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SunDeck
12-22-2006, 07:50 AM
I'm pretty sure my wife has been snooping around, trying to figure out what she's getting for Christmas. So, I seeded my browser history with these things:

Diamonique (http://www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/app.nav/params.class.F600/walk.yah.F600?cm_re=HP-_-SIDENAV-_-DIAMONIQUE)

Candle-licious (http://www.candle-licious.com/)
Very important homemaking tools (http://magazines.ivillage.com/goodhousekeeping/consumer/appliances/articles/0,,284519_290094,00.html)
Thomas Kincaid "Let faith take the wheel" die-cast truck (http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/product/prdid-47177.jsp?cm_ven=Shopping&cm_cat=BizRate&cm_pla=Direct&cm_ite=47177-Thomas%20Kinkade%20Thoughts%20For%20The%20Road%20D iecast%20Truck%20Collection)
KittyDuran
12-22-2006, 08:07 AM
:nono: :laugh:
bucksfan
12-22-2006, 09:39 AM
That's good, SunDeck! :laugh:
Heath
12-22-2006, 09:44 AM
That's how Puffy hides the porn.
UKFlounder
12-22-2006, 10:50 AM
Is that better than keeping the scent off the wife?
GIK
12-22-2006, 10:58 AM
I die inside a little bit each time I see a Thomas Kinkade. :barf:
SunDeck
12-22-2006, 11:10 AM
Is that better than keeping the scent off the wife?

You mean something like this?
http://static.flickr.com/31/102089698_60e3ced344_o.gif

Not sure she'd dig that.
Johnny Footstool
12-22-2006, 11:13 AM
What a great idea!

Also note for next year -- The Onion is selling a set of fake "gotcha" boxes for you to put presents in. Imagine you're wife's surprise when she tears off the wrapping paper and finds a "Salt of the Month Club" starter package or a "Make Your Own Umbrella" kit.

http://store.theonion.com/product_info.php?products_id=214
paintmered
12-22-2006, 11:17 AM
What a great idea!

Also note for next year -- The Onion is selling a set of fake "gotcha" boxes for you to put presents in. Imagine you're wife's surprise when she tears off the wrapping paper and finds a "Salt of the Month Club" starter package or a "Make Your Own Umbrella" kit.

http://store.theonion.com/product_info.php?products_id=214

:laugh: :laugh:
RedsFan75
12-22-2006, 12:56 PM
I die inside a little bit each time I see a Thomas Kinkade. :barf:

I have my own reasons for that statement, just curious as to yours?
:)