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15fan
06-30-2006, 04:38 PM
http://cbs4.com/topstories/topstories_story_180174619.html

Keys to the Escalade? Check.

Liquored up? Check.

Porn in the DVD player? Check.

Baggy pants? Check.

It's time to roll.

(The animated visual given by the store owner about halfway through the video is priceless...)

pedro
06-30-2006, 04:43 PM
omg.

dabvu2498
06-30-2006, 04:44 PM
"Not a Bentley" yo.

ochre
06-30-2006, 04:46 PM
and just like that, another great euphemism is born:

Sorry I was gone so long, I was dropping my cell phone.

Falls City Beer
06-30-2006, 04:47 PM
They really need to create a virtual reality drunk-porn-Escalade game to cut down on accidents like this one.

Reds4Life
06-30-2006, 04:48 PM
Well, if you are going to wreck, wreck with style.

I wonder if he was listening to "Whip It"?

dabvu2498
06-30-2006, 04:48 PM
They really need to create a virtual reality drunk-porn-Escalade game to cut down on accidents like this one.
They did. It's called NBA Live, but you have to play with the Portland TrailBlazers 2002 team.

Red Leader
06-30-2006, 04:57 PM
I was 1/2 expecting to see Puffy's name in there somewhere... :laugh:

LincolnparkRed
06-30-2006, 05:12 PM
That's what I Call Multi-tasking!!!!

Benny-Distefano
06-30-2006, 05:18 PM
"Muuuuuuuuulti-tasking."

Cedric
06-30-2006, 05:29 PM
Sounds like a NBA player.

cincinnati chili
06-30-2006, 05:57 PM
"he was masturbating himself going down that street."

Hap
06-30-2006, 06:14 PM
Don't they teach athletes not to beat themselves with silly mistakes?

MrCinatit
06-30-2006, 07:00 PM
He offered the guy a Hummer.



That's a car, right?

Johnny Footstool
06-30-2006, 10:47 PM
Drunk and playing with yourself is no way to go through life, son.

GAC
07-01-2006, 08:43 AM
"First Gear!.... Second Gear!"......

max venable
07-02-2006, 10:36 PM
Well, if you liked that, you'll like this:

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/youtube/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-day-176349.php

At least Griffin can claim he was drunk when he "did it."

Hap
07-02-2006, 11:04 PM
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/youtube/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-day-176349.php

I wonder what his father (yikes) does to him when he masturbates at home.

Dom Heffner
07-07-2006, 06:49 PM
I heard he was racing somebody. Apparently he was getting beat and then he pulled a head and won by a few strokes.

Highlifeman21
07-12-2006, 02:56 PM
Well, if you liked that, you'll like this:

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/youtube/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-day-176349.php

At least Griffin can claim he was drunk when he "did it."

OSU Fan, go figure....