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SirFelixCat
05-04-2006, 06:57 PM
Cincinnati

F. Lopez ss
B. Phillips 2b
A. Dunn lf
E. Encarnacion 3b
S. Hatteberg 1b
A. Kearns rf
C. Denorfia cf
J. LaRue c
A. Harang p

Colorado

C. Sullivan cf
J. Carroll ss
M. Holliday lf
G. Atkins 3b
B. Hawpe rf
E. Marrero 1b
J. Smith 2b
D. Ardoin c 0
J. Fogg p



Reds go for series split at Colorado and a 7-1-2 series season record (or is it 8-1-2?)


Go Reds!

Wheelhouse
05-04-2006, 07:29 PM
I thought game threads could only be started WITH the lineups?

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 07:33 PM
Cincinnati

F. Lopez ss
B. Phillips 2b
A. Dunn lf
E. Encarnacion 3b
S. Hatteberg 1b
A. Kearns rf
C. Denorfia cf
J. LaRue c
A. Harang p

Colorado

C. Sullivan cf
J. Carroll ss
M. Holliday lf
G. Atkins 3b
B. Hawpe rf
E. Marrero 1b
J. Smith 2b
D. Ardoin c 0
J. Fogg p

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 07:33 PM
Deno :clap:

Joseph
05-04-2006, 07:39 PM
Thats a darn good lineup.

paintmered
05-04-2006, 07:42 PM
In the interest of helping the reds win today, I need to grip about today's lineup.

Phillips in the 2 hole? egads.

Aronchis
05-04-2006, 07:43 PM
Deno should be hitting leadoff. The guy can get on base.

oneupper
05-04-2006, 07:43 PM
In the interest of helping the reds win today, I need to grip about today's lineup.

Phillips in the 2 hole? egads.


I agree. Flip him with Deno.

Mario-Rijo
05-04-2006, 07:57 PM
Not a bad lineup but I would maybe start Javy at catcher over Larue today. It's hard to tell when we might get a chance to get both he and Mr. Hat in the line-up again vs. a righty.

OnBaseMachine
05-04-2006, 08:00 PM
Need to win this one tonight. Getting swept by the Rockies would be a huge disappointment.

I'm still holding out hope for a 3-2 roadtrip.

Gallen5862
05-04-2006, 08:02 PM
This to help us as well. Why is Freel out?

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 08:02 PM
Caring less about splitting up righties, Hatte has no business batting 5th. Breaking up righties is nothing like breaking up lefties. I think Narron needs a tutorial...

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 08:03 PM
This to help us as well. Why is Freel out?
He's played 586 consecutive games. Give or take 570.

reds44
05-04-2006, 08:04 PM
I like the lineup.

M2
05-04-2006, 08:07 PM
Josh Fogg in Coors? I'm thinking the bats will wake up from yesterday's slumber.

Heck, I'm going whole hog again. Reds win this one going away.

Shaknb8k
05-04-2006, 08:08 PM
Only if Dunn was at first and Freel in at LF....but atleast the coaching staff is getting there....maybe by July we will see the best lineup

LexingtonRedsFan
05-04-2006, 08:10 PM
Are we getting a glimpse of what to expect the lineup to be like once JR returns with Lopez and Phillips at the top.....

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 08:10 PM
Freel could use a day off.

I like Kearns 4th, Edwin 5th, and Hatteberg 6th. But otherwise, it's OK. :)

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 08:15 PM
I am very happy for Deno. I hope he pulls a Phillips and doesn't let Narron sit him, forcing Grif to 1st.

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 08:19 PM
I am very happy for Deno. I hope he pulls a Phillips and doesn't let Narron sit him, forcing Grif to 1st.
Or Dunn to 1st JR to left.

Go Deno :D

Redlegs23
05-04-2006, 08:22 PM
These 8:30 start times are killing me. I hate waiting. After a while Real Reds seems like a 4 hour show.

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 08:27 PM
Let's win this baby!

OnBaseMachine
05-04-2006, 08:30 PM
Dunn has three career HR in 22 atbats vs Fogg. I expect at least one tonight.

red-in-la
05-04-2006, 08:32 PM
Josh Fogg in Coors? I'm thinking the bats will wake up from yesterday's slumber.

Heck, I'm going whole hog again. Reds win this one going away.

I sure hope you are right....I am stuck with the BS Rockies broadcast again.

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 08:32 PM
I sure hope you are right....I am stuck with the BS Rockies broadcast again.

Me too...these guys are awful. :thumbdown

smith288
05-04-2006, 08:33 PM
I hate JTM not because of their burgers... That commercial deserves a slow and painful death

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 08:34 PM
I hate JTM not because of their burgers...

Although that would be a good reason to hate them, too! :D

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 08:35 PM
Well this may be the quickest inning ever.

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 08:36 PM
I hate JTM not because of their burgers... That commercial deserves a slow and painful death

They keep immodium AD in business though.

Colorado station awful, missed first 2 batters.

smith288
05-04-2006, 08:36 PM
Check it out...no patience again.

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 08:36 PM
I hate JTM not because of their burgers... That commercial deserves a slow and painful death
Do you think they realize that they are not only using a lame disco song for their commercial, but a lame disco song that was sang by a PORN STAR!

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 08:37 PM
Well, that didn't take long.

OnBaseMachine
05-04-2006, 08:37 PM
Dunn takes a ball almost off the elbow for a called strike three. Screw you ump.

Questec! Questec! Questec!

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 08:37 PM
Check it out...no patience again.
Yep, they all want to hit the ball to Aspen...where the beer flows like wine.

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 08:38 PM
Game started at 8:35....inning over at 8:37:barf: 8 pitches.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 08:38 PM
2 minutes for the first inning -- glad to see the Reds are still working the pitchers.

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 08:38 PM
Do you think they realize that they are not only using a lame disco song for their commercial, but a lame disco song that was sang by a PORN STAR!

