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Natty Redlocks
10-26-2006, 05:13 PM
(To the tune of "California Girls" by The Beach Boys)

Well, Hatteberg is hip
I really dig that OBP
And Freel kicks butt, though he's freaking nuts
Just keep his "Farney" away from me

Junior's such a diva
Held in place with safety pins
You know, I'd sign up for an entire lineup
Of cheap clutchy veter-ins

I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia types.....

Now Edwin's mostly bat and
Brandon Phillips mostly glove
And you can call me slow but I just can't go
For that Big Hot Donkey Love

I been a longtime Reds fan and I've
Seen all kinds of hell
And now I'm inclined to say the team should find
More guys whose wives are named Racquel

I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(And then when Votto gets here we'll deal ya)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia types.....

KronoRed
10-26-2006, 06:17 PM
:clap:

Jr's Boy
10-26-2006, 06:56 PM
:rolleyes:

KittyDuran
10-26-2006, 07:04 PM
:laugh:

KittyDuran
10-26-2006, 07:06 PM
Actually, I'm very happy that Natty is using songs I know for the parodies. :thumbup:

Natty Redlocks
10-27-2006, 06:05 AM
thanks all

dman
10-27-2006, 07:24 AM
:rolleyes:

Why dude? This fella's just having some fun, and most are enjoying it, if you can't tell that already.

KronoRed
10-27-2006, 05:12 PM
Agreed, this forum is lacking in the fun department, place is too serious, it's baseball talk! not life and death.

Degenerate39
10-27-2006, 06:58 PM
I like it nice work as always