Caption Orenthal

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They like me for my personality.

[Highlifeman21]

Let's play America's next favorite game, Guess How Long These Blondes Can Survive Around OJ!

[Dom Heffner]

Now, if I were to do you two....

[RedFanAlways1966]

Blonde females... always a bloody good time!

[Falls City Beer]

Ladies--if you have boyfriends, I can make it a quadruple homicide!

[GAC]

And some get upset about dumb blonde jokes.

Sorry, but these are two dumb blondes if they hang out with this psychopath, knowing what he did.

[savafan]

Man, I'd kill to be O.J. right there. ;)

[edabbs44]

You know, I don't know the exact pronunciation but I believe its... Menage A Trois.

[traderumor]

Now, I'm not saying I will, but if I would kill you...

[Razor Shines]

Mistaking him for Lenny Kravitz's Dad, these girls were never heard from again.