WHAT?! :eek:

OnBaseMachine
05-04-2006, 08:40 PM
Check it out...no patience again.

They are the best offense in baseball when they being patient, but lately it seems like they are more interested in getting the game over quickly.

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 08:41 PM
see ya...one out

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 08:41 PM
Exams are done. Our long national nightmare has finally ended. I'll kick in a little PBP to celebrate.

Corey Sullivan up first against Aaron Harang runs the count to two-two. Aaron Harang gets him to strike out swining. Maybe Corey should take his sunglasses off for night games.

1 out.

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 08:42 PM
George says that tonight's game is the first time that anyone other than Freel has started in CF in the last two weeks. Didn't McCracken start a game in CF since then?

Gallen5862
05-04-2006, 08:42 PM
Can someone post how all the outs were made?

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 08:43 PM
1 out

Jamie Carroll is up, filling in for Clint Barmes, gets a base hit after getting ahead 2-1. Rumor has it he's a nice guy -- that he sent Clint a whole package of deer meat last year. Great kid.

1 on, 1 out.

OnBaseMachine
05-04-2006, 08:43 PM
Can someone post how all the outs were made?

Lopez flied out
Phillips grounded out on one pitch
Dunn took a horrible strike three called

OnBaseMachine
05-04-2006, 08:44 PM
:laugh: at Reds defense.

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 08:44 PM
WHAT?! :eek:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrea_True

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 08:45 PM
1 on, 1 out.

Matt Holliday steps into the batters box. Last night he submitted his resume for "Reds Killer" status, attempting to join the decidedly non-exclusive club of individuals that murder Reds pitching. Matt Murton would be happy about that -- he hates being hazed as the "new guy"

Holliday celebrates by hitting a ground ball to Brandon Phillips, who makes an off balance throw that takes Lopez off the bag for the E-4.

2 on, 1 out.

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 08:45 PM
Rado announcers just described the "scrappiness" of Carroll.

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 08:46 PM
Rado announcers just described the "scrappiness" of Carroll.
Oh we're done for now.

smith288
05-04-2006, 08:46 PM
Hatte is a magic glove! Relative to what I just saw...

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 08:46 PM
2 on, 1 out

Garret Atkins up in an RBI situation. He's really looking slim -- maybe he's back on the diet. He grounds into the Casey Play to end the inning.

Inning over. 0-0

Tornon
05-04-2006, 08:46 PM
Atkins does what Holliday cannot and grounds into the inning ending DP

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 08:48 PM
2 on, 1 out

Garret Atkins up in an RBI situation. He's really looking slim -- maybe he's back on the diet. He grounds into the Casey Play to end the inning.

Inning over. 0-0
Thank god you're back on the PBP. :beerme:

Gallen5862
05-04-2006, 08:48 PM
Thanks OBM.

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 08:48 PM
CE :clap:

CrackerJack
05-04-2006, 08:48 PM
Garret Atkins up in an RBI situation. He's really looking slim -- maybe he's back on the diet.

booo!!!

:devil:

smith288
05-04-2006, 08:49 PM
full count!?! What is that?

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 08:49 PM
See what happens when you don't swing at the first pitch?

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 08:49 PM
Top of the 2nd, Reds looking for a way out of thier offensive Fogg.

Edwin Encarnacion leads off the 2nd -- amazing the way ol' hair care has gotten off his back recently. Maybe money changed hands. Easy E works the count back to 3-2 after getting in an 0-2.

Easy E lines the base hit back up the middle. The Boyz in the Hood down int he dugout are pleased.

1 on, 0 out.

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 08:50 PM
Man on 1st, less than 2 outs...Hatte is drooling.

RedsMan3203
05-04-2006, 08:50 PM
Edwin gets a basehit... Hatte up.

Gallen5862
05-04-2006, 08:51 PM
Thanks CE. Great job on the pbp.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 08:51 PM
2nd inning, 1 on, 0 out

Scott Hatteberg is up, probably expecting to see a lot of PT with Aurillia out with a strained groin (our deepest sympathies to Mrs. Aurillia). Hatteberg does what he does best: stands there with a disinterested look on his face taking pitches.

Hatty draws the Luke Hudson 4 Pitch and trots on down to first.

2 on, 0 out.

RedsMan3203
05-04-2006, 08:52 PM
News around the league - STL is up 2 against Houston and FLA is hammering Washington 11-2

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 08:52 PM
Um, wow those stands are empty. They had weather issues last night, but it's obviously not a fluke. Looks like Montreal out there on TV. Maybe it's not THAT empty, but dang!

6-4-3
05-04-2006, 08:53 PM
I don't disagree...but weather issues tonight too!

RedsMan3203
05-04-2006, 08:53 PM
Austin Kearns Babbbbbbby!

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 08:53 PM
EARS! What? I said EARS!

OnBaseMachine
05-04-2006, 08:54 PM
Kearns RBI single!

Amazing what happens when you work the count.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 08:54 PM
How often od pitchers throw balls after pickoff attempts. That always seems to happen.

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 08:54 PM
Kearns with the RBI single! You can't keep a good Horseman down!

CrackerJack
05-04-2006, 08:54 PM
Alrighty, 1-0 Reds, got sumpin going here w/no outs.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 08:54 PM
Go Kearnsey, btw..

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 08:54 PM
T2nd, 2 on, 0 out

Austin Kearns into the batters box. He's been looking uncomfortable in Colorado, but that's probably because Ray King has been glaring at him from out in the bullpen. Austin keeps touching his shoulder like he's having some kind of 'nam flashback.

Kearns works the count full -- this is the Reds offense I like to see: take more pitches -- Kearns with the RBI base hit to left field, the Reds lead 1-0.

Hattey to 3rd.

1-0

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 08:54 PM
I don't disagree...but weather issues tonight too!
It rained again? Can't tell on TV, and I didn't watch the pre-game. I stand corrected.

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 08:54 PM
Welcome back to the bigs Deno...now sac bunt for LaRue.

