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redsupport
12-15-2006, 09:37 PM
had one hit as a Red vs Padres might have been off Greg Maddux' brother. Just splendiferous

Joseph
12-15-2006, 10:28 PM
What?

redsupport
12-15-2006, 10:34 PM
I will repeat because this moment in Reds history is unrivalled. During his legendary tenure with the great 1991 squad, Stan Jefferson appeared as a pinch runner in many contests, but that contribution was trifling compared to his batting average of .093. While working tonight, I paused to remember his one safety, a glancing blow against the Padres. It was a moment to savor

Joseph
12-15-2006, 10:43 PM
That helps clear it up.

Falls City Beer
12-15-2006, 10:45 PM
That helps clear it up.

To be sure Ron Roenicke and Keith Brown helped steer Aeneas from Carthage.

Joseph
12-15-2006, 11:03 PM
To be sure Ron Roenicke and Keith Brown helped steer Aeneas from Carthage.

Now we're back to square zero.

redsupport
12-15-2006, 11:05 PM
I am never able tostop equivocating over the perenially Brown conundrum. Ever since my salad days, I still cannot make a decision on the relative value of Keith Brown or Scott Brown. Of course both were great, not as great as Andy MacGaffigan or Jim Crowell, needless to say, but then the other tremendous Brown, Marty Brown merits serious consideration as well. Then the enigmatic Chris Brown, great third sacker who was signed by the Reds, but alas never took the field of play, was valuable in his own right.

DannyB
12-16-2006, 06:23 AM
Makes you wonder if he was as good as his brothers sibling................

traderumor
12-16-2006, 10:00 AM
I will repeat because this moment in Reds history is unrivalled. During his legendary tenure with the great 1991 squad, Stan Jefferson appeared as a pinch runner in many contests, but that contribution was trifling compared to his batting average of .093. While working tonight, I paused to remember his one safety, a glancing blow against the Padres. It was a moment to savorNight shift, eh? Those nights can get long. :help:

Reverend Doo-Rag
12-16-2006, 06:04 PM
Stan Jefferson's concenrtic pinch-running was a trifle perigynous to the muntitudinous and pithecanthropus baserunning skill-set of the effeminate and biodegradable Sam Mejias.

redsupport
12-16-2006, 06:11 PM
Excellent analysis unfortunately Brook Fordyce and Jack Daugherty disagree

lollipopcurve
12-16-2006, 06:19 PM
the Jeffersonian opus combines homage (the Unter-Winningham) and historicist anxiety (the anti-Krenchiki) like no other

johngalt
12-16-2006, 06:22 PM
Of course, we all know the real Jefferson phenom was the one and only Reggie.

redsupport
12-16-2006, 06:25 PM
Before publishing this disquisition the Jefferson estate checked their facts with the tandem histories of Tom Runnels, Wade Rowden and Tom Foley for authenticity

Reverend Doo-Rag
12-16-2006, 06:38 PM
"Too curst is more than curst: I shall lessen God's
sending that way; for it is said, 'Alan Knicely sends a curst
cow short horns;' but to a cow too curst he sends none."
So sayeth Cecil Espy, Esquire

redsmetz
12-16-2006, 06:43 PM
Is it something in the water or is this like some circular game out of Alice In Wonderland tonight???

:dunno:

redsupport
12-16-2006, 06:45 PM
Excellent riposte, the conclusion is so abstruse that I had to check the lanthanide series of elements in the periodic table and consult with eminent particle physicist Bob Buchannon. Buchannon was stumped but after chatting withJohn Stuper, he was able to state unequivocally that Dallas Williams is the answer

marcshoe
12-16-2006, 09:29 PM
Last night, I was putting this type of posting down to a case of PWI. Today, I don't know.

SteveJRogers
12-17-2006, 10:06 PM
If I could find an image of Officer Stan Jefferson (NYPD stationed in the Bronx), he'd be placing this thread under arrest for confusing the heck out of me!

MrCinatit
12-17-2006, 10:10 PM
........

I have a cat named Mittens! His breath smells like tuna!

/end Ralphie voice.

Spitball
12-17-2006, 11:19 PM
Hmmm...brings to mind Mike de la Hoz or maybe even Don Hefner...maybe even Nux's Nutholio...Whatever happened to those guys? They were fun in very small doses.

Jpup
12-17-2006, 11:24 PM
where art thou Don Gullet?