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savafan
06-14-2006, 03:37 AM
How pathetic.

http://www.getdshirts.com/

:laugh:

RedFanAlways1966
06-14-2006, 08:54 AM
Why doesn't the dummy use the Bell to Save it? :confused:

Unassisted
06-14-2006, 09:51 AM
He blames his "bad credit," but it sounds like he just owns more house than he can afford. Dude, you have to make the payments!

Heath
06-14-2006, 10:15 AM
Maybe Elizabeth Berkeley has some leftover cash from "Showgirls".

Yachtzee
06-14-2006, 10:26 AM
Maybe he should call up Zack and A.C. to see if they can't come up with some crazy scheme to save it without Mr. Belding catching on.

dabvu2498
06-14-2006, 10:35 AM
His girl Lisa Turtle was rich. She could bail him out.

Heath
06-14-2006, 10:40 AM
His girl Lisa Turtle was rich. She could bail him out.

Lisa wanted no part of Screech. Didn't you watch the show?

I bet Slater could go get a few kids and shake'em down for the lunch money.

I just blew my 3,500th post on "Saved By The Bell". Stan Musial would have been proud. :bang:

Danny Serafini
06-14-2006, 10:48 AM
Maybe Elizabeth Berkeley has some leftover cash from "Showgirls".

I doubt there's enough rolled up dollar bills there to save his house. ;)

Heath
06-14-2006, 10:59 AM
I doubt there's enough rolled up dollar bills there to save his house. ;)

You should have "donated" more to her "cause".

RedsBaron
06-14-2006, 11:17 AM
Maybe he should call up Zack and A.C. to see if they can't come up with some crazy scheme to save it without Mr. Belding catching on.
True. Maybe Kelly Kapowski could lead a cheer to have people donate money.

Heath
06-14-2006, 11:21 AM
True. Maybe Kelly Kapowski could lead a cheer to have people donate money.


I know!! A Bake Sale!!

Oh wait, shucks. That was Facts of Life.

dabvu2498
06-14-2006, 11:23 AM
They're going to raise money at this weekend's swim meet with Valley.

TeamMorris
06-14-2006, 12:26 PM
:bowrofl: You guys are cracking me up!

RedsBaron
06-14-2006, 12:28 PM
They're going to raise money at this weekend's swim meet with Valley.
Good idea. I believe Zach once raised money by selling calendars of the girls swim team.

IowaRed
06-14-2006, 12:33 PM
That is truly pathetic, almost on par with his stand-up

Johnny Footstool
06-14-2006, 12:41 PM
Maybe Elizabeth Berkeley has some leftover cash from "Showgirls".

If not, she could always earn cash the hard way.

dabvu2498
06-14-2006, 01:22 PM
Good idea. I believe Zach once raised money by selling calendars of the girls swim team.
Maybe they can save The Max while they're at it.

WMR
06-14-2006, 01:30 PM
I thought Jessie was so F'N hot in Saved by the Bell. She seemed really intelligent. Then she made the decision to star in Showgirls. One thought confirmed, another dashed.

Johnny Footstool
06-14-2006, 01:40 PM
I thought Jessie was so F'N hot in Saved by the Bell. She seemed really intelligent. Then she made the decision to star in Showgirls. One thought confirmed, another dashed.

Young Liz Berkeley was very attractive. The bleached-blonde version that appeared in Showgirls looked plastic and vaguely equine.

M2
06-14-2006, 01:54 PM
He's working in doppelganger form in cartoons.

http://www.adultswim.com/clips/strokerandhoop/ep02/video.asx

smith288
06-14-2006, 01:59 PM
If you ever become a failed actor/actress, just sign onto Adult Swim and do some crappy cartoons that high college kids will like.

dabvu2498
06-14-2006, 02:12 PM
I was a huge Lisa Turtle fan myself. Then in my first job out of college, I worked with a girl that looked and acted just like her. It wasn't so attractive in person.

