View Full Version : 3 Things

08-12-2006, 04:05 PM
If you were on a desert island and could only have 3 things, what would they be?

08-12-2006, 06:40 PM
Reds Baseball

08-12-2006, 07:33 PM
Fishing pole, books, a still.

08-12-2006, 07:59 PM
A sailboat, a case of pork rinds, and a case of Budweiser. I'll find land somehow. ;)

08-12-2006, 08:50 PM
Water, shovel , knife :D

max venable
08-12-2006, 09:30 PM
1. One of those global satellite phones

Really, that's about all I'd need, I guess.

08-12-2006, 11:42 PM
Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, and Maria Sharapova.

08-13-2006, 02:16 AM
Adam Dunn, Adam Dunn, Adam Dunn (he'll have everything else I need). :p:

08-13-2006, 07:28 AM
I'd have a sandbox, a sweater, and some paperweights.

08-13-2006, 07:44 AM
Reminds me of an old joke:

A salesman, an office manager and the owner of the company were walking down the street on their way to lunch. They noticed an old oil lamp lying in the weeds. They picked it up and, out of curiousity, rubbed it.

Poof! A genie appeared.

"Thanks for releasing me from that lamp", said the genie. "As you know, I can grant you three wishes but since there are three of you I'll have to give each of you just one wish."

"I'm first, I'm first!", yelled the salesman. "I want to be at Pebble Beach playing golf with Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson and Vijay Singh and have all the beer I can drink!"

Poof! The salesman was gone.

"I'm next, I'm next!" cried the office manager, a woman of about thirty. "I want to be on a beach in Hawaii with Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp giving me massages and waiters bring me all the pina coladas I want!"

Poof! The office manager was gone.

"Well", said the genie, looking at the business owner, "you're the last one. What do you want?"

"I want those two back in the office right after lunch!"

Moral of the story: always let the boss have the first say.


08-13-2006, 07:58 AM
Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, and Maria Sharapova.
Will you be wanting rescued any time soon?;)

08-13-2006, 08:00 AM
3 Things? A fully furnished and supplied yacht, complete with crew, would be a start.

08-13-2006, 12:58 PM
vin diesel, jason larue, and a nanny for all of our island chirrens.

08-13-2006, 04:19 PM
Will you be wanting rescued any time soon?;)
He needs rescue? ;)

08-13-2006, 05:37 PM
Will you be wanting rescued any time soon?;)

Nah, I plan on "riding" the girls back to land. ;)

08-13-2006, 08:30 PM
He needs rescue? ;)
He might need help.;)

08-14-2006, 10:41 AM
A volleyball, some video tapes, and ice skates. And if a portion of a port-a-let washed up on shore, that would help too.

08-15-2006, 08:19 AM
1 movie (Hitchcock's "Notorious"), 1 piece of music (Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue") and a subscription to "The New Yorker"

If Clive Owen happened to get stranded on the same island simultaneously, I wouldn't be able to stop smiling.:)