CrackerJack
05-04-2006, 08:55 PM
Yeesh 3 pitch K for Deno

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 08:55 PM
Um, wow those stands are empty. They had weather issues last night, but it's obviously not a fluke. Looks like Montreal out there on TV. Maybe it's not THAT empty, but dang!
Teams that are bad for a long time get that way.

They were 1st in attendence their first 7 years in the league, last year they were back to 14th.

Sad.

OnBaseMachine
05-04-2006, 08:55 PM
This ump is awful. That strike three call on Denorfia was 5 inches outside.

Questec.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 08:56 PM
Top 2, 1st and 3rd, 0 out

Chris Denorfia -- Underdog Hero to the Masses -- comes into the box sporting a perfect 1.000 batting average. He gets down quickly 0-2 and then gets caught looking at the Strike 3 pitch.

Oh well -- perfection can't last forever.

1 out.

flyer85
05-04-2006, 08:56 PM
Deno wrung up. Looked outside. Hope Harang get those

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 08:56 PM
Deno was pretty clutch on that K ;)

RedsIn07
05-04-2006, 08:56 PM
Horrible call on Deno.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 08:56 PM
Deno is no longer batting 1.000

RedsMan3203
05-04-2006, 08:56 PM
LaRue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CrackerJack
05-04-2006, 08:56 PM
yippee! Larue with 3 run HR

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 08:56 PM
Kearns with the RBI single! You can't keep a good Horseman down!
It's too bad Gordon Solie's passed on. We could have him replace Marty.:D Keeping with the "Horsemen" theme.

Actually, I'm not one of the guys down on Marty. He's curmudgenly, sure, but he's still a legend.


As I'm typing, LaRue leaves the yard.

OnBaseMachine
05-04-2006, 08:56 PM
LaRue hits his first of the year!!!

4-0 Reds.

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 08:57 PM
LaRue! LaRue! LaRue is on fire!!!

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 08:57 PM
Woo hoo! Go Ja-LaRue!

RedFanAlways1966
05-04-2006, 08:57 PM
3-run HR to LF by Jason LaRue! :beerme:

naynay
05-04-2006, 08:57 PM
And A High Drive, Hit Back Into Deep Left Field....and The Reds Take A 4-0 Lead Off The Bat Of Jason Larue.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 08:57 PM
Top 2, 1st and 3rd, 1 out

Jason LaRue up in an obvious RBI situation. Marty gets on his soap box and yells about kids throwing curveballs. Well you know what, Marty -- don't get jealous because 10 year olds throw better breaking balls than the majority of the Reds Triple-A team.

JASON LARUE goes Big Fly™ with a 3 run bomb!!! 4-1 Reds

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 08:57 PM
No humidor today on the ball? :D

GAC
05-04-2006, 08:57 PM
Deno was pretty clutch on that K ;)

I think he stripped his clutch.

Harang gets a single! 3 hits so far this year?

naynay
05-04-2006, 08:58 PM
Man you guys post quick...

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 08:58 PM
T2nd, 0 on, 1 out.

Aaron Harang gets an infield base hit. I'm too shocked to be funny.

1 on, 1 out.

CrackerJack
05-04-2006, 08:58 PM
Man you guys post quick...

We're professionals.

Falls City Beer
05-04-2006, 08:58 PM
Jim Ross: "Ho mah Gawd. Double A's just broken a 2 X 4 over the Stinger's back!"

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 08:58 PM
You think Fogg would at least know these batters a little better since he used to be in the division... he just let harang raise his BA for crying in the mud... (more time w/ CC for Aaron? He's doing much better)

RBA
05-04-2006, 08:58 PM
Top 2, 1st and 3rd, 1 out

Jason LaRue up in an obvious RBI situation. Marty gets on his soap box and yells about kids throwing curveballs. Well you know what, Marty -- don't get jealous because 10 year olds throw better breaking balls than the majority of the Reds Triple-A team.

JASON LARUE goes Big Fly™ with a 3 run bomb!!! 4-1 Reds


When did the Rockies score?

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 08:59 PM
Harang making his case for PT at 1st.

RedsMan3203
05-04-2006, 08:59 PM
Congrats Phillips - You just saw more then 1 pitch!

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 08:59 PM
T2nd, 1 on, 1 out

Felipe Lopez up for the 2nd time in as many innings. Hoping for better things, and possibly more pitches. He chops back to the mound, causing the fielders choice at 1st.

Harang Lumbers to 2nd.

2 out.

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 08:59 PM
In other news, the Big Unit is starting to age rather quickly...5-4 Tampa in the 7th.

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 08:59 PM
It's too bad Gordon Solie's passed on. We could have him replace Marty.:D Keeping with the "Horsemen" theme.

Actually, I'm not one of the guys down on Marty. He's curmudgenly, sure, but he's still a legend.


As I'm typing, LaRue leaves the yard.

Maybe Tony Schiavone could replace Jim Day. :D

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 08:59 PM
Oh, and baserunning by the pitcher as well... Impressive

GAC
05-04-2006, 09:00 PM
BP hits a sharp liner out to LF

Inning over

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:00 PM
It IS 4-nothing.

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 09:00 PM
Jim Ross: "Ho mah Gawd. Double A's just broken a 2 X 4 over the Stinger's back!"
Man, somebody really needs to make a FAQ with all the inside jokes that are flying around during the game threads lately.

Multi-tasking, Horsemen, Flair, etc.

This board is so much more fun when the team is winning!:beerme:

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:01 PM
T2nd, 1 on, 2 out.

Brandon Phillips batting in the #2 hole. I think he looks uncomfortable because he's just not used to being top man. He hits a line drive out to Matt Holliday. Eric Wedge calls from Cleveland to DFA him anyway.

Mid of the 2nd, but good job anyway by the boys. 4-0 Reds.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:01 PM
Besides Deno's K, the only outs so far have come from the top 3 guys in the order

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 09:01 PM
Maybe Tony Schiavone could replace Jim Day. :D
Bobby Heenan!!

