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savafan
05-24-2006, 01:07 PM
This is not religous or political. It does however, have to be an outright lie. ;)

http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/shake.asp

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RedsBaron
05-24-2006, 01:15 PM
I have nothing to add, but I am just shaking my head and rolling my eyes.:rolleyes:

savafan
05-24-2006, 01:34 PM
FWIW, I believe the leg press record is somewhere around 450 pounds.

registerthis
05-24-2006, 02:34 PM
Sounds like we have the makings of a Pat Robertson - Chuck Norris - Jim Coombs three-way Battle Royal.

My money is on Coombs.

savafan
05-24-2006, 02:53 PM
Jack Bauer could take them all on at the same time via satellite from China and still come out victorious.

dabvu2498
05-24-2006, 03:34 PM
Pat Robertson is no Chris Denorfia!

dsmith421
05-24-2006, 04:04 PM
FWIW, I believe the leg press record is somewhere around 450 pounds.

That isn't true, FSU's football record is somewhere in the neighborhood of 1300 pounds. Madeleine Albright can hoist up 400. A person in good shape can do roughly 2.5 times their body weight, if I remember correctly.

(http://cbs.sportsline.com/spin/story/9403333)

Robertson and Kim Jong Il should get together for an athletic competition.

Also, why does Robertson always look like he's sawing off an incredibly painful dump when he's "praying"?

RedsBaron
05-24-2006, 04:10 PM
A person in good shape can do roughly 2.5 times their body weight, if I remember correctly.


I guess that means Pat weighs 800 pounds then (man, he looks thinner on television;) )

max venable
05-24-2006, 04:11 PM
http://www.pamspaulding.com/graphics/patrobertson.jpg
Yeah, it looks like that shake is takin' real good care o' him. :thumbup:

RedsManRick
05-24-2006, 04:18 PM
They didn't say 2000 lbs all at once. What they meant was 40 reps of 50 lbs.

Johnny Footstool
05-24-2006, 04:21 PM
So what's the secret ingredient of this mystical protein shake? Unicorn tears? Virgin's blood?

I'm betting on corn syrup and ground-up bald eagle claws.

jmcclain19
05-24-2006, 04:50 PM
Very very funny stuff

http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/legpress_explanation.asp


HEALTH
How Pat Robertson Leg Pressed 2,000 Pounds

Pat Robertson worked out at the gym on an incline leg press machine with weights up to 570 pounds. Working with his physician, who was an amazing strength trainer, he worked up to 800 pounds, then 1,000 pounds. Then one day he was able to leg press 1,500 pounds one time. Then over the succeeding months, he trained with multiple reps of 1,200 pounds, 1,300 pounds, and 1,400 pounds.

One Saturday morning, his physician said, “I’ll get you bragging rights. Let’s go to 2,000 pounds.” Then he worked up multiple reps of 1,400 pounds, 1,500 pounds, 1,600 pounds, 1,700, pounds, 1,800 pounds and 1,900 pounds. When 2,000 pounds was put on the machine two men got on either side and helped push the load up, and then let it down on Mr. Robertson, who pushed it up one rep and let it go back down again.

Mr. Robertson warms up now at 500 pounds, and was shown on television with Kristi Watts doing 1000 pounds.
His doctor, by the way, has leg pressed 2,700 pounds. It is not nearly as hard as the authors of these reports make it out to be. We have multiple witnesses to the 2,000 pound leg press, plus video of the 10 reps of 1,000 pounds.

registerthis
05-24-2006, 05:05 PM
So what's the secret ingredient of this mystical protein shake? Unicorn tears? Virgin's blood?

The Power of Jesus, of course.

RichRed
05-24-2006, 05:32 PM
So what's the secret ingredient of this mystical protein shake? Unicorn tears? Virgin's blood?

I'm betting on corn syrup and ground-up bald eagle claws.

The tears of a mountain goat and the spleens from seven heathens. But shhh, don't tell anyone.

Johnny Footstool
05-24-2006, 05:37 PM
The Power of Jesus, of course.

That ingredient appears on the label, so it's not really a secret.

Ravenlord
05-24-2006, 05:59 PM
FWIW, I believe the leg press record is somewhere around 450 pounds.
i've done 1,100 pounds on a static contraction....could do more but i've never been on a machine that can do more.

GAC
05-24-2006, 09:46 PM
download Pat's shakeDown

Am I the only one who noticed this? :lol:

RedsBaron
05-25-2006, 07:56 AM
Am I the only one who noticed this? :lol:
I guess that is truth in advertising.;)

GAC
05-25-2006, 09:54 AM
Jack LaLanne has been juicin' for decades. ;)

http://www.asseenontvguys.com/ProductImages/pjwhite.jpg

savafan
05-25-2006, 12:43 PM
That isn't true, FSU's football record is somewhere in the neighborhood of 1300 pounds. Madeleine Albright can hoist up 400. A person in good shape can do roughly 2.5 times their body weight, if I remember correctly.



I guess I don't know everything...:dunno: