: II got better.
--Monty Python and the Holy GrailThe Holy Grail and Life of Brian both warrant threads unto themselves...

pedro
03-06-2006, 05:04 PM
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

(Caddyshack)

Johnny Footstool
03-06-2006, 06:46 PM
I stayed up late last night watching "Red Dawn" just so I could hear the immortal line "rub a butt on him!"

RedsIn07
03-06-2006, 07:58 PM
The Usual Suspects
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
"And like that... he was gone"

Poltergeist:
"They're heeere"

Forrest Gump:
"Lieutenant Dan. You got legs!"
"I'm sorry I ruined your black panther party."
"Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner..."

BUTLER REDSFAN
03-06-2006, 08:31 PM
you gonna pull them triggers or just whistle dixie--outlaw josie wales

Falls City Beer
03-06-2006, 08:36 PM
"Move over and let me pass, or they'll be pullin' these Hush Puppies out your ****** ******' a**!"

Rudy Ray Moore, Dolemite

MrCinatit
03-06-2006, 08:48 PM
wouwd anyone ewse wike to have a wittwe chuckwe about my good fwend fwom Wome...Biggus Diggus?

pedro
03-06-2006, 11:13 PM
Forrest Gump never fails to make me laugh.

KronoRed
03-06-2006, 11:16 PM
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
-Dr.Strangelove

MrCinatit
03-07-2006, 06:44 AM
Don't ask me about my family, Kay. - The GodfatherI'm out of order! You're out of order! This whole court's out of order! - ...And Justice For All
I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps.
He was drafted - MASH
Gentlemen! Gentlemen! You Can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove
My God! It's Adolph Hitler! - Attack of the Killer Tomatos
Swallow this - Evil Dead II
That still only counts as one! - LOTR: Return of the King
The names Bond. James Bond - Dr. No.

Puffy
03-07-2006, 10:04 AM
http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29115&highlight=movie+quotes

guttle11
03-07-2006, 11:28 AM
"This is my friend Mr. Wang, no offense"

-Caddyshack

guttle11
03-07-2006, 11:35 AM
Deb:"I'm trying to save money for college"

Kip(in background): "Your mom goes to college."

-Napoleon Dynamite.

flyer85
03-07-2006, 11:45 AM
"There's no crying in baseball" - Jimmy Duggan

jmbraun773
03-07-2006, 11:47 AM
Edited: Use of masked profanity, violates rule #4

~ R4L

SunDeck
03-07-2006, 12:11 PM
From the Dirty Dozen:

Pinkley: [impersonating a General] Where are you from, son?
Soldier: Madison City, Missouri, sir!
Pinkley: Never heard of it.


...and of course, the one in my sig, from Waiting for Guffman.

Maldonado
03-07-2006, 12:35 PM
[QUOTE=RedsIn07]The Usual Suspects
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
"And like that... he was gone"

Fantastic line, and is also one of my favorites.

Here it goes:

"Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism dude, at least it's an ethos". Walter from "The Big Lebowski"

Chip R
03-07-2006, 01:01 PM
Either knock off the masked profanity or this thread is going to be closed.

SunDeck
03-07-2006, 01:03 PM
Raising Arizona:

Old man in the bank: Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.

max venable
03-07-2006, 01:09 PM
Either knock off the masked profanity or this thread is going to be closed.
Not familiar with that one...Funny though. What movie is it from?

dman
03-07-2006, 10:21 PM
I'm your Huckleberry - Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone

You die first, get it? Your friends may get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe - Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell) in Tombstone

What is that Holiday, twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's judt not your game. I know, let's have a spelling contest.- Ike Clanton and Doc Holiday in Tombstone

And finally, one more from Tombstone:

Why it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk you can't hit nothin'. In Fact, you're probably seeing double.
I have two guns, one for each of you. Billy Clanton and Doc Holiday

max venable
03-08-2006, 11:07 AM
Will Turner: You cheated!

Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

MrCinatit
03-08-2006, 11:23 AM
reporter: are you a mod, or a rocker?
Ringo: I'm a mocker.

reporter: what do you call that hairstyle?
George: Arther.
both from A Hard Day's Night

Network, and in my opinion, the greatest quote in movie history: I want you to get up from your chair! I want you to open your window! I want you to open your window! I want you to stick your head out of your window, and I want you to yell "I'm as mad as hell, and i'm not going to take it any more!"

Blimpie
03-08-2006, 11:33 AM
Raising Arizona:

Old man in the bank: Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.Tons of lines from this flick...I also like:

Thief # 1 to Thief # 2: "Get some balloons while you're in there. Babies love balloons."

Thief to General Store Clerk: "Hey, Old Timer--are these those balloons that blow up into lots of funny shapes and such?"

General Store Clerk: "Nope. Lessen 'round' is funny..."

Sean_CaseyRules
03-09-2006, 01:24 PM
Best one word movie quote EVER!!!!!!!
Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE.

WMR
03-09-2006, 02:07 PM
"Hey, Rick, I never made a slam dunk before. Thanks for the boost."
"No ifs, ands, or buts.... well, maybe a few butts.... BIG ONESSSS"
- Cable Guy

"you have no idea how hard it is being really really really ridiculously good-looking"- zoolander

"is this your homework larry?"
"Walter! we're not talking about the people who built the railroad here!"
"Donnie, you're out of your element"
"Nice marmant (sp?)"