15fan
06-14-2006, 03:25 PM
That is truly pathetic, almost on par with his stand-up

I think I've shared this story before, but it's worth repeating.

After graduating from college in 2000, my sister took a job in the Student Life division of her University. She worked with the clubs, organizations, entertainment committees, etc. One evening, Screech & his standup act were booked as entertainment for the university community.

Somehow, sis ended up chauffering Screech to/from campus in her '96 Civic. After his show, my sister took him back to his hotel (or was it the airport...). For the majority of the car ride, Screech made out in the backseat with his girlfriend.

Now she's cursed. Twice. She has to live with the image of screech making out in her rear view mirror. And none of her friends will ever let her sell the car (at this point, there's gotta be at least 150k miles on it...), given its brush with "greatness".

Redsfaithful
06-14-2006, 05:15 PM
Maybe he could go into porn:

http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/06/the_legend_of_s.html

Yachtzee
06-14-2006, 06:06 PM
Maybe he could go into porn:

http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/06/the_legend_of_s.html

He could join that kid who got his tongue stuck to the flagpole in "A Christmas Story" and co-starred with Richard Pryor in "The Toy."

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0777432/

Unassisted
06-14-2006, 09:01 PM
Maybe he should call up Zack and A.C. to see if they can't come up with some crazy scheme to save it without Mr. Belding catching on.Zack is working at the White House now. Maybe he could get President Allen to help his old bud?

http://abc.go.com/primetime/commanderinchief/photos/episode_12/large_14.jpg

KronoRed
06-14-2006, 09:09 PM
Shame she's out of office after tonight ;)

Raisor
06-18-2006, 09:06 AM
Zack is working at the White House now. Maybe he could get President Allen to help his old bud?

http://abc.go.com/primetime/commanderinchief/photos/episode_12/large_14.jpg


Heck with that, before he got the job in the white house, he was Andy Sippowitz's partner.

Andy could give the mortgage holder a "tune up"

Chip R
08-10-2006, 04:23 PM
For those of you who can't get enough Screech info, here's some more news.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060810/ap_en_tv/people_dustin_diamond

Diamond Says Woman Broke Into Hotel Room 1 hour, 34 minutes ago

OMAHA, Neb. - Dustin Diamond, who played geeky Screech Powers on the '90s teen comedy "Saved by the Bell," says he scuffled with a woman at an Omaha hotel earlier this week.

Diamond, who performed at the Funny Bone Comedy Club Thursday through Sunday, told a Tampa, Fla., radio station that a woman broke into his room in a west Omaha hotel early Monday morning.

Diamond said the woman grabbed some video games, and he held her against the hotel room door until police arrived.

The 28-year-old woman denied attacking Diamond and told police he had assaulted her.

Omaha Police Sgt. Teresa Negron said no charges have been filed.

"It's a case of `he said, she said,'" Negron said.

Diamond, 29, is touring the United States with an 18-and-older standup comedy show.

In June, Diamond said he was selling T-shirts with his photo on them to try to raise money to save his Milwaukee home, which was under a foreclosure order.

MaineRed
08-10-2006, 07:26 PM
Personally I thought all the girls on Saved by the Bell were hotter than Jessie, and that includes Miss Bliss.

I always considered Jessie the ugly girl who hung out with the hot girls (Kelly and Lisa).

Good luck Sceech, but if it doesn't work out, I hear the Beach Club is hiring.

RedsBaron
08-10-2006, 08:44 PM
If it had been Kelly Kapowski, she would have whipped Screech's butt in that hotel room, and with a smile:) .

KalDanielsfan
08-10-2006, 09:33 PM
If you ever become a failed actor/actress, just sign onto Adult Swim and do some crappy cartoons that high college kids will like.

yeah seth green, ashton kutcher, mila kunis, sara michelle gellar, scarlett johanssen, rick shroeder, brekin meyer, and ryan phillipe are all "failed actors" huh...

i love how people who dont live in the industry or in hollywood/new york tend to know so much about it :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

dabvu2498
08-11-2006, 10:01 AM
Personally I thought all the girls on Saved by the Bell were hotter than Jessie, and that includes Miss Bliss.