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:02 PM
When did the Rockies score?

They didn't, I'm watching one game on TV and one on the Radio. They're starting to bleed together.

4-0 :beerme:

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 09:03 PM
Man, somebody really needs to make a FAQ with all the inside jokes that are flying around during the game threads lately.

Multi-tasking, Horsemen, Flair, etc.

This board is so much more fun when the team is winning!:beerme:

Multi-tasking = annoying Red Roof Inn commercial
Ric Flair = Rich Aurilia
Horsemen = Dunn (Ole or Windham--take your pick), Kearns (AA), Freel (Tully)

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 09:04 PM
Bobby Heenan!!

No, The Brain is going to replace George. :D

GOREDSGO32
05-04-2006, 09:04 PM
Maybe Tony Schiavone could replace Jim Day. :D

Without a doubt, I must say, tonight is the greatest night in the history of our sport. This is the greatest game I've ever witnessed.

paintmered
05-04-2006, 09:05 PM
Multi-tasking = annoying Red Roof Inn commercial


The chances of me liking that commercial are...............remote.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:06 PM
Can we get Ray Mysterio Jr. to pitch next time DW is up in the rotation?

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 09:06 PM
Without a doubt, I must say, tonight is the greatest night in the history of our sport. This is the greatest game I've ever witnessed.
You owe me a new monitor.:)

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:06 PM
Bottom 2, 4-0 Reds

Brad Hawpe -- who really sounds more like a caveman than a baseball player -- leads the inning off. Hawpe works the count to 3-2 and fouls a pitch off before hitting a looping liner for a base hit. Singles Paradise, Coors Field is.

1 on, 0 outs.

Redlegs23
05-04-2006, 09:07 PM
Probably should've sent him there

Falls City Beer
05-04-2006, 09:07 PM
When I was a student at U of L, the NWA used to come to Freedom Hall every so often. Some of my buddies and I would pollute ourselves with substances and watch a card. I seem to remember a match involving Kevin Sullivan w/Percy Pringle involving massive amounts of blood.

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 09:07 PM
The chances of me liking that commercial are...............remote.
At the risk of jinxing it, I haven't seen it yet tonight. You guys are gonna kill me when it plays at the end of this inning. I apologize in advance. I found myself using that line at work.

"the chances of me coming back from lunch on time.....are remote"

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:07 PM
Is aaron seeking to return the favor Fogg has shown us?

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 09:07 PM
Seriously, I wish Clemens and Bonds would just go away forever. I cannot stand turning on ESPN and seeing that Bonds went 0-4 and that Clemens can't decide whether to come back or not....until he sees what the standings look like in July. Both are maybe the biggest phonies in the game.

Thanks for letting me rant, now back to the game.

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:07 PM
That IS an annoying commercial.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:07 PM
B2nd, 1 on, 0 out

Eli Marrero, who really redefines "journeyman" if you look it up on wikipedia, doubles down the line to advance Hawpe along to 3rd.

Rockies bats: Hopping
Harang: Struggl-ling.

GAC
05-04-2006, 09:07 PM
They're giving Dunn the workout in LF tonight.

He's huffin n puffin out there!

Men on 2nd and 3rd with 0 outs

OnBaseMachine
05-04-2006, 09:08 PM
Wow. That strike two call on Jason Smith was just baaaad. At least he's consistent.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:08 PM
K!

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 09:08 PM
When I was a student at U of L, the NWA used to come to Freedom Hall every so often. Some of my buddies and I would pollute ourselves with substances and watch a card. I seem to remember a match involving Kevin Sullivan w/Percy Pringle involving massive amounts of blood.
I love old-school NWA wrestling.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:09 PM
B 2nd, 2 on, 0 out

Jason Smith strikes out swinging on 3 consecutive pitches. Apparently he took the Wily Mo Pena Plate Discipline Correspondance School.

1 out. Big K for Aaron.

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 09:09 PM
I love old-school NWA wrestling.

Dusty vs Abdullah the Butcher used to be the bloodiest matches ever.

TheBigLebowski
05-04-2006, 09:09 PM
Come on, Aaron...

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 09:09 PM
Wow. That strike two call on Jason Smith was just baaaad. At least he's consistent.
RAMOOONNNEEE.....get this umpire some glasses!

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 09:10 PM
This umping is bob boone bad.

TheBigLebowski
05-04-2006, 09:10 PM
I used to love the Rock & Roll Express. It would devastate me when they lost.

RedsMan3203
05-04-2006, 09:10 PM
Now its 4-1.

GAC
05-04-2006, 09:10 PM
Hat picks the 2nd one tonight out of the dirt! Nice "D" for the 2nd out!

Run scores

4-1 now.

Get'em up Felipe! ;)

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:10 PM
B2nd, 2 on, 1 out

Danny Ardoin up to bat -- his name sounds vaguely French and that makes me dislike him. He grounds slowly to 3rd to drive the RBI in. A "Productive" Out, as Colorado gets on the board, 4-1

1 on, 2 out.

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 09:11 PM
I used to love the Rock & Roll Express. It would devastate me when they lost.
I preferred the Midnight Express myself.

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:11 PM
Now 4-1 off a ground out.

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 09:11 PM
We have to make a decision. Do we want the version of the Horsemen with Tully Blanchard, Arn Anderson, and Ole Anderson?

Or do we want Tully, Double-A and Barry Windham?

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 09:12 PM
Productive outs are cool

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:12 PM
Aaron Harang listens to me as I yell "Low and INSIDE" at the computer monitor to deliver the K with a RISP.

TheBigLebowski
05-04-2006, 09:12 PM
Ok....2nd and 3rd w/no outs, and we escape with only a run scored. I'll take it.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:12 PM
B2nd, 1 on, 2 out

Josh Fogg, he of the .000 batting average, steps in to try and keep the inning alive. Harang gets ahead in the count before getting the pitcher to K.

