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08-04-2006, 11:03 AM
Two college football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.
The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew
he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making
sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the
shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor
hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so
stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."

He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in
the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he
whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."



08-04-2006, 05:15 PM
I used to date a homeless girl.....

It was great, at the end of the date I could just drop her off anywhere.....

08-05-2006, 07:55 AM

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather
sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?

"Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well...last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea"

08-05-2006, 11:54 AM
Just to make sure they don't miss any games....

08-05-2006, 12:02 PM
Just to make sure they don't miss any games....

Logan Co. West Virginia. Probably a Lincoln sitting in the driveway.