"That's a big twinkie"
"She sleeps above her covers.... FOUR FEET above her covers"
"Don't cross the streams; Why?; It would be bad"
"That must be some cockroach"
- Ghostbusters

"Tina come eat your dinner!"
"Napoleon fix ya some quesa-DILLas"
ND
- Napoleon

Falls City Beer
03-09-2006, 07:01 PM
"Tina come eat your dinner!"
"Napoleon fix ya some quesa-DILLas"
ND
- Napoleon

Rex Kwon Do: "...the wisdom--of a man."

westofyou
03-09-2006, 07:08 PM
May I have 10,000 marbles?

*Flounder*

Hoosier Red
03-09-2006, 07:27 PM
"I know a little german, he's standing over there." Top Secret
"Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, 'I drank what?'" --Real Genius

Coffeybro
03-09-2006, 08:02 PM
Morpheus: If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain
-The Matrix

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
-The Matrix

Neo: Do you always look at it encoded?
Cypher: Have to. The image translators sort of work for the construct programs but there's way too much information to decode the Matrix. You get used to it, though. Your brain does the translating. I don't even see the
code. All I see is blonde, brunette, and redhead.
-The Matrix (I get this being a programmer)

King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

GAC
03-09-2006, 08:33 PM
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" - Godfather

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives." - Braveheart

"Life is pain, princess, anyone who says differently is selling something."
- Wesley The Princess Bride

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" - Airplane

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get" - Forrest Gump

"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"
"INCONCEIVABLE!" - Vizzini (Princess Bride)

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Blazing Saddles

"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster."

"Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do you?"

"In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

"A mans got to know his limitations"

"Well, he shoulda armed himself, if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

- Clint Eastwood

OldRightHander
03-10-2006, 12:22 PM
"Every man dies. Not every man really lives." - Braveheart



There are a lot of good lines in that movie.

"Some men are longer than others...So your ma's been telling you stories about me."

"I didn't think you were in the tent that long."

and the subtitled line from a conversation in French

"Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for."

Chip R
03-10-2006, 12:29 PM
There are a lot of good lines in that movie.

"Some men are longer than others...So your ma's been telling you stories about me."

"I didn't think you were in the tent that long."

and the subtitled line from a conversation in French

"Frenchmen don't know what a tongue is for."

Actually, I think she said "Englishmen".

OldRightHander
03-10-2006, 02:31 PM
Actually, I think she said "Englishmen".

I think you're right. I had French on the brain since that was the language they were talking in. Oops.

WMR
03-12-2006, 02:19 AM
"What goes around ... really goes around." - Fallen

"Dude! The chinaman is not the issue here!" - BL

"Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber you go and do this ... And TOTALLY redeem yourself!" - Dumb and Dumber

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Animal House

RedsBaron
03-12-2006, 07:48 AM
"Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do you?"


"A mans got to know his limitations"



- Clint Eastwood
I was able to use Eastwood's line from "Magnum Force" about a man needing to know his limitations during a trial last month, although I know I didn't deliver the line as well as Clint did. I wanted to use, but couldn't figure out a way to make it fit the trial, his line about feeling lucky. Oh how I wanted to say: "Do you feel lucky punk?":D

GAC
03-12-2006, 08:10 AM
I was able to use Eastwood's line from "Magnum Force" about a man needing to know his limitations during a trial last month, although I know I didn't deliver the line as well as Clint did. I wanted to use, but couldn't figure out a way to make it fit the trial, his line about feeling lucky. Oh how I wanted to say: "Do you feel lucky punk?":D

Your exchange might have ended up with this then...

"You want answers?"
"I want the truth!"
"You can't handle the truth!" :lol:

Other great lines....

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"He-e-e-e-re's Johnnie!"

"You talkin' to me?"

"I am Spartacus."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like...victory."

and from John Wayne (one of my favorites)....

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

RedsBaron
03-12-2006, 08:13 AM
Fron "Casablanca":
"Captain Renault: Carl, see that Major Strasser gets a good table, one close to the ladies.
Carl: I have already given him the best, knowing he is German and would take it anyway."

"Major Strasser: Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the Germans in their beloved Paris?
Rick: It's not particularly my beloved Paris.
Heinz: Can you imagine us in London?
Rick: When you get there, ask me!
Captain Renault: Hmmh! Diplomatist!
Major Strasser: How about New York?
Rick: Well, there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade."

"Captain Renault: How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce."

"Rick: I stick my neck out for nobody."

"Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world."

"Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: Oh, thank you very much."

"Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine."

"Rick: Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Ilsa: But what about us?
Rick: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.
Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you.
Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now...Her's looking at you kid."

"Rick: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

MrCinatit
03-12-2006, 09:43 AM
Did Doogie Howser just steal my car? - Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

You have failed me for the last...nice shoes!
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Nice tuxedo. Nice tuxedo to die in - Six String Samurai

They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.
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This is my corn. You people are guest in my corn!
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Hey...Dad...You wanna have a catch? - i am sure you all know what that one's from.

RedsBaron
03-12-2006, 01:47 PM
Hey...Dad...You wanna have a catch? - i am sure you all know what that one's from.
No, I can't quite place it. I'll keep thinking....I'm sure I will eventually recall which movie that quote is from.......

dman
03-12-2006, 04:12 PM
"My word, you're a tripod. What do you feed that thing? It's like a baby's arm holding an apple. The good news is, you ever get tired you can use it as a kickstand and hold yourself up." Nigel Powers (Michael Caine) speaking with Mini Me in Goldmember.

GAC
03-12-2006, 07:21 PM
Just watched Princess Bride today. That one is filled with excellent quotes. :lol:

max venable
03-12-2006, 09:25 PM
Just watched Princess Bride today. That one is filled with excellent quotes. :lol:
Miracle Max: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.


Inigo Montoya: He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.


Vizzini: No more rhyming now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody wanna peanut?