Wouldn't Schmidt Be Nice (song parody)

[Natty Redlocks]

Here's to you, Mr. Unrealistic-FA-Signing-and-Trade-Idea Guy (Reeeal men of gene-yuuuus....)

(To the tune of "Wouldn't It Be Nice?" by the Beach Boys)

Wouldn't Schmidt be nice in our rotation
With Zito and that Matsuzaka too
And wouldn't it be nice if we got A-Rod
In trade for Eric Milton and LaRue

You know them owners love to pay their cash out
And other teams are there to take our trash out

Wouldn't it be nice to be the Angels
With lots of pitching out the dang wazoo
And wouldn't it be nice to be the Yankees
Where Dunner would be Bat Boy Number Two

We'll have a bullpen we can put our faith in
Once we've traded Cormier for Nathan
And wouldn't Schmidt be nice

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
Maybe if we build a time machine we'll get Lou Gehrig too (la la la rainbows)
He could bat cleanup (la la la sunshine)
And then we'd be happy (la la la Froot Loops)
Wouldn't it be nice

You know that center field's lookin' spiffy
After we get Andruw Jones for Griffey....Andruw Jones for Griffey...
And wouldn't Schmidt be nice?

[mth123]

Pretty good.

[RedsManRick]

Great stuff! I love it when faux lyrics actually have the "right" number of syllables and the rhymes aren't terribly forced.

[ryanparkersongs]

Very good lyrics!

[Chip R]

Nice job.