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BCubb2003
07-20-2006, 09:41 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060721/capt.09d77ab560284bfa87ee709652ef8a71.cincinnati_t ennis_ohdk106.jpg

westofyou
07-20-2006, 09:44 PM
No, no Ken... It's "HE who smelt it dealt it."

edabbs44
07-20-2006, 09:47 PM
I'm the only guy in this stadium who has more money than you.

Tommyjohn25
07-20-2006, 09:53 PM
Jr-"Carl, wake up, you can't use my shoulder to sleep on, lean the other way!"

KronoRed
07-20-2006, 10:12 PM
I thought this guy was going to put a winner on the field

Spitball
07-21-2006, 12:16 AM
Dammit, Kenny, I'll say it one one more time, bananas is a metaphor for life...er, baseball. ... Hey, wait did I get my change back for that beer???

Johnny Footstool
07-21-2006, 01:07 AM
I'll give you three million dollars for the woman.

TOBTTReds
07-21-2006, 01:09 AM
Carl- "Did you see Serena's booty there?" Ken "ummm hmmm"

MrCinatit
07-21-2006, 07:07 AM
Uh...wait...I thought we had a game going on right now? Aren't you supposed to be the starting center fielder?

Jaycint
07-21-2006, 08:18 AM
Ok Ken Ok, I'll tell you what the secret blend of herbs and spices is!

SunDeck
07-21-2006, 08:49 AM
"Is that young lady with you?"

Spitball
07-21-2006, 10:53 AM
So I said to Jim, "Ken Griffey? Sure go for it. Make that trade." I'm thinkin', hell, the guys gotta' be fifty-something and probably not signed for much at this stage of his career. Who knew he had a kid with the same name?

boobhat
07-21-2006, 11:24 AM
"we used to tie an onion on our belt, it was the fashion of the day"

Hap
07-21-2006, 01:58 PM
check out the gazongas on the chick in the yellow tank top

Red Leader
07-21-2006, 02:11 PM
"People still think I own that UDF place....I can't even get a free friggin' ice cream in this place. Psshft."

Chip R
07-21-2006, 02:15 PM
"we used to tie an onion on our belt, it was the fashion of the day"

:laugh:

Matt700wlw
07-21-2006, 03:12 PM
"Ken, your wife is hot...it moved."

Johnny Footstool
07-21-2006, 03:15 PM
"we used to tie an onion on our belt, it was the fashion of the day"

:laugh:

Yellow onions, not those big white onions -- we didn't have those on account of the war. They cost a nickle...back then, nickles had pictures of bees on them. "Gimme two bees for a dime," you'd say...

Redsland
07-21-2006, 03:43 PM
Chris Rock, Robin Givens, and Walter Matthau's corpse star in...

Weekend at Bernie's Stadium.

RedLegSuperStar
07-21-2006, 04:21 PM
So Junior, I was thinking of growing a bit of a goatee. Should I? Or will it make me look to much like Colonel Sanders?

Ltlabner
07-21-2006, 04:25 PM
Dang it Kelly, I am so tired of owning this silly basketball team. I think I want to try something new....What do you think if I told you I wanted to buy a baseball team? And, now follow me here sonny, I want to bring one of the greatest center fielders of all time here. His name is Ken Griffy Jr. Have you heard of him ?

Ltlabner
07-21-2006, 04:26 PM
Option 2:

Kenny, that Dan OBrian is an idiot. Every time I go to fire him though, he hides somewhere in his office. One of these day's I'll catch that scamp and can his keister.

RFS62
07-21-2006, 04:33 PM
Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?

boobhat
07-21-2006, 05:33 PM
:laugh:

Yellow onions, not those big white onions -- we didn't have those on account of the war. They cost a nickle...back then, nickles had pictures of bees on them. "Gimme two bees for a dime," you'd say...

how could you possibly remember that entire quote

Spitball
07-21-2006, 05:33 PM
Listen, Kenny, in this world you've got to expect the unexpected, but if you're expecting the unexpected then you're expecting it so it's not unexpected. I tell ya', I don't know what to expect.

Johnny Footstool
07-22-2006, 01:37 PM
how could you possibly remember that entire quote

I taped the Simspons in college and watched them religiously.

I don't think the whole thing is accurate, though. It's supposed to be "gimme five bees for a quarter."

Marc D
07-22-2006, 05:27 PM
KGJ:"I'm glad you like rap music but for the last time, I'm not Will Smith."