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HotCorner
11-07-2006, 05:00 PM
It finally happened.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce/

Matt700wlw
11-07-2006, 05:02 PM
This may the most shocking news of the day

westofyou
11-07-2006, 05:04 PM
Time to Turtle Wax my Truck and take a drive to Fla.

Unassisted
11-07-2006, 05:05 PM
Yesterday K-Fed had a concert in NYC where 300 people showed up at showtime. K-Fed didn't bother to show up and perform until 3 hours later. By that time the crowd had dwindled down to 100.

Suppose that was the straw that broke the camel's back?

Razor Shines
11-07-2006, 05:08 PM
Yesterday K-Fed had a concert in NYC where 300 people showed up at showtime. K-Fed didn't bother to show up and perform until 3 hours later. By that time the crowd had dwindled down to 100.

Suppose that was the straw that broke the camel's back?

Stealing a line from Seinfeld: They may have been more than a few tweaks away from a healthy relationship.

vaticanplum
11-07-2006, 05:14 PM
Good for her. That little girl strikes me as someone who needs 1. some freaking time to herself with her kids, and (I never say this kind of thing) 2. in time, a good mature man who really loves her and takes care of her.

I've always liked Britney Spears, she strikes me as well-meaning but just sheltered and clueless. Plus I think she's adorable, which is funny, because she's not at all the type of girl that my imaginary male alterego goes for. I have spent way too much time this week analyzing blonde celebrity women over here.

And Toxic is a great song. Fo shizzle.

flyer85
11-07-2006, 05:15 PM
Time to Turtle Wax my Truck and take a drive to Fla.make sure you hitch up the trailer.

Johnny Footstool
11-07-2006, 05:39 PM
make sure you hitch up the trailer.

And polish up your dance moves and mic skills. She seems to like boys who can jitterbug and ribbety-rap.

Ltlabner
11-07-2006, 05:53 PM
Two words: Popo Zau

No marriage can withstand that.

Chip R
11-07-2006, 05:56 PM
Oh, Kevin, your 15 minutes will be expiring soon.

RedsBaron
11-07-2006, 06:18 PM
I'm shocked, SHOCKED.

Puffy
11-07-2006, 06:20 PM
So you're saying there a chance.......

MrCinatit
11-07-2006, 06:23 PM
Married and divorced twice at so young.
Are her marriage advisers Liz Taylor and Larry King?

RedsBaron
11-07-2006, 06:31 PM
Married and divorced twice at so young.
Are her marriage advisers Liz Taylor and Larry King?

Opps I did it again......

RFS62
11-07-2006, 06:32 PM
So you're saying there a chance.......

http://images.art.com/images/-/Jim-Carrey---Dumb-Dumber--C10102378.jpeg

westofyou
11-07-2006, 06:33 PM
Forget the Truck, this will take something special.

http://berryweb.com/weinermobile.jpg

RFS62
11-07-2006, 06:33 PM
Jim Edmonds!!!!!

Ltlabner
11-07-2006, 06:41 PM
[insert soap opera voice-over guy here]: Will young Britney ever be able to wash off that Federline stink?

These are the questions that trouble mankind.

vaticanplum
11-07-2006, 06:50 PM
Married and divorced twice at so young.
Are her marriage advisers Liz Taylor and Larry King?

I think her first marriage was annulled. Unless you're referring to him -- he's been married and divorced at least twice as far as I know.

M2
11-07-2006, 07:02 PM
K-Fed's found himself some spotlight with the WWE and don't rule out a future in hardcore porn (for either of them).

SteelSD
11-07-2006, 07:18 PM
Divorce? That's odd. I thought you normally just burn off leeches.

MrCinatit
11-07-2006, 07:35 PM
I think her first marriage was annulled. Unless you're referring to him -- he's been married and divorced at least twice as far as I know.

I was refering to her, and you are correct, it was an annullment. I stand corrected.

deltachi8
11-07-2006, 08:01 PM
Good for her. That little girl strikes me as someone who needs 1. some freaking time to herself with her kids, and (I never say this kind of thing) 2. in time, a good mature man who really loves her and takes care of her.

I've always liked Britney Spears, she strikes me as well-meaning but just sheltered and clueless. Plus I think she's adorable, which is funny, because she's not at all the type of girl that my imaginary male alterego goes for. I have spent way too much time this week analyzing blonde celebrity women over here.

And Toxic is a great song. Fo shizzle.

I agree with you Vatican, except I can't, with any credibility whatsoever, use the term "fo shizzle."

Roy Tucker
11-08-2006, 08:59 AM
K-Fed turns to Fed-Ex.

TRF
11-08-2006, 09:35 AM
I think I'll watch RAW in the next couple of weeks. Cena can be entertaining as he's trying to be this generations Rock on the mic.

Johnny Footstool
11-08-2006, 09:47 AM
K-Fed's found himself some spotlight with the WWE and don't rule out a future in hardcore porn (for either of them).

Can a hookup with Tonya Harding be far behind? Or maybe a new reality show -- "Dumpster Diving with the Stars."

