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Dom Heffner
07-07-2006, 06:58 PM
And the one I bet on lost.

Well, he didn't lose, he got beat. There was some pretty stiff competition there.

Feel free to describe your experience if you've been to one.
RBA
07-07-2006, 11:17 PM
I didn't know they were still legal.
Jpup
07-08-2006, 12:06 AM
And the one I bet on lost.Well, he didn't lose, he got beat. There was some pretty stiff competition there.

:lol:

I watched one fight a cat one time. :cool:
OnBaseMachine
07-08-2006, 07:14 AM
Hmmm...the word "cock, "stiff", and "beat" all in the same post, I think someone was trying to make a joke. ;)
RedsBaron
07-08-2006, 08:05 AM
Hmmm...the word "cock, "stiff", and "beat" all in the same post, I think someone was trying to make a joke. ;)
Hard to be sure.
Tony Cloninger
07-08-2006, 09:44 AM
SOOOOO.....who had the bigger "cock" in that fight?

Did the loser go limp?


I did see 1 on "Sienfeld". Little "Yerry" looked good......tamales were bad.....Kramer got the worst of it.
Dom Heffner
07-08-2006, 10:28 AM
I talked to the owner afterwards and he said that the cock had been sore from overuse.

Either that, he said, or he was so nervous he couldn't perform in front of the crowd.
westofyou
07-08-2006, 10:59 AM
Cock fights, another sign that humans don't have it going on so great in their own little world.
Falls City Beer
07-08-2006, 11:00 AM
For whatever reason, at the last cockfight I attended, a chicken interrupted the proceedings. So I choked it.
registerthis
07-10-2006, 09:35 AM
Always bet on the cock with the biggest pecker.
M2
07-10-2006, 11:11 AM
I kind of expected this to be the punchline:

"Went to a cock fight this past weekend ... and I won!"
Benny-Distefano
07-10-2006, 11:49 AM
Well, whether you win or lose a cockfight, the bottom line is, you're jousting with your penis, which isnt very smart.






....what, too subtle? :)
Dom Heffner
07-11-2006, 06:09 PM
"Went to a cock fight this past weekend ... and I won!"


Yes, but then you can't come back with the first part of the joke.

I went to a cock fight this past weekend....and I lost.

Well, I didn't lose, I got beat. There was pretty stiff competition. I was winning until the other guy pulled "ahead" and beat me by a few strokes.

If I say I won, can I make it still work?