You know, they really shouldn't give a pitcher full credit for striking out the opposing pitcher. Maybe 1/2 of a K.

And...wow...that was a strange aircheck by WLW.

End of 2, 4-1 Reds.

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:13 PM
Maybe the double quarter pounder with bacon was Josh Hancock's downfall.

Falls City Beer
05-04-2006, 09:13 PM
We have to make a decision. Do we want the version of the Horsemen with Tully Blanchard, Arn Anderson, and Ole Anderson?

Or do we want Tully, Double-A and Barry Windham?

I remember the earlier incarnation better--the one with Ole.

TheBigLebowski
05-04-2006, 09:13 PM
We have to make a decision. Do we want the version of the Horsemen with Tully Blanchard, Arn Anderson, and Ole Anderson?

Or do we want Tully, Double-A and Barry Windham?

DEFINITELY the former. No question.

OnBaseMachine
05-04-2006, 09:13 PM
I predict an Adam Dunn homer here.

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 09:13 PM
We have to make a decision. Do we want the version of the Horsemen with Tully Blanchard, Arn Anderson, and Ole Anderson?

Or do we want Tully, Double-A and Barry Windham?
Although I always preferred Windham because he was a much better worker than Ole, you've gotta go with the originals. I also vote for Narron to be JJ Dillon.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:13 PM
Harang sure is working tonight... 37 pitches after 2. A complete game we will not see...

For reference sake, Fogg has thrown 39, and he's already surrendered 4 runs.

RedsMan3203
05-04-2006, 09:14 PM
I predict an Adam Dunn homer here.

Almost. ;)

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:14 PM
I predict an Adam Dunn homer here.


That makes sense, if only because there is no hope for there to be runners on base. Dunn is a solo act only ;)

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:14 PM
Dunn LAUNCHED that ball. Too bad it was foul.

Fogg retaliates by shaving Adam's tricep hair.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:15 PM
mmmmmm.... tricep hair. Too bad there's no homer to go with it. Unmanly ground out.

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 09:16 PM
Only thing is, the version with Windham held all the titles at the same time. (And Adam Dunn could easily fill the Windham role.)

I'm starting to lean toward the group with Windham....

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:16 PM
Top of the 3rd --

Adam Dunn leads off the inning. You know, at the risk of jinxing things, Fogg is really the kind of pitcher that Dunn needs to start dominating routinely. Fogg is already afraid -- running the count full -- but Dunn needs to get him to start wetting his shorts.

Weak groundout by Dunn for the 1st out. He's hitting a lot more of these lately, getting on top of the ball.

1 out.

OnBaseMachine
05-04-2006, 09:16 PM
I predict an Adam Dunn homer here.

Hooked it way foul.

I thought he would crush Fogg tonight. Guess not. I hope this slump doesn'ty last all through May like it did last May.

Redlegs23
05-04-2006, 09:17 PM
I predict Dunn goes hitless tonight. Only because they were talking about how great Dunn is against Fogg and how Kearns and LaRue struggle against him. Kearns and LaRue will rake all night, and Dunn will struggle. Dang you George!

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:17 PM
Top of the 3rd --

Adam Dunn leads off the inning. You know, at the risk of jinxing things, Fogg is really the kind of pitcher that Dunn needs to start dominating routinely. Fogg is already afraid -- running the count full -- but Dunn needs to get him to start wetting his shorts.

Weak groundout by Dunn for the 1st out. He's hitting a lot more of these lately, getting on top of the ball.

1 out.


He's missing Casey, so he's trying to immitate Casey's "leadership" When the Casey plays start comming, you'll know why.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:18 PM
T3rd, 0 on, 1 out

Easy-E up and immediately starts working the count. He hits another rocket down the line, but foul. The count runs full before taking a called strike 3 -- I blame poor umpiring.

2 out.

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 09:18 PM
Weak groundout by Dunn for the 1st out. He's hitting a lot more of these lately, getting on top of the ball.

Better then those horrible strike outs :D

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:18 PM
Now i see how you folks get 1,000+ posts.

Falls City Beer
05-04-2006, 09:19 PM
What was Barry Windham's signature move? The ddt?

GOREDSGO32
05-04-2006, 09:19 PM
You owe me a new monitor.:)

Why? LOL

Hap
05-04-2006, 09:19 PM
George Grande just did it again...

"It's a SHOT TO RIGHT, but it will stay in the park"...

...as it routinely settles into the fielder's glove about a hundred feet from the fence

TheBigLebowski
05-04-2006, 09:19 PM
Dunn is starting to worry me a bit.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:19 PM
T3rd, 0 on, 2 out

Scotty Hatteberg flies out routinely to give Fogg the 1-2-3 inning. This guy couldn't hack it in Pittsburgh and that's the 2nd perfect inning of the night for him.

Oh well, patience. His time will come.

4-1 Reds.

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 09:20 PM
Multi-tasking!

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:20 PM
Shoot. You jinxed it.

RedsMan3203
05-04-2006, 09:20 PM
Berkman just tied the game up at 2 in Houston.

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 09:20 PM
What was Barry Windham's signature move? The ddt?

That was Rick Rude, I believe. Or was it Jake the Snake?

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:20 PM
Now i see how you folks get 1,000+ posts.

Hey, it don't make you a bad person...

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:21 PM
Is anyone else disgusted by Dunn's .938 feilding %?

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 09:21 PM
Now i see how you folks get 1,000+ posts.
It's a hobby.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:21 PM
ground out, 1 down

RedsMan3203
05-04-2006, 09:21 PM
Lopez needs to get his throws up.... They are getting really close to that ground.

Redlegs23
05-04-2006, 09:21 PM
I almost forgot, with Harang's base hit he is now MULTI-TASKING!