Tony Cloninger
11-08-2006, 09:58 AM
The people he THOUGHT? ASSUMED? like him for his talent (I can barely type that word in regards to him)..... will soon be gone and so will this Vanilla Ice wannabe.

How this guy is able to shove himself into any sort of limelight.......just shows how real pathetic the E NETWORK crowd is.

He actually got 300 to show up for 1 of his shows?

He has to be a great con man/grifter to be able to have people like him and put up with him.....even if he is BS husband.

Even in Porno you need a some talent.........does he have any?

Can you tell i really hate this guy? ;)

BuckeyeRedleg
11-08-2006, 11:16 AM
The people he THOUGHT? ASSUMED? like him for his talent (I can barely type that word in regards to him)..... will soon be gone and so will this Vanilla Ice wannabe.

How this guy is able to shove himself into any sort of limelight.......just shows how real pathetic the E NETWORK crowd is.

I'm thinking all the negative that could be said about this joker could also be said about Brittany, except substitute Madonna for Vanilla in the wannabe category.

She is squatty. She is talent-less. She is trashy. She in not hot. She makes Erin Andrews look like the hottest female on the earth.

I think her and K-Fed are a match made in trailer park heaven.

Puffy
11-08-2006, 11:41 AM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/916060/britney.jpg

BuckeyeRedleg
11-08-2006, 11:49 AM
See. Squatty. Put some 5-inch pumps and a ton of make-up on any midget and you could get similar results.

Don't get me wrong. She's not ugly. I just think that she's somewhat average.

If she were a stock I would have sold a long time ago. The Red Bulls, Starbuck's, McDonald's, and Marlboro Red's (by the carton) have not been very kind to her.

Sean_CaseyRules
11-08-2006, 12:09 PM
Does anyone actually think that this will last? How many more chances has she given him? I for one don't think that they will be away from each other for too long.

vaticanplum
11-08-2006, 01:11 PM
See. Squatty. Put some 5-inch pumps and a ton of make-up on any midget and you could get similar results.

She's got great legs, dancer's legs. Very curvy, long calf muscles, just all around well-shaped. Sure, she's put on some pounds, but legs like that are something you're born with; some dancers' legs will never be shaped like that no matter how hard they train.

And she is, for that matter, a very good dancer.

BuckeyeRedleg
11-08-2006, 01:36 PM
She's got great legs, dancer's legs. Very curvy, long calf muscles, just all around well-shaped. Sure, she's put on some pounds, but legs like that are something you're born with; some dancers' legs will never be shaped like that no matter how hard they train.

And she is, for that matter, a very good dancer.


Curvy, maybe, but I don't see the long calf muscles Maybe it's me.

As for dancing, the skeptic in me thinks it's the magic of video.

I just can't find much talent there. Again, maybe it's me.

HotCorner
11-08-2006, 03:46 PM
Apparently Fed-Ex (thanks Roy Tucker) found out the new way ...

text message!

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23373669-details/Oops,+I+did+it+again:+but+this+time+via+text+messa ge/article.do

GAC
11-08-2006, 08:35 PM
Does anyone think this will be her only divorce? ;)

She's not wrapped too tight IMO, and that Letterman bit confirms it. I really feel for those kids. I hope they are wearing Med Alert bracelets.

RFS62
11-08-2006, 08:42 PM
Apparently Fed-Ex (thanks Roy Tucker) found out the new way ...

text message!



Wonder who read it to him?

Ltlabner
11-08-2006, 08:43 PM
K-Fed's found himself some spotlight with the WWE and don't rule out a future in hardcore porn (for either of them).


http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23373669-details/Oops,+I+did+it+again:+but+this+time+via+text+messa ge/article.do

If you go to the link Hot Corner provided, there is another story linked to it that would make it appear that the young Ms. Spears and Young Mr. Popozau have already dabled in the world of adult "art films". It's the third link under "see also" near the top of the page.

And about her getting back in shape post children....judging from the picture of Brit, reportedly post breakup, it would appear to me that she is already quite...ehhhmmm...."healthy" already.

vaticanplum
11-08-2006, 08:44 PM
Wonder who read it to him?

:lol:

savafan
11-09-2006, 12:44 AM
Apparently K-Fed is counter suing for sole-custody of the kids. According to CNN's bottom line

RFS62
11-09-2006, 07:13 AM
Apparently K-Fed is counter suing for sole-custody of the kids. According to CNN's bottom line




Perfect.

Probably a good time to buy stock in the tabloids. Sales are gonna be up the next few months.

Ltlabner
11-09-2006, 07:57 AM
Perfect.

Probably a good time to buy stock in the tabloids. Sales are gonna be up the next few months.


Chance of their divorce and custody issues being a circus? 100%

Chance of their children being normal, well-adjusted and healthy? .004827%

GAC
11-10-2006, 07:21 AM
Apparently K-Fed is counter suing for sole-custody of the kids. According to CNN's bottom line

If affects the prenup and he gets more money that way. The only reason he is doing it. It sure ain't for the kids.