I always considered Jessie the ugly girl who hung out with the hot girls (Kelly and Lisa).

Good luck Sceech, but if it doesn't work out, I hear the Beach Club is hiring.
Yeah, but the boss' daughter is now married to the King of Queens.

Heath
08-11-2006, 10:33 AM
yeah seth green, ashton kutcher, mila kunis, sara michelle gellar, scarlett johanssen, rick shroeder, brekin meyer, and ryan phillipe are all "failed actors" huh...

I'm sure all actors at one time failed. And failed miserably. It's about catching a break or getting lucky.

I would guarantee that all the actors you named above failed at one point in their careers, while most are multiple failures.

KalDanielsfan
08-11-2006, 10:54 AM
I'm sure all actors at one time failed. And failed miserably. It's about catching a break or getting lucky.

I would guarantee that all the actors you named above failed at one point in their careers, while most are multiple failures.
but they all do work on Cartoon Network for Seth Green or Seth Mcfarlane. smart boy above thinks he knows what he's talking about and tries to rip on people and situations he has no clue about.

i take offense to that.

Yachtzee
08-11-2006, 04:15 PM
yeah seth green, ashton kutcher, mila kunis, sara michelle gellar, scarlett johanssen, rick shroeder, brekin meyer, and ryan phillipe are all "failed actors" huh...

i love how people who dont live in the industry or in hollywood/new york tend to know so much about it :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Are you "in the industry", KalDanielsfan?

just curious.

KalDanielsfan
08-11-2006, 04:28 PM
Are you "in the industry", KalDanielsfan?

just curious.

regardless if I am or not, I dont judge anyone in their respective fields by calling them "failures" if they are making money, doing what they want to do, and are sucessful at it.

plus Im a huge fan of Cartoon Network and their creative shows.

Matt700wlw
08-11-2006, 05:15 PM
I thought Jessie was so F'N hot in Saved by the Bell. She seemed really intelligent. Then she made the decision to star in Showgirls. One thought confirmed, another dashed.

Kelly....I always liked Kelly...

Ltlabner
08-11-2006, 05:21 PM
but they all do work on Cartoon Network for Seth Green or Seth Mcfarlane. smart boy above thinks he knows what he's talking about and tries to rip on people and situations he has no clue about.

And the need for a personal attack like that is what? :thumbdown

KalDanielsfan
08-11-2006, 05:39 PM
And the need for a personal attack like that is what? :thumbdown

how is that a personal attack? some of you have weird standards here.

MaineRed
08-11-2006, 05:45 PM
Yeah, but the boss' daughter is now married to the King of Queens.

And Mr. Carosi was last seen naked on a NYC Subway.

Ltlabner
08-11-2006, 06:09 PM
but they all do work on Cartoon Network for Seth Green or Seth Mcfarlane. smart boy above thinks he knows what he's talking about and tries to rip on people and situations he has no clue about.


how is that a personal attack? jesus christ some of you have weird standards here.


Hahahahha. You got me there. I guess snidely refereing to another poster as "smart boy" and saying there are situations "he has no clue about" aren't really an attack. I mean, any reasonable person would consider that well within the bounds of civil discourse.

My bad. :rolleyes:

KalDanielsfan
08-11-2006, 07:43 PM
Hahahahha. You got me there. I guess snidely refereing to another poster as "smart boy" and saying there are situations "he has no clue about" aren't really an attack. I mean, any reasonable person would consider that well within the bounds of civil discourse.

My bad. :rolleyes:

like i said, if that is considred an attack i need to re-think my entire lexicon before posting on this site.

does he have a clue about actors or the industry? probably not.

he is insulting people that he doesnt even know, so isnt that a personal attack? by calling them "failures?" and i cant defend that?

like i said, this is very strange to me.