KoryMac5
05-04-2006, 09:22 PM
Barry Windham used to bulldog people oh no I'm talkin about rasslin

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:22 PM
B3rd...Harang looking to put it back on cruise control

Corey Sullivan up, turning the batting order back over for the Rockies. Corey hits a 1-hopper to Felipe Lopez who guns him down across the diamond. I still like Corey -- got a future so bright, he's gotta wear shades.

1 out.

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:22 PM
Diamond Dallas Page did that DDT thinger.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:22 PM
I <3 first pitch called strikes. It's Aaron Harang folks. He lives and dies by the first pitch strike. Swing every now and again...

GOREDSGO32
05-04-2006, 09:22 PM
That was Rick Rude, I believe. Or was it Jake the Snake?

Jake the Snake made the DDT. Rick Rude's finishing move was called the 'Rude Awakening'. I cant remember exactly what the move was though ... I wanna say a type of sleeper or something .. can't remember.

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 09:22 PM
What was Barry Windham's signature move? The ddt?

The superplex. (A suplex off the second turnbuckle.)

Also, the lariat (clothesline) and the iron claw.


Incidentally, Wikipedia's bio on Barry Windham lists him at 6'6", 274 lb., from Sweetwater, TX. (Sounds like Dunn to me! :D )

RedsMan3203
05-04-2006, 09:23 PM
DDT is DDP as in Diamond Dallas Page

His move was the Diamond Cutter.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:23 PM
B3rd, 0 on, 1 out

Jamie Carroll grounds over the mound to Brandon Phillips, who makes the put out over at first. A more manly first name, and Jamie might've been able to muscle that out of the infield.

2 out

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 09:23 PM
Barry Windham used to bulldog people oh no I'm talkin about rasslin


Barry Windham is largely considered one of the best workers of his time by many true wrestling experts. He was a fan favorite for most of the early and middle periods of his career, having great success in singles and tag action. He held tag team championships with Mike Rotundo in both the WWF and NWA. After leaving the WWF in 1985, he was outspoken in his criticism of the WWF's "Rock and Wrestling" style, which deemphasized traditional wrestling. He had memorable matches with "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, which were arguably some of the best matches of all time. He was part of Flair's group The Four Horsemen on two different occasions (1988 & 1990 to 1991). His biggest feuds were against Flair, Lex Luger, Sting and Dusty Rhodes.

Between his runs as a Horseman, Windham returned to the WWF in 1989 as the Widowmaker, which some consider a precursor to the Undertaker persona, but due to outside legal problems involving Barry's father and brother, the character did not last long. He left the company to return to WCW a few months later.

Much of Barry's early career was in the Florida region of the NWA where Gordon Solie was the head announcer.

During one of Barry's WCW runs, he feuded with "Stunning" Steve Austin over the Television title, which resulted in Windham winning the title. He also feuded with Austin's fellow Dangerous Alliance members Arn Anderson and Larry Zbyszko who "broke" his hand by slamming it in a car door. He formed a very successful tag team with Dustin Rhodes around this time, as well. When Ric Flair returned to WCW in 1993, Flair and Arn Anderson tried to recruit Barry for another Horsemen run, but Barry became "The Lone Wolf" and won the NWA World Title, feuding with Flair and Arn.

Windham would again return to the WWF in 1996, this time as The Stalker, wearing camouflage face paint. For a short time, he renewed his feud with Dustin (he had turned on him in 1992 in WCW), now known as Goldust, only this time, Windham was the face and Rhodes was the heel.

He later formed The New Blackjacks with Justin Hawk Bradshaw in 1997. That team didn't last long, as Barry turned on Bradshaw to join Jim Cornette's "NWA faction" in 1998 (at the time, the NWA had become just a group of smaller independent promotions, and they cooperated with the WWF for this storyline). The angle was scrapped months later, and Windham left for WCW again.

In his last WCW run, Barry was part of The West Texas Rednecks. They were supposed to be a heel group to feud with rapper Master P's "No Limit Soldiers" but the southern fans of WCW cheered the Rednecks, going against what WCW management and booking had hoped for, and the angle was eventually dropped. The group consisted of his brother Kendall Windham, Curt Hennig and Bobby Duncum, Jr.; Duncum was replaced by Vincent (Mike Jones) shortly before the group was disbanded and the Rednecks storyline was dropped. Windham was originally brought back to WCW by Eric Bischoff who had him turn on Ric Flair. He was loosely associated with Bischoff's nWo Hollywood for awhile before forming a tag team with Hennig.

By 2001, a group of internet wrestling fans known as "The Barry Windham Revolution" claimed to have encouraged Windham to make a physical comeback. While other competitors might have simply retired, Barry had worked very hard and gotten back down to 236 lb (107 kg) as he had been for much of his early career.

During this time, on the American independent scene in Dusty Rhodes' now defunct Florida-based TCW, Barry won their heavyweight championship and held it for the better part of a year. He also became part of the Xtreme Horsemen in stable with Steve Corino and C.W. Anderson. They feuded with Dusty & Dustin Rhodes.

Barry's last appearances were at MLW's War Games and a one time U.S. Express Reunion with Mike Rotundo at WrestleReunion I.

Barry now resides in Florida and competes infrequently.

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:23 PM
4 punch outs through 3 innings for Harang.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:23 PM
K!

TheBigLebowski
05-04-2006, 09:24 PM
Diamond Dallas Page was married to Kimberly, who was WAAY too hot for him.

6-4-3
05-04-2006, 09:24 PM
Diamond Dallas Page did that DDT thinger.

The Diamond Cutter!

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 09:24 PM
Why? LOL
For the Tony Schiavone reference.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:24 PM
B3rd, 0 on, 2 out

Matt Holliday celebrates his way to the box as the 2 out batter. Harang buzzes the tower with 3 straight fastballs for the K.

Matt decidedly un-festive at the outcome.

3 out, quick inning for the Harangatang.

Falls City Beer
05-04-2006, 09:24 PM
The superplex. (A suplex off the second turnbuckle.)

Also, the lariat (clothesline) and the iron claw.


