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gitrdunn44
08-12-2006, 04:05 PM
If you were on a desert island and could only have 3 things, what would they be?

BoydsOfSummer
08-12-2006, 06:40 PM
Water
Food
Reds Baseball

TeamCasey
08-12-2006, 07:33 PM
Fishing pole, books, a still.

GAC
08-12-2006, 07:59 PM
A sailboat, a case of pork rinds, and a case of Budweiser. I'll find land somehow. ;)

KronoRed
08-12-2006, 08:50 PM
Water, shovel , knife :D

max venable
08-12-2006, 09:30 PM
1. One of those global satellite phones

Really, that's about all I'd need, I guess.

OnBaseMachine
08-12-2006, 11:42 PM
Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, and Maria Sharapova.

TeamBoone
08-13-2006, 02:16 AM
Adam Dunn, Adam Dunn, Adam Dunn (he'll have everything else I need). :p:

camisadelgolf
08-13-2006, 07:28 AM
I'd have a sandbox, a sweater, and some paperweights.

remdog
08-13-2006, 07:44 AM
Reminds me of an old joke:

A salesman, an office manager and the owner of the company were walking down the street on their way to lunch. They noticed an old oil lamp lying in the weeds. They picked it up and, out of curiousity, rubbed it.

Poof! A genie appeared.

"Thanks for releasing me from that lamp", said the genie. "As you know, I can grant you three wishes but since there are three of you I'll have to give each of you just one wish."

"I'm first, I'm first!", yelled the salesman. "I want to be at Pebble Beach playing golf with Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson and Vijay Singh and have all the beer I can drink!"

Poof! The salesman was gone.

"I'm next, I'm next!" cried the office manager, a woman of about thirty. "I want to be on a beach in Hawaii with Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp giving me massages and waiters bring me all the pina coladas I want!"

Poof! The office manager was gone.

"Well", said the genie, looking at the business owner, "you're the last one. What do you want?"

"I want those two back in the office right after lunch!"

Moral of the story: always let the boss have the first say.

Rem

RedsBaron
08-13-2006, 07:58 AM
Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, and Maria Sharapova.
Will you be wanting rescued any time soon?;)

RedsBaron
08-13-2006, 08:00 AM
3 Things? A fully furnished and supplied yacht, complete with crew, would be a start.

i_heart_jason
08-13-2006, 12:58 PM
vin diesel, jason larue, and a nanny for all of our island chirrens.

KronoRed
08-13-2006, 04:19 PM
Will you be wanting rescued any time soon?;)
He needs rescue? ;)

OnBaseMachine
08-13-2006, 05:37 PM
Will you be wanting rescued any time soon?;)

Nah, I plan on "riding" the girls back to land. ;)

RedsBaron
08-13-2006, 08:30 PM
He needs rescue? ;)
He might need help.;)

dabvu2498
08-14-2006, 10:41 AM
A volleyball, some video tapes, and ice skates. And if a portion of a port-a-let washed up on shore, that would help too.

Sweetstop
08-15-2006, 08:19 AM
1 movie (Hitchcock's "Notorious"), 1 piece of music (Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue") and a subscription to "The New Yorker"

If Clive Owen happened to get stranded on the same island simultaneously, I wouldn't be able to stop smiling.:)