View Full Version : Operation removes lightbulb from anus

07-01-2006, 12:02 AM
No word on whether Dr. Kremchek was consulted on this case.


MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

07-01-2006, 01:09 AM
That's just mean

07-01-2006, 01:56 AM
Wow, I must be tired. I thought you were talking about the board game "Operation", and I thought to myself "I don't remember there being a light bulb in the anus, wait...I don't remember there even being an anus!!"

07-01-2006, 04:06 AM
/\ Must be the new version ;)

07-01-2006, 08:40 AM
Where do you get these stories sava? :lol:

And the guy doesn't know how it got there???

Either it was a 40 watt soft-lite... or the Drs don't know what a prostrate looks like. :eek:

07-01-2006, 09:36 AM
He thanked Allah?
He should thank himself for not sneezing.

07-01-2006, 09:38 AM
Favorite song....

"You light up my life"

Debbie Boone

07-01-2006, 05:35 PM
Favorite song....

"You light up my life"

Debbie Boone

Personally - there's a title for a good ol C&W song there somewhere. ;)

"There's dark skies over Memphis, with not a star in sight
And that's not the sunset over Nashville
But my anus shinin' bright

Ol Betty Lou is standin' there, just givin' me the stare
'Put yer pants on Cletus, 'cause my eyes can't stand the glare!'"

It's quite a sight is these here parts,
and every soul alive
says you can see ol Cletus' A$$ from interstate 75"

Chip R
07-02-2006, 01:07 AM
Someone must have been having an argument about something or other and someone probably said something about sticking it where the sun didn't shine. Well, they couldn't get the sun in there but they got the next best thing. ;)

07-02-2006, 01:57 AM
Man, I hate it when that happens

07-02-2006, 11:07 AM
"Million to one shot, Doc..." Frank Costanza

07-04-2006, 04:42 PM
"Everytime I farted I had a brilliant idea",said Mohammad.

07-04-2006, 07:03 PM
In a follow-up story, a string of Christmas lights was found in his urethra.

Roy Tucker
07-05-2006, 09:43 AM
He thought they were asking for a beer and said Bud Light.