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remdog
04-13-2006, 10:13 PM
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your I.Q.?"


The man replies, "150", and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and sexual proclivities.


The man is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.


Again the robot serves him a perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your I.Q.?"


"About 100," the man responds.


Immediately, the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, fishing, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.


Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your I.Q.?"


"Er ... 50, I think," the man replies.


And the robot says ... real slowly ... "So ..... ya gonna follow the Cubs again this year?"

Rem

SirFelixCat
04-13-2006, 11:20 PM
CLASSIC!


For those that enjoy this sort of comedy (and who doesn't), there is a decent flick called "Mind the Gap" which isn't really a funny movie, but has a scene that is baseball related and HILARIOUS...good drama flick, imo.

GAC
04-14-2006, 03:35 AM
Shouldn't the robot's response have been.... "Ya gonna MANAGE the Cubs this year?"

:lol:

KronoRed
04-14-2006, 04:08 AM
Shouldn't the robot's response have been.... "Ya gonna MANAGE the Cubs this year?"

:lol:
That would 5 not 50 :devil:

RedFanAlways1966
04-14-2006, 07:45 AM
Greart joke, rem! Thanks for sharing! :D