Incidentally, Wikipedia's bio on Barry Windham lists him at 6'6", 274 lb., from Sweetwater, TX. (Sounds like Dunn to me! :D )

Yes, thank you. The claw and superplex.

You know who I loved to watch? Steve Williams and Stan Hansen. Total sociopaths.

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 09:25 PM
Where's this thin air they keep talking about?

edabbs44
05-04-2006, 09:25 PM
Yes, thank you. The claw and superplex.

You know who I loved to watch? Steve Williams and Stan Hansen. Total sociopaths.

Road Warriors were my all time favorites. Not a big fan of Precious Paul though.

RedsMan3203
05-04-2006, 09:26 PM
Diamond Dallas Page was married to Kimberly, who was WAAY too hot for him.


Kimberly :luvu:

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:26 PM
Top 4 -- Reds looking to add to their lead

Austin Kearns says "Plate Discipline Be Damned" and comes up hacking at the first pitch to make the out. Fantastic work.

1 out

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:26 PM
Yes, thank you. The claw and superplex.

You know who I loved to watch? Steve Williams and Stan Hansen. Total sociopaths.

Actually the term sociopath is no longer politically correct. The APA would prefer if you said they had antisocial personality disorder. This has been a public service announcement from your local branch of the APA. Thank you.

TheBigLebowski
05-04-2006, 09:27 PM
Kimberly :luvu:

Thing is, he was actually married to her outside the ring. Dude outkicked his coverage BIG time.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:27 PM
T4, 0 on, 1 out

Chris Denorfia looking for better things, but Denorfia gets back into an 0-2 hole before flying routinely out to Matt Holliday.

Denorfia, I suppose, is just happy to be here.

2 outs

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:27 PM
dang, 1-2-3 again.

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 09:27 PM
Yes, thank you. The claw and superplex.

You know who I loved to watch? Steve Williams and Stan Hansen. Total sociopaths.
And the hilarious thing about Hansen is that Mick Foley says he's one of the coolest guys in what's a pretty seedy business. There's a Hogan/Hansen match on YouTube that is probably Hogan's best match ever. Not your typical cartoony Hogan match.

Oh god, I've just outed myself as a total wrestling nerd. Somebody help me.:help: :D

OnBaseMachine
05-04-2006, 09:28 PM
Work the count. Amazing what happens when you do.

My 5000th post, btw.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:28 PM
Jason LaRue becomes the 8th Red in a row to fail to reach base, right as Steve was pimping their OBP ability.

Josh Fogg is muzzling baseball's best offense. I, for one, am shocked.

4-1 Reds.

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 09:29 PM
Yes, thank you. The claw and superplex.

You know who I loved to watch? Steve Williams and Stan Hansen. Total sociopaths.

How about Mad Dog Buzz Sawyer?

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:29 PM
Anybody care to let me know how reputation rises or does that just have to do w/how much you post.

Aronchis
05-04-2006, 09:29 PM
I remember that Rick Rude/Jake Roberts feuded over Roberts's then wife Cheryl, which was just supposed to be a wrestling arc, but instead turned into real life as Rude did have affair with Cheryl which turned Roberts life into a course of bad wrestling and drug addiction burnout. No wonder that feud was so good lol!!!

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:29 PM
Work the count. Amazing what happens when you do.

My 5000th post, btw.

Mad props.

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 09:29 PM
Someone is telling these guys to hack away

The Ghost of Dan O is around

Falls City Beer
05-04-2006, 09:29 PM
And the hilarious thing about Hansen is that Mick Foley says he's one of the coolest guys in what's a pretty seedy business. There's a Hogan/Hansen match on YouTube that is probably Hogan's best match ever. Not your typical cartoony Hogan match.

Oh god, I've just outed myself as a total wrestling nerd. Somebody help me.:help: :D

The Hansen/Hogan match is from Japan and you're right, it's exceptional--unlike any other theatrical crap from the Hulkster.

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 09:30 PM
Work the count. Amazing what happens when you do.

My 5000th post, btw.
Good start.

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 09:30 PM
Nice play by Deno. That drops and it's a triple.

Cyclone792
05-04-2006, 09:30 PM
My oh my I'm in love with the site of Denorfia running down fly balls in center field. He went a long way to grab that ball, and he made it look pretty easy too.

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 09:30 PM
I never watched wrestling so I have no idea what half the posts in here are about

:D

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:30 PM
Anybody care to let me know how reputation rises or does that just have to do w/how much you post.

If you say stuff that people fid intelligent, or funny, you get rep points (only by people with high rep). 200+ points gets you into the old red guard forum. Say dumb stuff and get negged. Simple process really.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:31 PM
Bottom 4 now

Garret Atkins hits a fly ball out to Right-Center that Denorfia grabs on a dead run. Hard to ignore the great defense that's been patrolling out in center field since a certain Hall of Famer went on the shelf.

I can't believe they'd put him back out there when he gets off the DL.

1 out..

RedsMan3203
05-04-2006, 09:31 PM
Thing is, he was actually married to her outside the ring. Dude outkicked his coverage BIG time.

we can all dream of that one.... I miss her.....

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 09:31 PM
Actually the term sociopath is no longer politically correct. The APA would prefer if you said they had antisocial personality disorder. This has been a public service announcement from your local branch of the APA. Thank you.

How do they feel about psychopaths?

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 09:31 PM
If you say stuff that people fid intelligent, or funny, you get rep points (only by people with high rep). 200+ points gets you into the old red guard forum. Say dumb stuff and get negged. Simple process really.
I'm negging you for this :devil:




;)

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:32 PM
I never watched wrestling so I have no idea what half the posts in here are about

:D

I've seen one match, and its some of the new crap. Whatever the puppet guy's name was... mankind? he was wrestling some other dude w/ barbed wire and a box of tacks. That kind of turned off whatever limited interest i already had.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:32 PM
Top 4, 0 on, 1 out

Brad Hawpe jumps and skips into the box for his next AB. I kept contemplating picking this guy up in my fantasy league, but just traded for Scott Rolen and juggled the lineup instead.

