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TeamCasey
10-15-2006, 07:14 PM
If you knew there would be a nuclear war in one week, what would you do?

RedFanAlways1966
10-15-2006, 07:59 PM
Be with my family the entire week and tell them how much I love them... in between trying to quickly build a bomb-shelter and accumulating as much non-perishable food, syringes and insulin as I could!

GAC
10-15-2006, 08:05 PM
Send eviction notices to the moles in my yard that they're gonna have company!

Unassisted
10-15-2006, 08:32 PM
Sneak across the border to Mexico.

dman
10-15-2006, 08:37 PM
Somebody's been watching Jericho haven't they?

Actually, I thought about this kind of scenario today. We had a Chemical/Nukelar warfare exercise this weekend with my guard unit. Really not much of anything that can be done I would reckon, depending on climate conditions and fallout etc...

Falls City Beer
10-15-2006, 08:42 PM
Hang out with Dick Cheney. (He's got that Party Bunker, right?)

KittyDuran
10-15-2006, 08:43 PM
Send eviction notices to the moles in my yard that they're gonna have company!GAC after the blast...;)

http://www.scifilm.org/museimages/supermanmolemen.jpg

Spring~Fields
10-15-2006, 08:52 PM
In the event that there truly is a here after, I am going to hire Dom and Steel to argue on my behalf that I was fried and toasted already, thus I am exempt from a second toasting or slow roast in the here after and must be sent to reside with the heavenly bodies. ;)

MrCinatit
10-15-2006, 10:16 PM
Track down the turkey responsible and punch him in the nose.
Then have my way with Sandra Bullock. I am sure she will already be searching for me by reputation alone.

Redsland
10-15-2006, 10:32 PM
Bounce a check for a lot of money, and use the cash to go somewhere tropical.

reds44
10-15-2006, 10:57 PM
Move to northern Canada.

RFS62
10-15-2006, 11:04 PM
I'd take advantage of the plan. No mine shaft gap here.

http://www.tigersweat.com/images/slove05.jpg

MrCinatit
10-15-2006, 11:18 PM
I'd take advantage of the plan. No mine shaft gap here.



"You mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?"

guttle11
10-15-2006, 11:26 PM
Duck...and cover!

KronoRed
10-16-2006, 12:23 AM
Move near a primary target, watch Threads and The Day After..it would not be pretty to survive.

And in the week leading up to it..family stuff

deltachi8
10-16-2006, 01:13 AM
buy some lead underwear

GAC
10-16-2006, 07:02 AM
http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/1486/bombsquad13wf.jpg

GAC
10-16-2006, 07:04 AM
Sneak across the border to Mexico.

They have strict security on that side. No way you'd make it. They have standards you know. ;)

RedsBaron
10-16-2006, 09:47 AM
I'd stand next to Chuck Norris. I should be safe as no mere nuclear warhead could defeat him.

GAC
10-16-2006, 11:38 AM
http://img.search.com/1/10/300px-Slim-pickens_riding-the-bomb.jpg

15fan
10-16-2006, 11:41 AM
what would you do?

What wouldn't I do...

BoydsOfSummer
10-16-2006, 11:58 PM
I'd find a nice sturdy desk and sit under it with my head between my legs.

smith288
10-19-2006, 05:35 PM
If I knew where it'd be i'd go far away from there.

registerthis
10-19-2006, 05:40 PM
Move to Switzerland.

KronoRed
10-19-2006, 05:46 PM
Move to Switzerland.

Won't help, the moon is the only place to go.

OldRightHander
10-19-2006, 07:21 PM
Stay at least 25 miles away from the center of any major city that could be a target. With the exception of the really high yield ones, most nukes out there would only have an immediate effect on a relatively small area. Of course there is the whole annoying problem of fallout. Some of the worst case scenarios assume a large scale exchange of the kind that we were all told could happen during the cold war, but I think the greater threat is that some nut case would figure out how to get one into the US and set it off somewhere, kind of like what happened in that Clancy book. One of those would be devastating for sure, but not to the level that we all used to fear.