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pedro
12-01-2006, 06:01 PM
I thought it'd be fun to come up with stupid movie ideas. It couldn't be hard to beat some of the crap coming out of hollywood now.

I'll start.

"Turkish Prison Vacation".

Will Farrell plays the dad and Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the loser brother in law that gets him busted while vacationing in Turkey.

Hijinks ensue as the wife, played by Lisa Kudrow, tries to spring them with the help of hapless taxi driver played by Kal Penn from Harold and Kumar.

Falls City Beer
12-01-2006, 06:10 PM
I've often wondered why they never made a sequel to The Shining. So I was thinking about maybe a hotel where no one is able to communicate with anyone else. And in place of the creepy Arbus twins, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson are the only voices anyone can hear.

pedro
12-01-2006, 06:19 PM
I've often wondered why they never made a sequel to The Shining. So I was thinking about maybe a hotel where no one is able to communicate with anyone else. And in place of the creepy Arbus twins, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson are the only voices anyone can hear.

Do they get to sing "garden party" with their dad's corpse?

Because if they do, I'm so going to see that movie.

paintmered
12-01-2006, 06:29 PM
"From Justin to Kelly"


oh wait.... :help:

Falls City Beer
12-01-2006, 06:34 PM
Do they get to sing "garden party" with their dad's corpse? .

The Shining II: Weekend at Ricky's

pedro
12-01-2006, 07:21 PM
The Shining II: Weekend at Ricky's

nice.

Always good to have an excuse to squeeze in Andrew Mccarthy.

Will M
12-01-2006, 09:12 PM
Remakes.

Any movie with CGI.

Any movie without Kate Beckinsale.

Dom Heffner
12-01-2006, 09:21 PM
Movies of old tv shows. Awful.

And that Cuba Gooding Jr movie that had him in the snow.

And on the boat with Horatio Sanz. Terrible.

Yachtzee
12-01-2006, 09:22 PM
My Dinner with Jabba.

cinredsfan2000
12-01-2006, 09:24 PM
Heres a new one make a 2 hour movie based off of a 70's or 60's tv. Show.;) Oh wait it gets better have the star of the 70's/60's t.v show have a small part in said movie .:rolleyes:

Yachtzee
12-01-2006, 09:29 PM
Ashton Kutcher is Richard the III - "Dude, Where's My Horse?"

wolfboy
12-01-2006, 09:37 PM
Ashton Kutcher is Richard the III - "Dude, Where's My Horse?"

That's right up there with Keanu Reeves doing Shakespeare: http://imdb.com/title/tt0107616/

pedro
12-01-2006, 09:42 PM
Ashton Kutcher is Richard the III - "Dude, Where's My Horse?"

:laugh:

savafan
12-01-2006, 11:03 PM
That's right up there with Keanu Reeves doing Shakespeare: http://imdb.com/title/tt0107616/

FWIW, Keanu got his start in Shakespearian theatre.

BoydsOfSummer
12-01-2006, 11:21 PM
Movies of old tv shows. Awful.

And that Cuba Gooding Jr movie that had him in the snow.

And on the boat with Horatio Sanz. Terrible.

Snow Dogs did have some redeeming qualities. I present for your inspection...

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0281373/th-05-CT-1000.jpg
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0281373/Ss/0281373/05-CT-1000.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Bacalso,%20Joanna