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cincinnati chili
05-04-2006, 02:40 PM
And he has a gig tonight for those of you who live in the area

http://www.yard-work.org/?p=515

Cedric
05-04-2006, 02:42 PM
I doubt he gigs tonight unless it's in Colorado.

bengalsown
05-04-2006, 02:43 PM
Did he really say Cincinnati doesn't have much of a much of a baseball history?

Joseph
05-04-2006, 02:44 PM
That's not legit is it?

Cincinnati may not have much of a baseball history?

Reds4Life
05-04-2006, 02:45 PM
Perhaps it just me, but I'm getting tired of hearing about how great it was playing for the Red Sox. I take it as a backhanded slam and the Reds aren't good enough for him.

Oh, and this made me laugh.


Cincinnati may not have much of a baseball history, but it does have one thing going for it. A little World Series champion named Bronson Arroyo. A little Asylum Records recording artist named Bronson Arroyo.

The Reds don't have much baseball history? Seems like the little World Series champion doesn't know much.

WMR
05-04-2006, 02:45 PM
And he has a gig tonight for those of you who live in the area

http://www.yard-work.org/?p=515


When he said it, it was like a light bulb went off in my head. Cincinnati may not have much of a baseball history, but it does have one thing going for it. A little World Series champion named Bronson Arroyo. A little Asylum Records recording artist named Bronson Arroyo.



??????????

LOL...... not much else to say about that one.

Probably the opinion of more New Englanders than you'd think. Nothing worthwhile or historic has occurred outside of NY and Boston.

15fan
05-04-2006, 02:46 PM
"When he said it, it was like a light bulb went off in my head. Cincinnati may not have much of a baseball history, but it does have one thing going for it. A little World Series champion named Bronson Arroyo. A little Asylum Records recording artist named Bronson Arroyo."

Bronson seems like a bright guy.

I'm sure if he digs deep enough, he might actually find that there's a decent bit of baseball history along the Ohio River. :rolleyes:

Edit: boy, that Anna Benson sure has a way with words. Her last update ain't for the faint of heart...

Cedric
05-04-2006, 02:48 PM
I think his musical taste is the saddest part of the blog.

reds44
05-04-2006, 02:49 PM
I don't care what he thinks as long as he keeps pitching like this.

WMR
05-04-2006, 02:49 PM
http://www.yard-work.org/?cat=198

There's Selig's. I think it's safe to say these "blogs" are not real.

Chip R
05-04-2006, 02:51 PM
Has anyone checked out some of the other blogs on that site. Condy Rice, Terrell Owens, JimBo, The Rally Monkey?

http://www.yard-work.org/?page_id=479

nycredsfan
05-04-2006, 02:51 PM
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The worst part of the whole thing was that he was speaking in the third person. I am really glad that is not real.

lollipopcurve
05-04-2006, 02:52 PM
Guess I'll keep to watching the guy pitch. Blugh.

Joseph
05-04-2006, 02:59 PM
I'm going to label this Satire since I wasn't bright enough to dig around and find it out myself, I'm sure others might possibly maybe be in the same boat.

dsmith421
05-04-2006, 03:02 PM
What!?! Yard Work a satirical website?

Next you'll be telling me that The Onion IS NOT America's Finest News Source!

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 03:07 PM
Has anyone checked out some of the other blogs on that site. Condy Rice, Terrell Owens, JimBo, The Rally Monkey?

http://www.yard-work.org/?page_id=479
What could that freaking Rally guy possibly have to blog about? :lol:

vaticanplum
05-04-2006, 03:50 PM
Satire, people. Satire.

blumj
05-04-2006, 04:21 PM
Since he doesn't have a 95 mph FB, you probably have to assume there's a brain in there somewhere. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Doc. Scott
05-04-2006, 05:29 PM
Yeah. That part about no baseball history is the best joke in the piece.

blumj
05-04-2006, 06:00 PM
??????????

LOL...... not much else to say about that one.

Probably the opinion of more New Englanders than you'd think. Nothing worthwhile or historic has occurred outside of NY and Boston.
Most Red Sox fans remember '75 like it was yesterday. Even the ones who weren't even born yet in '75.