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BCubb2003
04-19-2006, 03:05 AM
Don't worry, he's just week-to-week.

It's not the hitter-friendly ballpark, it's the hitter-friendly pitching.

It's not the lack of hitting with runners in scoring position, it's the too-much pitching with runners in scoring position.

Right now Bob Castellini is like the guy with the vegetable stand in the movie with the chase scene.

Think about how hard it is to be a cheerleader on a night like that.

Castellini was the one who said, "If the fans ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."

Check the back of your ticket and see if it implies you'll be seeing Major League Baseball.

Next game everybody on the third base side chant "SHACK-EL" and everybody on the first base side chant "FORD NOW."

I no longer feel sorry for Joe Girardi.

Losing 100 games also means more than two solid months of victories.

The Cardinals should pay Sean Casey for the rights to the Bounce.

In Bizarroworld, the St. Louis announcers spend all their time criticizing Albert Pujols and praising Adam Dunn.

The game sure has changed since the pitchers gave up the steroids.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, people still won't believe it if you don't have the blood test.

Ron Madden
04-19-2006, 03:09 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

WMR
04-19-2006, 03:10 AM
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, people still won't believe it if you don't have the blood test.

That one especially.

Not to mention they STILL aren't testing for human growth hormone.

Quality work, BC.

KronoRed
04-19-2006, 03:52 AM
:clap:

TeamCasey
04-19-2006, 07:13 AM
Think about how hard it is to be a cheerleader on a night like that.


:ughmamoru

SirFelixCat
04-19-2006, 07:24 AM
Right now Bob Castellini is like the guy with the vegetable stand in the movie with the chase scene.


Almost woke the missus with that one:laugh:

Always spot on, BCubb:thumbup:

IowaRed
04-19-2006, 11:33 AM
Right now Bob Castellini is like the guy with the vegetable stand in the movie with the chase scene.


also enjoyed that one very much. Some of your best work yet and that's saying something!

MWM
04-19-2006, 11:38 AM
The vegetable stand line was classic. :D

StillFunkyB
04-19-2006, 12:38 PM
Don't worry, he's just week-to-week.

It's not the hitter-friendly ballpark, it's the hitter-friendly pitching.

It's not the lack of hitting with runners in scoring position, it's the too-much pitching with runners in scoring position.

Right now Bob Castellini is like the guy with the vegetable stand in the movie with the chase scene.

Think about how hard it is to be a cheerleader on a night like that.

Castellini was the one who said, "If the fans ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."

Check the back of your ticket and see if it implies you'll be seeing Major League Baseball.

Next game everybody on the third base side chant "SHACK-EL" and everybody on the first base side chant "FORD NOW."

I no longer feel sorry for Joe Girardi.

Losing 100 games also means more than two solid months of victories.

The Cardinals should pay Sean Casey for the rights to the Bounce.

In Bizarroworld, the St. Louis announcers spend all their time criticizing Albert Pujols and praising Adam Dunn.

The game sure has changed since the pitchers gave up the steroids.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, people still won't believe it if you don't have the blood test.

Great as usual BCubb, we look forward to these.

creek14
04-19-2006, 01:13 PM
When I grow up I want to be as clever at BCubb and Redsland.

A girl has to have dreams.

BuckWoody
04-19-2006, 01:19 PM
Great stuff! :thumbup:

My favorite:

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, people still won't believe it if you don't have the blood test.