Harang K's him routinely. I'd say I made a good decision.

2 outs.

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 09:33 PM
I love those high socks.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:34 PM
Top 4, 0 on, 2 out

Eli "Don't Call Me Peyton's Little Brother" Marrero gets quickly into an 0-2 hole, seemingly before the AB even started. He breaks his back on a little looper into left field.

A single in this cavernous excuse for a ballpark.

2 out

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 09:34 PM
I've seen one match, and its some of the new crap. Whatever the puppet guy's name was... mankind? he was wrestling some other dude w/ barbed wire and a box of tacks. That kind of turned off whatever limited interest i already had.
There's nothing better than great wrestling.
Unfortunately, there's not a lot out there right now.
There's nothing worse than BAD wrestling.

Ok, I'm done talking about wrestling. Back to the game.

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:34 PM
Thanks for the enlightenment Dunner. My rep of 4 must have been a direct result of bashing the Dixie Chicks.

I am who I am.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:34 PM
Bot 4th, 1 on, 2 out

Smith with another looping liner for a base hit. Cheesy Base hits = the devil.

2 on, 2 outs.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:35 PM
How do they feel about psychopaths?

Same classification... antisocial personality disorder. Did you know ASPD is the one of the few psychological disorders that can't get you the insanity/incompetent to stand trial defense? Thats because over 70-80 percent of the people in prison would get diagnosis for ASPD.

Pretty much every single serial killer has ASPD. The hallmark signs to look for in serial killers when they are young? Abuse to animals and bed wetting (i'm forgetting the 3rd.... damn)

Fun times.

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 09:35 PM
Harang wins the Battle of the Ardoin.

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:36 PM
6 punchouts through 4 for Aaron.

Falls City Beer
05-04-2006, 09:36 PM
Same classification... antisocial personality disorder. Did you know ASPD is the one of the few psychological disorders that can't get you the insanity/incompetent to stand trial defense? Thats because over 70-80 percent of the people in prison would get diagnosis for ASPD.

Pretty much every single serial killer has ASPD. The hallmark signs to look for in serial killers when they are young? Abuse to animals and bed wetting (i'm forgetting the 3rd.... damn)

Fun times.

The third is starting fires.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:36 PM
6 Ks! Woo hoo!

GOREDSGO32
05-04-2006, 09:36 PM
And DDP didn't start wrestling until he was about 35 ... really late in his career ... he was a bar bouncer. Kimberly and DDP are seperated last I heard though ... she is extremely hot, an actress kind of now too also, and she is really smart too and has a college degree I believe.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:37 PM
Bottom 4th, 2 on, 2 out

Danny Ardoin up in a RISP situation, looking to bring this game a little closer. I can't say how much his vaguely French sounding name bothers me -- it's a personal hangup, and I won't let it get in the way of my PBP wor...

...he strikes out Swinging!! Ha, take that you surrender-loving champagne lover!

4-1 Reds after 4 :beerme:

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:37 PM
The third is starting fires.

well done. I had a serious brain fart right there. I love the bedwetting part, btw. Poor impulse control. Next time your kids wets the sheets, watch out.

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:38 PM
And DDP didn't start wrestling until he was about 35 ... really late in his career ... he was a bar bouncer. Kimberly and DDP are seperated last I heard though ... she is extremely hot, an actress kind of now too also, and she is really smart too and has a college degree I believe.

Bet wrestling pays better than an entry management position.

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:38 PM
Surrender loving champagne lover.....define redundancy.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:39 PM
Top 5

The Harangatang up to lead the inning off. I might have to stop making jokes about him if he gets another hit here.

He strikes out swinging. Too bad Aaron, you had your chance. Now endure further taunting.

1 out

gilpdawg
05-04-2006, 09:39 PM
Thanks for the enlightenment Dunner. My rep of 4 must have been a direct result of bashing the Dixie Chicks.

I am who I am.
Actually, I think it was for using profanity and political topics. That's off limits here. That's cool. You're new. We won't kill you yet.:D I'm slowly trying to work my way up to the big show.
BTW, I hate country music, but I kind of like the Dixie Chicks. I'm a rebel.

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:39 PM
Thanks for the rep boost ya'all!!!

Falls City Beer
05-04-2006, 09:40 PM
well done. I had a serious brain fart right there. I love the bedwetting part, btw. Poor impulse control. Next time your kids wets the sheets, watch out.

My brother's a shrink.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:40 PM
Top 5, 1 out

Felipe Lopez continues his slump by flying routinely out to Corey Sullivan. I thought Felipe sucked from the right side?

2 out

KronoRed
05-04-2006, 09:40 PM
FeLo need a day off?

naynay
05-04-2006, 09:41 PM
Political topics, yes. But no profanity. I used an asterisk for the "i" of the synonym for the female dog.

Big Klu
05-04-2006, 09:41 PM
The third is starting fires.

Fire! Fire! Fire!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e8/Beavisprofile.jpg/120px-Beavisprofile.jpg

Dunner44
05-04-2006, 09:42 PM
5-1 ground outs to FO for Aaron so far. Last time up was so out of character for him... .6 go to 9 fo. But he still got the W, and a quality start, so no complaint. DW even managed to do well in that category vs the cards. His 11-5 go/fo made me almost crap my pants when i saw it, even if he was pitching againts the Cards AAA team.

Caveat Emperor
05-04-2006, 09:42 PM
Top 5, 2 out

Brandon Phillips up looking to continue an 0-2 night. Maybe he's figuring that since Tony Womack is gone, someone has to pick up the slack in the "sucking" department. Either that or maybe Tony left a curse on his locker, Pedro Cerrano style.

Phillips flies out routinely.

Reds giving Josh Fogg the first good feelings he's had since he got a gold star in finger painting back at age 5.

EOI - 4-1 Reds